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Oh wait, I kinda immediately thought you were made mod of D&D and thus our new overlord, but then my heart broke immediately because that would have meant you were also a DnD mod All is well 
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I was IK in there since August which usually no one ever noticed as Jeffrey is still working on making IKs visible via another star or color or something, but now I have no other choice but to show everyone what a sick freak I truly am. Edit: Duzzy Funlop posted:Oh wait, I kinda immediately thought you were made mod of D&D and thus our new overlord, but then my heart broke immediately because that would have meant you were also a DnD mod Okay maybe not THAT kind of sick freak
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Mar 14, 2020 13:54
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It's all good, you'll always have your support-thread to come back to here And by "support thread", I mean the quibbling, dysfunctional family of edgelords that one cannot help but love /edit: I really don't know why this is hitting me now, but I think it's time for a new AV
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In times of raging viruses and Warnspahns overloading every news article, this is my tiny oasis of peace and getting the latest news that really matter, like wondering if there are any noodles left in Germany by now because I wanted to make some and was brutally attacked by a nice old lady that may or may not start an Amoklauf soon for not getting any Zewa anymore.
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Goonproject: Build a boat and go viking in the linksrheinische Bonzenviertel of the Landeshauptstadt once they lock down the bridges.
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Boats are cumbersome, the post-apocalyptic connoisseur raids Bundeswehrdepots and the spoils of the formerly rich with their Motorradbande.
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GABA ghoul posted:Antibiotics sound like a good investment. Very valuable because most people prefer not to die and very easy to hide and move due to the size of the packages. Push comes to shove, you can even hide them in various body holes. Can't do that with water purifying tablets or bullets. Antibiotics are useless against viruses and against antiobiotic-resistant bacterias, endocrine disruptors, radiation poisoning, giant mutant man-eating cockroaches, and other health hazards of the post-apocalyptic future.
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Mar 14, 2020 16:11
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Post the corona'est music u got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chlsD3J9zYM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJlN9jdQFSc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqJ7RR0KkGQ
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Mar 14, 2020 17:20
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System Metternich posted:Post the corona'est music u got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc
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Mar 14, 2020 17:23
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Inhaltswarnung: Kommunalpolitiker-Takes zu Corona ~Der Krieg~ endete '45 und Erinnerungen hat man erst so nach dem 4. Lebensjahr, wenn nicht später. Aber ich bin mir sicher, dass die Leute, die jetzt 79+ sind besser mit Corona zurechtkommen werden, als diese Avocado verwöhnten Millenials. Edit: Einfach "eine Armlänge Abstand" zu Infizierten halten. Randler fucked around with this message at 17:51 on Mar 14, 2020 |
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Mar 14, 2020 17:48
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Mar 14, 2020 17:50
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System Metternich posted:Post the corona'est music u got went to the supermarket, didnt buy toilet paper https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vLiJIgVlRQ
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Mokotow posted:I had a job interview in NRW scheduled for next week, to which I was planning to drive from Poland. Poland closed its borders yesterday. Not only did the company not cancel, despite being in the corona hot spot, the headhunter was messaging me at 10 pm on a Friday if I’m sure I can’t make it, because it would be “unfortunate”. Motherfucker, I’m not going through a 14 day quarantine (not to mention getting infected) just so you can get your interview bonus. Also, wtf is that business still running. Driving to NRW from Poland seems like a bad idea in general. Just think of all the loser Länder you'd have to drive through. *shudder*
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Mar 14, 2020 18:31
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System Metternich posted:Post the corona'est music u got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0
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Mar 14, 2020 18:45
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https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/men...amstag-li.78533 Oh no, not the Puffs
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Sereri posted:https://www.berliner-zeitung.de/men...amstag-li.78533 hell yeah there'll be a lot of corona babies, die rente ist sicher
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Mar 14, 2020 20:22
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every baby born nine months from now will know that their parents hosed out of quarantine boredom, lol
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Mar 14, 2020 20:28
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Einbauschrank posted:This might be more relevant for you: Clubs in Berlin will be closed from Tuesday onwards. So better do some Hamsterclubbing during the weekend. Well, about that...
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Mar 14, 2020 20:36
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Libluini posted:Ugh, this reminds me that dogs can get infected/be carriers of Corona, too. Imagine if you're an old person and your dog licks that up when you're not looking and presto, now your dog is a plague carrier. Stimmt uebrigens nicht, Waldi ist sicher.
