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Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

punk rebel ecks posted:

How the gently caress could you think Biden did better than Sanders?

lol remember the tim kaine vs pence debate

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Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

hhhat posted:

God exists and he wants Bernie to win

I mean he is basically like Jesus

- Jewish
- Has a group of Bros who preach his message
- Worked as a carpenter
- Infinite compassion
- Anti-capitalist
- Got crucified by the world's most powerful empire

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Tim kaine in the membrane

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Tim kaine in the brain

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Also let's not for a minute pretend that this Biden dog meme isn't coming from alt-right/Russian trolls. It's like they saw what happened to that UK MP who had to publically state that she didn't kill squirrels, which sunk her campaign and lost her the seat, and are now trying to manufacture the same poo poo for Biden.

thats right

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
frankly I'm not convinced that bernie sanders isn't just an illusion created by putin

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Pingui posted:

It is insane to think that a kill rate of 10-12% by itself could shrink Biden's lead by 2.5-3%, without considering effects on turnout. It is completely insane that they are going through with the primary, and the exact people that would die from this, are the ones backing the decision to proceed. Wtf is wrong with these people?

You can't reason with or understand them any more than you can a rabid dog.


The "9 SuperPACs" part was probably the worst/best part of the debate. It was just so completely insane, and Bernie was obviously completely shaken and confused by what was going on. I don't think he anticipated that level of blatant lying. And because CNN wasn't going to say anything, it ended up just being a "he said she said" situation, and most of the sub-human audience is just going to come away thinking that Biden was calling out Bernie and guilty Bernie was denying his righteous accusations.

Some Guy TT posted:

and bernie wondered how he could get away with saying politifact gets things wrong on national television

The problem is that the boomers watching will just perceive it as Bernie denying the unbiased truth. After all, they must be facts if "fact-checkers" are saying them!

Ytlaya has issued a correction as of 20:35 on Mar 16, 2020

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Also let's not for a minute pretend that this Biden dog meme isn't coming from alt-right/Russian trolls. It's like they saw what happened to that UK MP who had to publically state that she didn't kill squirrels, which sunk her campaign and lost her the seat, and are now trying to manufacture the same poo poo for Biden.

enemy of my enemy.

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Jewel Repetition posted:

- Jewish
- Has a group of Bros who preach his message
- Worked as a carpenter
- Infinite compassion
- Anti-capitalist
- Got crucified by the world's most powerful empire

- Message ignored by people who think theyre doing good
- Wants people to pay their taxes
- Friendly to sex workers

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug
- future followers of his message go on a rampage across the world, leaving millions of dead bodies in their wake

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



sold out to the child-loving ruling class by someone he thought was his friend

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


really queer Christmas posted:

Tim kaine in the membrane

Jewel Repetition posted:

Tim kaine in the brain

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

Kunabomber posted:

- future followers of his message go on a rampage across the world, leaving millions of dead bodies in their wake

not quotin this for any specific raisin

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011


I did a week ago at least and Im still waiting for my gang tag >:(

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

The Bernie campaign should have deepfaked a video of someone stomping on a kitten to make it look like the person stomping was Biden and then used all their money to fill Facebook with the video.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
https://twitter.com/YNB/status/1239410770888110080?s=19

https://twitter.com/jamesdpitley/status/1239436222080188417?s=19

Boomer libs dying from coronavirus to own people who don't want to die from lack of healthcare.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

punk rebel ecks posted:

How the gently caress could you think Biden did better than Sanders?

They assume that Biden was telling the truth because the media didn't say he was lying when he asserted things.

Kibbles n Shits
Apr 8, 2006

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Fun Shoe

Ytlaya posted:

The Bernie campaign should have deepfaked a video of someone stomping on a kitten to make it look like the person stomping was Biden and then used all their money to fill Facebook with the video.

Joe Biden could go on national television and proudly announce that he is Trump's baby bitch and that he loves Trump and wants to kiss Trump and boomers/neolibs would still gleefully vote for him just to hurt people.

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

KaptainKrunk posted:

Voters are loving stupid and Biden going "WE NEED TO ACT NOW! DO THIS NOW! I WAS THERE! I DID IT! NOW!" impresses the average stupid boomer

Yeah, once you realize that a malicious dog is a better analogy for these peoples' behavior than a human, things make more sense.

When Biden says that stuff, it's like when you start jumping in front of a dog. They get happy and excited.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
boomers should get out and vote to own the left

and they should shake as many hands as possible

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

V. Illych L. posted:

he seemed more confident and sanders wobbled on some key moments - he really should've called the PAC bluff, for instance, and biden just outright lied about his record when sanders went on the attack, which effectively neutralises it thanks to the fake news media

It wouldn't have worked. Sanders tried to call him on lying, and Biden would just bluster past it. I'm pretty sure he actually did say "name them" and Biden was just like "come on man!" and if he kept saying "no, name them" Biden would have acted like Sanders was being unreasonable and the moderators would have intervened.

