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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Let's zoom in and see what's usually on TV in Trump Hotel...



Hmm.. Fake News, CNN

:thunk:

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

:smith:

if only we had an inhuman monster sociopath in a skinsuit for a candidate

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

juche avocado posted:

time to cancel Bernie

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Chateau Chlamydia

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
tfw you don’t embrace excuses, you embrace solutions


https://twitter.com/jontaffer/status/1237896597188403202

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

VectorSigma posted:

looks like the free market forgot to wash its invisible hand

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Somewhere in the White House right now, Stephen Miller is trying to shoehorn one more use of "Chinese virus" into the president's speech.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lol people respond to two different journalists writing this story and it’s just pure venom. Liz gets these stories and people are crying their hearts out for her.

I hate the Democratic Party.

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I want Trump to threaten the Chinese government unless they recall their virus.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Joementum posted:

tfw you don’t embrace excuses, you embrace solutions


https://twitter.com/jontaffer/status/1237896597188403202

I can hear that line perfectly in my head

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



"HEY WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD"


DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

hundreds of pics of Biden and Sanders huggin' and kissin'

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler
Every time he compares Covid to the flu, take a shot. Every time he says “social distancing” wash your hands.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

Cowpocalypse posted:

Bernie is good.

he's too good for this hosed up system

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

a helpful bear posted:

Greg Proops finally discovered my tweets calling him Greg Poops and blocked me

you knew you were on borrowed time

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

distance yourself but go to work and participate fully in the economy

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

tacodaemon posted:

"HEY WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD"




for fucks sake I'm eating now

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004


Wow Teen Vogue is hard rear end. I'm cancelling my Tiger Beat for sure and switching over.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
joe being a not rotten dude somewhere in that rotten chicken brain is head is kinda heartwarming

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Nodelphi posted:

What does your heart tell you is true?

i am not sure. i have heard different poo poo from different people so gently caress if i know. at best he will try for a state of emergency or close down travel. idk.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

threlb

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1237899014713929728

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
my favorite part of bar rescue is when he lines up the staff and calls them all thieves because one or two of them over pour. very good leadership

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
why numbr go down when numger go up good?

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

I'm guessing Trump's fireside chat will be 100% tailored to appease panicked investors

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

not an endorsement posted:



im just saying that the homeward bound program is an excellent setting for a horror premise

sounds about right since reality is comedy/horror and camp as gently caress

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Fleetwood posted:

he's too good for this hosed up system
he's been an inspiration for a lot of people including myself so it's not a total loss

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Vim Fuego posted:

:smith:

if only we had an inhuman monster sociopath in a skinsuit for a candidate

bernie sanders is too human to be president. you gotta be a real fuckin sicko to be prez

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

That DICK! posted:

hes right, bernie was a cuck. but he was our cuck

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/ABOwarrior/status/1237827014721179649

punished milkman
Dec 5, 2018

would have won
i hope trump shuts down the borders + country. that would be lit

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Drunkboxer posted:

my favorite part of bar rescue is when he lines up the staff and calls them all thieves because one or two of them over pour. very good leadership

I like when he screams at a fry cook because the owner won't pay for working equipment

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

ohh yeah that's some good ping right there

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

punished milkman posted:

i hope trump shuts down the borders + country. that would be lit

shut down internal borders

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



tacodaemon posted:

the Q nuts are hoping tonight's address will be the one where Trump finally says the magic words "my fellow Americans, the storm is upon us" that they believe will kick off the mass arrests and whatnot

they have been waiting for him to say this mystical incantation since 2017


https://mobile.twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1237859702429515777

https://mobile.twitter.com/ABOwarrior/status/1237852719961919489

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

tacodaemon posted:

Trump had a coronavirus roundtable at the White House today and that Acosta guy from CNN asked him about the difference between his statements and those those of his medical experts and Trump responded by explaining that CNN is fake news

here's a video

https://mobile.twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1237844424182226952

i think this trump guy is startin to grow on me!

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/1237898313099137028

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



more like qoronavirus

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

its already very aggravating that me, a dumb idiot who foolishly has empathy for others, can do everything i can to keep myself and others healthy but in the end will encounter some boomer chud who probably thinks, and acts on the thoughts, that germ theory deserves skepticism but also its just flu

thing is, ill pretty probably be fine. but you old folks...well i did the best i could on my part :shrug:


:rip:

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Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
"fake news" is now just "eat poo poo" but you can say it on tv

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