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married but discreet posted:Stimmt uebrigens nicht, Waldi ist sicher. Do you have a source? Because otherwise I'd rather trust my fake news then some random internet person
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Mar 14, 2020 20:48
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How is it that rice and noodles and flour are ausverkauft, and no one has even started in on the dried beans and lentils or spices yet? Or even frozen veggies? Are people just planning on eating the nothing but the most boring food in the entire world for the next 4 weeks? I’m collecting that sweet Elterngeld so I don’t have to worry about going to work for the next while, but the trade off is that I’m stuck at home with twin newborns. And a 2.5 year old until the Kitas reopen.
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Mar 14, 2020 20:50
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Tbh., these days, I feel like Dead to a Dying World ("What if GY!BE, but Metal") is most apropros. Name ist Programm.
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Mar 14, 2020 20:52
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The reason people buy toilet paper and pasta is not because of a rational plan for quarantine preparedness, but because other people also buy toilet paper and pasta. It’s the scarcity paradox.
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Mar 14, 2020 20:54
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ABen posted:How is it that rice and noodles and flour are ausverkauft, and no one has even started in on the dried beans and lentils or spices yet? Or even frozen veggies? Are people just planning on eating the nothing but the most boring food in the entire world for the next 4 weeks? I'm not getting the impression that people are actually planning for a two or three week quarantine in earnest. At the local REWE the pasta was ausverkauft but the sauces and pesto were fully stocked. Like…wut? What are they going to season that pasta with? Disinfectant?
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Antigravitas posted:I'm not getting the impression that people are actually planning for a two or three week quarantine in earnest. At the local REWE the pasta was ausverkauft but the sauces and pesto were fully stocked. Like…wut? What are they going to season that pasta with? Disinfectant? Ketchup
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Libluini posted:Do you have a source? Because otherwise I'd rather trust my fake news then some random internet person https://www.who.int/news-room/q-a-detail/q-a-coronaviruses WHO posted:While there has been one instance of a dog being infected in Hong Kong, to date, there is no evidence that a dog, cat or any pet can transmit COVID-19. COVID-19 is mainly spread through droplets produced when an infected person coughs, sneezes, or speaks. To protect yourself, clean your hands frequently and thoroughly. Although more context: https://qz.com/1818227/the-who-says-that-dogs-cats-and-other-pets-can-get-coronavirus/ quote:Yesterday, the WHO’s coronavirus myth-buster page said there was no evidence that animals such as dogs or cats could be infected with virus. Today, that section is gone.
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it's gonna be a fun week. also it's bärlauch season, maybe that's the clue - pasta to use with pesto and TP for when you picked the wrong plants for said pesto
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Mar 14, 2020 21:07
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bronin posted:Ketchup Barbarians. Gott strafe Deutschland.
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Zwille posted:it's gonna be a fun week. can't wait for people confusing it with Maiglöckchen
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Probably a goon in the Berliner Gesundheitsdezernat reading this thread realised he had to prevent further stupidity. System Metternich posted:every baby born nine months from now will know that their parents hosed out of quarantine boredom, lol Frauentausch 2030: "Karla Corona, geh wech von die Pastaregale, Du Arsch!"
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Mar 14, 2020 21:18
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The dog study was pulled back. All dogs were released from quarantine, WHO let the dogs out.
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So far this virus has killed more fun than Hochrisikopatienten. 
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Pervese incentives in the times of Corona, part III:quote:Walid El Sheikh lässt seine drei Läden (Sir Walter, Oh Baby Anna, Elephant Bar) weiterhin geöffnet. „Wir sind weiterhin geöffnet, da wir unter der vom Verbot betroffen Größe von tausend Personen liegen. Somit fehlt uns zur Schließung die Rechtsgrundlage. Daher sind wir verpflichtet zu öffnen. Sonst handeln wir rechtlich gegen die Verpflichtung, das wirtschaftliche Wohl der Gesellschaft aufrecht zu erhalten und ich wäre dafür als Geschäftsführer persönlich haftbar.“ Düsseldorf keeping stuff open.
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Randler posted:Pervese incentives in the times of Corona, part III: wtf lmao, i don't even know where to start e: i should NOT have looked up pictures of those bars, jfc
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Randler posted:Pervese incentives in the times of Corona, part III: A wild mutation of the GG14-2 strain appears.
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ABen posted:How is it that rice and noodles and flour are ausverkauft, and no one has even started in on the dried beans and lentils or spices yet? Or even frozen veggies? Are people just planning on eating the nothing but the most boring food in the entire world for the next 4 weeks? In my local Marktkauf, people bought regular rice, but apparently Wildreis is some outlandish food that is inedible and therefore not worthy of buying.  Also, clearly, one can't eat chickpeas, bulgur, couscous, or lentils.
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