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

https://twitter.com/YNB/status/1239410770888110080?s=19

https://twitter.com/jamesdpitley/status/1239436222080188417?s=19

Boomer libs dying from coronavirus to own people who don't want to die from lack of healthcare.

The guidance is 10 people now lol

Digamma-F-Wau
Mar 22, 2016

It is curious and wants to accept all kinds of challenges

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Also let's not for a minute pretend that this Biden dog meme isn't coming from alt-right/Russian trolls. It's like they saw what happened to that UK MP who had to publically state that she didn't kill squirrels, which sunk her campaign and lost her the seat, and are now trying to manufacture the same poo poo for Biden.

The Biden dog meme literally originated from a shitpost from tumblr user pissvortex

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

how do we know that Tim kaine didn’t actually increase the vote for Clinton , her being so poo poo and all

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Digamma-F-Wau posted:

The Biden dog meme literally originated from a shitpost from tumblr user pissvortex

I know

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

A Big Fuckin Hornet posted:

it was easily bernies worst debate, i dont know if it was the lack of audience or if hes got the coroni but it was sad watching him let biden run over him with blatant lies. that "go to youtube dot com" thing was especially disappointing

its easier to interrupt without looking like an rear end in a top hat when theres applause breaks, and unlike joe bernie isnt very good at being an rear end in a top hat

I think he didn't know what to do. He can't prove that Biden's lying while on stage. If he had said "you're lying" (which he basically did; he said "That's not true, it's a fact you said that"), Biden would simply deny and the viewers would assume Biden was telling the truth since moderation didn't intervene and say he wasn't. I think Bernie naively didn't expect Biden to just blatantly and confidently lie about this stuff.

Upmarket Mango posted:

idk, i didnt run a poll. im just in a lot of heavily boomer populated groups and i havent seen anybody go to bat for biden. all anecdotal, sure, but its been my experience.

e: just never stop yelling only bernie beats trump and making it explicitly clear you wont vote for biden.

I'm starting to suspect that a large portion of boomers are telling us that they support Bernie, and even saying negative things about Biden, and then voting for Biden anyways. I think they realize on some level that Bernie is obviously better than Biden, but when it comes time to vote they just can't resist.

Ytlaya has issued a correction as of 20:56 on Mar 16, 2020

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Upmarket Mango posted:

I did a week ago at least and Im still waiting for my gang tag >:(

Oh poo poo

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Also let's not for a minute pretend that this Biden dog meme isn't coming from alt-right/Russian trolls. It's like they saw what happened to that UK MP who had to publically state that she didn't kill squirrels, which sunk her campaign and lost her the seat, and are now trying to manufacture the same poo poo for Biden.

It's an obvious joke. If anyone is stupid enough to fall for it they were probably already voting Trump.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
How can these states proceed tomorrow? This is ghoulish

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Not content with dogs, Biden wants his voters buried.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


really queer Christmas posted:

Tim kaine in the membrane


Jewel Repetition posted:

Tim kaine in the brain

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

super sweet best pal posted:

Not content with dogs, Biden wants his voters buried.

well poo poo finally something i agree with joe on

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

hhhat posted:

not quotin this for any specific raisin

we got a few hundred years until that happens

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Also let's not for a minute pretend that this Biden dog meme isn't coming from alt-right/Russian trolls. It's like they saw what happened to that UK MP who had to publically state that she didn't kill squirrels, which sunk her campaign and lost her the seat, and are now trying to manufacture the same poo poo for Biden.

lol

Mean Baby
May 28, 2005

So Arizona and Florida are going ahead with elections despite them having really old populations extremely vulnerable to the virus?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Presenting Nipples posted:

So Arizona and Florida are going ahead with elections despite them having really old populations extremely vulnerable to the virus?

florida's local news seems to be all DEATH VOTE STRAIGHT AHEAD NO STOPS. arizona has cancelled all schools so they might do something

Monathin
Sep 1, 2011

?????????
?

Well I guess I better figure out how to not vote in-person since voting tomorrow in-person ain't gonna happen :confuoot:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Presenting Nipples posted:

So Arizona and Florida are going ahead with elections despite them having really old populations extremely vulnerable to the virus?

It rules. Shame that Florida has all those delegates

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

if trump represents fascism, sanders socialism, maybe we could call biden dementism

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Penisaurus Sex
Feb 3, 2009

asdfghjklpoiuyt
Who represents Eco-Hoxhaism so I know who to vote for to get Socialism in one bunker

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