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V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

this is your legacy, obama, you stupid gently caress, this is what you did with your unprecedented popularity

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MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

FCKGW posted:

starting to worry this might affect my airbnb rentals :ohdear:

https://twitter.com/hungry_bolshvik/status/1189609061257371648

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Peacoffee posted:

msnbc got a guy saying this is likely to be far worse than the 2007-08 crisis

It will because the whole world is going to shut down for 2-3 weeks in stages.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Stocks fall, everyone dies

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

the charade that the stock floor is a quaint and fair and smart operation is so transparent why still even bother!!


oh rite. boomers .

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Number is going to pre-Trump levels and Serious Business People are going to start talking about removing Trump and Pence from office so they can blame this whole thing on Trump and Pelosi and elect Bloomberg in November.

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

The number the number the... nooo!

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


drat S&P is actually down 8%. I guess the breaker isn't instant at 7%

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i would love a word cloud made from a transcript of the opening hour of these financial tv shows

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Three Olives posted:

Number is going to pre-Trump levels and Serious Business People are going to start talking about removing Trump and Pence from office so they can blame this whole thing on Trump and Pelosi and elect Bloomberg in November.

gently caress pre-trump, number is gonna end up at 2008 levels

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Kind of feels like the time to buy bullets

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
can VIX ever get to 100 meaning 100% or is it like some sort of divide by 0 ratio

anyway VIX 100 Dow 0

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

V. Illych L. posted:

join us, it's so beautiful on this side

i know!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Ablert Einstein posted:

drat S&P is actually down 8%. I guess the breaker isn't instant at 7%

Trades aren't required to be reported instantly.

It triggers as soon as the index is below 7% but there can be trades that will drag it lower already executed at that point

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
CNBC: "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll, and we can be grateful for that".


loving excuse me

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Three Olives posted:

Number is going to pre-Trump levels and Serious Business People are going to start talking about removing Trump and Pence from office so they can blame this whole thing on Trump and Pelosi and elect Bloomberg in November.

That literally will just make things worse

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


jim cramer is about to cry on cnbc

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

C-SPAN Caller posted:

That literally will just make things worse

good. the sooner the bloodshed, the lesser the bloodshed.

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos

Tashilicious posted:

CNBC: "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll, and we can be grateful for that".


loving excuse me

No way

Don Pigeon
Oct 29, 2005

Great pigeons are not born great. They grow great by eating lots of bread crumbs.

Tashilicious posted:

CNBC: "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll, and we can be grateful for that".


loving excuse me

The world is run by sociopaths

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Tashilicious posted:

CNBC: "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll, and we can be grateful for that".


loving excuse me

the ghouls have their mask off i guess

Limerick
Oct 23, 2009

:parrot:
How long until a major bank declares insolvency?

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
Jim Cramer is crying for the federal reserve to save us

loving lol

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


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Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

go number go

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
It's been 15 minutes, hasn't it? Has trading started again? Let's hit 13% baby

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Don Pigeon posted:

The world is run by sociopaths

Yep, that's why hierarchy is garbage. It always puts sociopaths in charge.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Won't someone think of number, it has a family

MorrisBae
Jan 18, 2020

by Athanatos
HOLY gently caress LOOK AT IT GO

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



So will number get worse today or just stay this bad like monday

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Limerick posted:

How long until a major bank declares insolvency?

i need this to happen but i worry that they're just going to funnel cash straight into the throat of every failing bank until they somehow own the government outright

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
...oh jesus.

Peacoffee
Feb 11, 2013


lol down down down

Takanago
Jun 2, 2007

You'll see...
https://twitter.com/crisprtek/status/1237037346106810368?s=21

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


coming up on -2K

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


-2K!

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Tashilicious posted:

CNBC: "The human toll here looks to be much worse than the economic toll, and we can be grateful for that".


loving excuse me

ew

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


lmao

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



lmaoooooooooooooooooo

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Haha ok this is getting a little too spicy.

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