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I'm going to go hoard looking at alpacas. I didn't know that was a thing. I'm gonna go look at all the loving alpacas. I'll look so hard.
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A few weeks ago I was buying up supplies for my prepper bunker (my apartment) and I looked like a crazy person. Buying up tons of beans, rice, powdered milk, a reasonable amount of toilet paper, etc. Now it's funny to see everyone else freaking out buying up everything they can. Like whenever anyone mentions the craziness I just say I took care of it weeks ago and I get to feel all  and that's all that really matters.
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Sure, but what's your EDC sitch like? Do you have enough paracord?
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Mar 14, 2020 17:01
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r u ready to WALK posted:
hol' up you believe that this:  the most commonly found shower head in existence is not sufficient enough to wash your rear end? explain yourself
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Mar 14, 2020 17:04
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lofi posted:God, everytime I clear my throat I'm like OMG THIS IS IT 
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Mar 14, 2020 17:05
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You just need to push up against the walls and climb up horizontally until your rear end lines up with it
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Mar 14, 2020 17:06
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zer0spunk posted:hol' up Fat people have a hard time bending over
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Mar 14, 2020 17:07
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Omg what percentage of this thread is roni havers now
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Mar 14, 2020 17:07
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Friend of mine just posted a pic on fb of cops standing guard over the TP in Costco to enforce the 2 per customer limit here in good ol' Central New Jersey.
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GORDON posted:Email from BK says same, and implied their sanitation methods were superior to others. So, there's that. Every Burger King in Norway has closed down. Meanwhile McDonald's is chugging along and they have those awful touchscreens. In other news there's now two confirmed deaths here.
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Desperate Character posted:i keep on thinking about my sore throat in the morning before I've had any water and my infrequent sneezing is absolutely COVID ignoring the fact the pollen count is ridiculous right now
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Colonel Cancer posted:You just need to push up against the walls and climb up horizontally until your rear end lines up with it 
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Mar 14, 2020 17:08
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zer0spunk posted:hol' up Apparently if the man can't spray water with the pulsating setting directly into his anus, he just can't get it clean. I just spread my cheeks goatman style and use the old windshield wiper finger.
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Mar 14, 2020 17:08
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IF YOU START PRICE GOUGING I WILL SEIZE YOUR loving SANITIZING WIPES AND NATIONALIZE THEM   
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GORDON posted:I'm going to go hoard looking at alpacas. I didn't know that was a thing. 
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Mar 14, 2020 17:10
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numberoneposter posted:IF YOU START PRICE GOUGING I WILL SEIZE YOUR loving SANITIZING WIPES AND NATIONALIZE THEM ok governor cuomo are you going to have slaves make them as well?
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Apparently if the man can't spray water with the pulsating setting directly into his anus, he just can't get it clean. I just spread my cheeks goatman style and use the old windshield wiper finger. you guys don't hire a person on taskrabbit to come over with a powerwasher every night???? 
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Mar 14, 2020 17:11
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Desperate Character posted:i keep on thinking about my sore throat in the morning before I've had any water and my infrequent sneezing is absolutely COVID ignoring the fact the pollen count is ridiculous right now Chest pain that''s actually just from being tense all the time coming soon
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Mar 14, 2020 17:12
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lofi posted:God, everytime I clear my throat I'm like OMG THIS IS IT Just wait till allergy season heats up. hemale in pain posted:on a tiny bright side i think if you can it's good to get out of the house and go do something. this is awful and it's a world changing event but it's not doomsday and i think just reading the internet all day about how poo poo everything is isn't good for your mental health. i admit i was pretty miserable last night so i went for a bike ride today and saw some alpacas. Was in the 60s on thursday, so we were outdoors a bit. Yesterday though? 30s and 5 inches of wet snow. Spring can be so fickle. 
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Jesus christ chill out people. You're going to die anyway. Stop worrying about some disease bullshit so much. e: That's meant for the people having panic attacks itt. It's fine to be worried about the global effects and whatnot.
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that post would've been so much better if your name was Nurgle
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Mar 14, 2020 17:21
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i refuse to die before i got to play the last of us 2 and the final fantasy 7 remake
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r u ready to WALK posted:i refuse to die before i got to play the last of us 2 and the final fantasy 7 remake im waiting for half life 3
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r u ready to WALK posted:i refuse to die before i got to play the last of us 2 and the final fantasy 7 remake
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hemale in pain posted:im waiting for half life 3 Ah, the curse of immortality.
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angryrobots posted:
Here in NL they stopped testing unless you are so hosed the only thing left is the IC or the morgue.
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angryrobots posted:Pretty sure I just ran through a very mild case of the 'Roni 5 days of sore throat, slight fever, headache, felt like absolute garbage the last 2 days of it but zero sinus drainage which is not how any cold has ever run through me. and am now a potential typhoid Mary for what...2 more weeks or so? Common cold and flu are still a thing.
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Mar 14, 2020 17:25
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Got food and enough booze for a couple months let’s do this.
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Hasselblad posted:Common cold and flu are still a thing. It’s still technically flu season
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:Got food and enough booze for a couple months let’s do this. Look at this guy who bought actually useful things instead of 50 pallets of toilet paper. Way to gently caress it up, bucko.
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Charliegrs posted:A few weeks ago I was buying up supplies for my prepper bunker (my apartment) and I looked like a crazy person. Buying up tons of beans, rice, powdered milk, a reasonable amount of toilet paper, etc. Now it's funny to see everyone else freaking out buying up everything they can. Like whenever anyone mentions the craziness I just say I took care of it weeks ago and I get to feel all same 
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Mar 14, 2020 17:30
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Personally I go to the mall several times a day to buy poo poo. I feel like it shows the virus I'm not afraid.
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Sometimes I look at people and wonder "just how much poo poo could they wipe with all that toilet paper?"
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Mar 14, 2020 17:31
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Eat more fiber, you jackasses
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The Glumslinger posted:Eat more fiber, you jackasses Eating fiber makes you use more toilet paper, not less.
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My mother-in-law (who's a doctor) sent me a text just asking very nicely if I would consider staying at my parents' currently empty house and self-quarantining myself there for two weeks instead of going back to the apartment I share with my partner. I'm.....really not sure how to respond.
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Mar 14, 2020 17:36
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Saw an ad for an estate sale at a retirement community. House of cards, right there.
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Bamabalacha posted:My mother-in-law (who's a doctor) sent me a text just asking very nicely if I would consider staying at my parents' currently empty house and self-quarantining myself there for two weeks instead of going back to the apartment I share with my partner. Stay-cay the gay away
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Im Ready for DEATH posted:Apparently if the man can't spray water with the pulsating setting directly into his anus, he just can't get it clean. I just spread my cheeks goatman style and use the old windshield wiper finger. Not saying it isn't possible, but nothing beats the pure cleansing sensation of blasting warm water into your crack from below. It's possible I'm gay but only for shower heads. IDK?
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I just want to say that I find it amusing how many people are calling this corvid instead of covid. Stop blaming the drat crows.
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