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Snail Information
May 29, 2010

Snailmancy
It is literally what they did in China. They didn't want people going back to their homes and infecting their families, since it was the way most older people got infected and died.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(20)30071-0/fulltext

Snail Information has issued a correction as of 20:33 on Mar 13, 2020

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oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Sneak Lemming posted:

It is literally what they did in China. They didn't want people going back to their homes and infecting their families, since it was the way most older people got infected and died.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(20)30071-0/fulltext


I think you have corona in your brain op

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Sneak Lemming posted:

It is literally what they did in China. They didn't want people going back to their homes and infecting their families, since it was the way most older people got infected and died.
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanres/article/PIIS2213-2600(20)30071-0/fulltext


Gdi I thought the flowcharts would end once boris got in :argh:

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
"maybe we should do something after all"

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/13/uk-to-ban-mass-gatherings-in-coronavirus-u-turn

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

*kshhk* outbreak outbreak outbreak

https://twitter.com/hendopolis/status/1238582836279627779

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
Jeremy Corbyn: I think we should replenish the NHS and our community police rosters and avoid military intervention overseas.

British Press: Go car bomb a jew about it Adolf.

Boris Johnson: I think we should just let this viral pandemic run its course. This will result in a million dead Britons also known as a megadeath.

British Press: You rakishly handsome genius. It is so good, it is like an all you can eat ice cream bar at a casino orgy to us.

Boris Johnson: Also we will not release the scientific advice that led us to this course of action.

British Press: As a bunch of reporters this sounds on the level. Anyone who questions this is an idiot and a traitor.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Dmitri-9 posted:



Boris Johnson: Also we will not release the scientific advice that led us to this course of action.

British Press: As a bunch of reporters this sounds on the level. Anyone who questions this is an idiot and a traitor.

If the virus knows our strategy that could seriously hurt our negotiating position

Oof thought I was over this, now the fever seems to be back stronger. Been sick for 8 days now, maybe this isn't just a cold lol

Fwiw me and my partner have been self quarantining for a few days despite the advice not to. Bunch of parcels delivered today and demanding I sign with their pen though. RIP those guys

Symptoms have been still fairly mild so far, touch wood, if this is roni it's a good case to get. Oooor I've got roni right after whatever bug I already had

Communist Thoughts has issued a correction as of 01:49 on Mar 14, 2020

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse
So, uh, I was looking at the number the UK government says is appropriate for herd immunity, which is 60%.

... so that's 6.6*6 million people that need to be sacrificed to SARS-2 to appease it.

Is the plan literally built on numerology?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

endlessmonotony posted:

So, uh, I was looking at the number the UK government says is appropriate for herd immunity, which is 60%.

... so that's 6.6*6 million people that need to be sacrificed to SARS-2 to appease it.

Is the plan literally built on numerology?

i've pondered this and i get the impression that it's built on a combination of desperation (the NHS has been cut to the bone for a decade, it was already reeling and likely cannot take this, and its collapse is one thing corbyn was very clear about warning during the last election) and hubris - especially the loving creepy nudge/social conditioning and control stuff.

basically, habermas' warning that the ruling classes would try to use quantitative social science to build elaborate systems of control and that such science is inherently unethical was entirely correct. they have built a model of human behaviour in which they have religious confidence, and that tells them that people are too lazy, stupid and undisciplined for any serious distancing efforts to work. these two factors combine to create a situation where just powering through a relatively brief but very intense crisis seems more reasonable than going through a long but more muted crisis.

of course, saying 'computer says you're all too stupid to do anything so say good-bye to granny' is not a particularly popular sentiment and i suspect that they've done some polling here which was grotesquely bad for them

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

also if britain can just be rid of a lot of old people it'd make budgeting much easier, old people are very expensive and they should be passing down most of their wealth and assets anyway to create new tories

literally saying 'yeah your old relatives are going to have to go' was probably not super smart though

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

V. Illych L. posted:

also if britain can just be rid of a lot of old people it'd make budgeting much easier, old people are very expensive and they should be passing down most of their wealth and assets anyway to create new tories

literally saying 'yeah your old relatives are going to have to go' was probably not super smart though

lol, read that Times front page closely. They're literally reducing quality standards in care homes.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


V. Illych L. posted:


basically, habermas' warning that the ruling classes would try to use quantitative social science to build elaborate systems of control and that such science is inherently unethical was entirely correct.

Any good reading you can recommend? Sounds interesting.

