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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


His people already talking about how awesome of a job he is doing.

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Chard
Aug 24, 2010





god drat it

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


TMMadman posted:

Oh no, I just had to use some more of my precious TP supply!

I'm down to like 9 and 3/4th rolls left!





Is it weird that I prefer Scott TP to more fancy brands? I switched over to the cheap rear end 1 ply Scott TP like 10-15 years ago because I was working at a place that used that kind of TP in their bathrooms and I was finding that using so called 'better' TP on the weekends when I was at home wasn't making my rear end feel bad, so I switched and never looked back.

cheap 1 ply supremacy, u get more paper per cent

and u can make it 2 ply by folding it :vince:

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
If you are single and shop at costco you're basically a doomsday prepper :smugdog:

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






gently caress you i want money

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
👍
https://twitter.com/RosieGray/status/1237849023790239752

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

gently caress yes thanks trump I didn't want to do or pay my taxes just like you, the best be best pissident.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


death 2 america

biglads
Feb 21, 2007

I could've gone to Blatherwycke



Sunshine
Moonlight
Good Times
Roni

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


i used to doubt jared, but after he ushered in an era of unprecedented peace across the middle east i'm willing to give him a little bit of trust on this one

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DryGoods posted:

what else can the President do?

whatever he wants, didnt you hear that one speach that one time

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Maggie!

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1237879652611309568?s=20

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1237879828256194562?s=20

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

gently caress our stupid country

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

the popes toes posted:

I've got this gif that I never use but every time I look at it I think of Lastgirl. Come back Lastgirl in the hour of our need.



She is the last girl cause they are reckless with firearms.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Man, the government hosed her over so loving hard.

She has been in prison for refusing to obey a subpoena since February 2019. Meanwhile dozens of Trump admin officials have ignored subpoenas from Congress and have faced absolutely no consequences.

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

gonna be honest with u cspam i have a low key crush on maggie habermann

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

lmao suuuucccc zoooone

https://twitter.com/gethappy12374/status/1237877620533952513

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:


Hahahahhaahaha tonight's address is going to be bizarro world version of reality. More than usual at least lol.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

legacy status: destroyed

:chaostrump:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

that catchphrase is what unites chuds and shitlibs

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

the Q nuts are hoping tonight's address will be the one where Trump finally says the magic words "my fellow Americans, the storm is upon us" that they believe will kick off the mass arrests and whatnot

they have been waiting for him to say this mystical incantation since 2017


https://mobile.twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1237859702429515777

that would be cool if trump did say that

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!
https://twitter.com/NatureNews/status/666158895149264897

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mekyabetsu posted:

If you read the article, it hasn’t “reached” the Arctic. One scientist who was scheduled to take part in the expedition tested positive as part of a screening that was done in Germany, before he left for the ship.

lol

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
still in awe, after all these years, that Trump can still do the worst thing possible

a political Mr Magoo

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
Why the gently caress do the wall street dorks call it bull and bear markets, it some sort of sex thing?

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

TMMadman posted:

Oh no, I just had to use some more of my precious TP supply!

I'm down to like 9 and 3/4th rolls left!





Is it weird that I prefer Scott TP to more fancy brands? I switched over to the cheap rear end 1 ply Scott TP like 10-15 years ago because I was working at a place that used that kind of TP in their bathrooms and I was finding that using so called 'better' TP on the weekends when I was at home wasn't making my rear end feel bad, so I switched and never looked back.

The individually-wrapped rolls come in a tissue that you can use as well. :brains:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.


NextDoor continues its reign as the most boomer-cursed social media

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Why the gently caress do the wall street dorks call it bull and bear markets, it some sort of sex thing?

well duh

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Sudden Loud Noise posted:

Literally the only reason they're delaying it because it would get zero media attention at the moment. Everybody dying is too cool for the news to cover anything else. They can't waste subpoenas at a time when nobody cares, who do you think they are, the democrats?

well that and no one will probably give a poo poo than. this corona thing will go on for months and the numbers are gonna keep making GBS threads blood and trump will keep loving poo poo up.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

mekyabetsu posted:

If you read the article, it hasn’t “reached” the Arctic. One scientist who was scheduled to take part in the expedition tested positive as part of a screening that was done in Germany, before he left for the ship.

why are you trying to get us up to the Arctic? what are you hiding?

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007


No, you see Bernie isn't feasible because you can't just declare things like paid sick leave as president.

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Schmoe Cwead posted:

legacy status: destroyed

:chaostrump:

very rude of BHO to hand an economy with a time-delayed pathogen over to TRump

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

I like to say sell the rip buy the dip when people are talking about stonks it's a good ice-breaker

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



a colleague of mine went on an expedition of 100 female scientists to the arctic and i'm not sure what came back is her

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

so basically he will try to bail out the big assholes and downplay the virus. lol

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn
the bull market is no longer loving my life while i watch.

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
have you libs ever considered how are we going to pay for our posting??

tuepr 2020

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dr_0ctag0n posted:

Why the gently caress do the wall street dorks call it bull and bear markets, it some sort of sex thing?

If you can't be horny at the end of the world, when can you be horny

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