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I heard that not putting parts of your body into a wood chipper is a liberal conspiracy.
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Don't NOT eat dog poo poo, libs hate that
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Mar 16, 2020 14:41
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Purposely infecting myself with a deadly new virus to own the libs.
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Vim Fuego posted:would he even notice he'd been made president? This brought to mind a mental image of Ben Carson just chilling with a Big Gulp like Big Head from Silicon Valley blissfully unaware and failing up. Honestly the most likable he's ever been
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https://twitter.com/loisbeckett/status/1239560944105078787 if the AIDS crisis were starting up today they'd be doing bareback anal as a greeting to prove they're not a lib Dixie Cretin Seaman has issued a correction as of 18:11 on Mar 16, 2020 |
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:https://twitter.com/loisbeckett/status/1239560944105078787 Not entirely sure how you rebuild a functioning society when 40% of the population actively rejects anything "coastals" are doing out of spite
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Mar 16, 2020 18:24
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lmao in Italy the touchy-feely society got blamed. The USA can blame only dumbassery and willful ignorance. To own the libs.
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Mar 16, 2020 18:29
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Not entirely sure how you rebuild a functioning society when 40% of the population actively rejects anything "coastals" are doing out of spite Go back in time and convince Lincoln to let the South go.
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Mar 16, 2020 18:35
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Halloween Jack posted:If we could just opt out of capitalism then capitalism wouldn't be a problem. We have to sell our labour to live, stupid. you can't opt out of capitalism but capitalism can opt out of you. So, uh, plan accordingly?
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MunchE posted:This brought to mind a mental image of Ben Carson just chilling with a Big Gulp like Big Head from Silicon Valley blissfully unaware and failing up. Honestly the most likable he's ever been 
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Mar 16, 2020 18:44
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Byzantine posted:Go back in time and convince Lincoln to let the South go. Ugh, no. You go back in time, just barely stop Booth, so Lincoln almost gets assassinated, gets super pissed, completely crushes the white southern gentry, and makes reconstruction actually work.
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Mar 16, 2020 18:46
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Byzantine posted:Go back in time and convince Sherman to keep going.
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Byzantine posted:Go back in time and convince Lincoln to let the South go. Correction: go back in time and convince Lincoln to let Sherman finish the job.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Ugh, no. You go back in time, just barely stop Booth, so Lincoln almost gets assassinated, gets super pissed, completely crushes the white southern gentry, and makes reconstruction actually work. This is the correct answer. Also bring Karl Marx over for some private chats at the White House.
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Byzantine posted:Go back in time and convince Lincoln to let the South go. seems like a real half measure, I think we'd have to at the very least give the Powhatans some mortars to start seeing results
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This is the correct answer. Also bring Karl Marx over for some private chats at the White House. you are all really bad at time travel if you're using it and allowing for a future where the "white house" is a thing that exists
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Mar 16, 2020 19:04
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Traveling back in time and giving laser guns to the Diggers, to own the plutocrats
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:seems like a real half measure, I think we'd have to at the very least give the Powhatans some mortars to start seeing results Go back too far and you're just randomly rocking the boat and hoping the butterfly effect makes something better, plus you gotta worry about bringing disease with you and that they don't have the industry to keep making mortars.
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Mar 16, 2020 19:17
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just get Yakub really hooked on The Sims instead
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Byzantine posted:Go back in time and convince Lincoln to let the South go. "Let" "go" mind you
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Torpedo the Mayflower. Actually... quote:During the winter, the passengers remained on board the Mayflower, suffering an outbreak of a contagious disease described as a mixture of scurvy, pneumonia, and tuberculosis. When it ended, only 53 passengers remained—just over half; half of the crew died, as well.
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If I had a time machine I’d go back in time and give the slaves AR-15s, Robert Smalls a modern nuclear-powered destroyer and John Brown an Abrams tank. then I’d travel forward in time and crack open the history books to see how hosed-up things got. 
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e. oops
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SelenicMartian posted:Torpedo the Mayflower. all in their quest to maintain their
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Find the apes from the beginning of 2001 and bash their brains in.
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Not entirely sure how you rebuild a functioning society when 40% of the population actively rejects anything "coastals" are doing out of spite They won't acknowledge until people around them start dying and then they will deny the past few months.
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Telsa Cola posted:They won't acknowledge until people around them start dying and then they will deny the past few months. trump's already trying to memoryhole his earlier response to the virus
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:trump's already trying to memoryhole his earlier response to the virus Which is why reporters need to double down on bringing that poo poo up.
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lol'in at the idea of someone having faith in the press in 2020.
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Facehammer posted:Correction: go back in time and convince Lincoln to let Sherman finish the job. We should put Sherman on the $50 imo
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You guys do know that Sherman wanted to genocide the indians and advocated wiping out the buffalo to help force them onto reservations??
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:You guys do know that Sherman wanted to genocide the indians and advocated wiping out the buffalo to help force them onto reservations?? yeah and FDR put japanese and german-americans in internment camps. no one's perfect
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:You guys do know that Sherman wanted to genocide the indians and advocated wiping out the buffalo to help force them onto reservations?? truly the most dark and twisted psycho god in the books
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Mar 17, 2020 06:33
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we'll put harriet tubman on the $20 and john brown on the $1
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:You guys do know that Sherman wanted to genocide the indians and advocated wiping out the buffalo to help force them onto reservations?? Worth it to genocide racists that would later take over the country
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Mar 17, 2020 06:35
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What if it mutates? Would USicans go full masks off theocrat if the mortality rate of COVID was 20%? Or would it be the final, ultimate push to Communism?
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:Not entirely sure how you rebuild a functioning society when 40% of the population actively rejects anything "coastals" are doing out of spite 
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