And the obvious unfolding aspect of that kind of thing is that the models are generally comically wrong or oversimplified in some fashion.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518371651649538?s=21

A behavioural scientist explains the government's logic. It's, uh, probably not as reassuring as he wanted it to be.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
I actually loving read that thread and if that is even close to their plan it is literally loving psychopathic

https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518383693496320?s=20

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

XMNN posted:

I actually loving read that thread and if that is even close to their plan it is literally loving psychopathic

https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518383693496320?s=20

https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238560476663070720?s=21

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

there is also the issue that a psychotic controlled infection of the population so you don't overload medical services requires a huge quarantine which the UK is definitely not doing

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lmao this is old but i only saw it just now

quote:

Rosie Dummer estimates her baked effigy of British PM weighs about 'one-and-a-half real Borises'



https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappen...hnson-1.5309323

ynohtna
Feb 16, 2007

backwoods compatible
Illegal Hen
https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518380165988352

The surviving plebs can have little a labour and alcohol, as a treat.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

ynohtna posted:

https://twitter.com/iandonald_psych/status/1238518380165988352

The surviving plebs can have little a labour and alcohol, as a treat.

whoa whoa whoa it's little a work and alcohol. none of that anti-Semitic stuff here.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

comedyblissoption posted:

there is also the issue that a psychotic controlled infection of the population so you don't overload medical services requires a huge quarantine which the UK is definitely not doing

Yeah looks like this genius plan would just lead to the steep curve effect saturating all medical resources.

Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
It's almost as if all those accidental hirings of open eugenics advocates weren't actually accidental

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
boris desperately needs the british economy not to flat line and for there to be food shortages and a catastrophic health crisis right as he's threatening no deal brexit which will do the same because it'll rather dampen enthusiasm for it from the general public while killing what little leverage he has in negotiations

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Jose posted:

boris desperately needs the british economy not to flat line and for there to be food shortages and a catastrophic health crisis right as he's threatening no deal brexit which will do the same because it'll rather dampen enthusiasm for it from the general public while killing what little leverage he has in negotiations

The other angle is that if there is a second spike in winter in Europe because they locked down their cases now then the UK is in a position to swoop in and fill in any gaps in terms of trade that the second wave lock downs have caused. There's absolutely a geopolitical underpinning to this approach.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
you love to see it

https://twitter.com/LeftieStats/status/1238611490921484295?s=20

Isizzlehorn
Feb 25, 2010

:lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick::lesnick:


When you voted for death and really, really meant it.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

lol that ukers appear to be far more gullible for their domestic press propaganda

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that's like lolling that the sky is blue

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

I mean on one level you just have to say 'you made your bed, now you have to lie in it', boomers paved the way at every stage for this perfect storm of elderly deaths, now they have to live(!) with the consequences

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




I feel like the thread title is no longer appropriate, since clearly this is what old people wanted.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

silvergoose posted:

I feel like the thread title is no longer appropriate, since clearly this is what old people wanted.

They wanted to see Brexit before they died and now they've gotten their wish.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

multijoe posted:

I mean on one level you just have to say 'you made your bed, now you have to lie in it', boomers paved the way at every stage for this perfect storm of elderly deaths, now they have to live(!) with the consequences

i hope they don't live with the consequence

Her Dryer
Oct 15, 2012

a huge loss to our glorious free nation

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


It's appropriate that the USAs racist dad is gonna have a much worse time of this than the USA is

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Communist Thoughts posted:

It's appropriate that the USAs racist dad is gonna have a much worse time of this than the USA is

lol no they're loving it up as well and there's more people there and more things to go wrong. I suspect we can right ourselves and come out with minor damage, they're going to keep plowing into chaos and shouting about websites and stock purchases.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

comedyblissoption posted:

lol that ukers appear to be far more gullible for their domestic press propaganda

It's more about how hegemonic it is. Like a significant portion of the public never hear anything other than the tory party line. Imagine the US if literally every major media outlet was fox news

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

comedyblissoption posted:

lol that ukers appear to be far more gullible for their domestic press propaganda

I thought this was well known. Our press is all powerful and has destroyed the country. Our 'culture' is whatever the media decides it is that day. There's no real continuity unless they want there to be.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

So if the virus has run its course by December, we'll have a lovely no-deal Brexit to look forward to which will get the economy right back on track and fix all the problems.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
lol it's going to go down over the summer, BORISWARRALEGERRND and co are going to brinkmanship the negotiations to October and then the virus will pick up again like that Spanish Flu graph the talking heads are pushing

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

2021 shaping up to be a monster

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Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.
Instead of the country waiting it out for a month in genteel quarantine the Tories are going to reenact Outbreak followed by Children of Men.

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