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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




beat me to it lmao

gonna be lots of stuff like this that never gets reported unfortunately, it's all of our duties to catalogue these people and check in from time to time

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

yes but it's going to be really key to hammer home how other countries have done better, otherwise it'll be easy to write off the suffering as unpreventable

otoh trump is incapable of behaving himself to unite the nation in a crisis so he's never going to get the full 9/11 "steady leadership" bump

every country in the world has proven social medicine works and you morons still won’t do it so hammering home about other countries is useless when American exceptionalism is down to your cellular level

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

10% of trump's voting base could be wiped out by the virus and they still will fully believe trump did the best he could, if the dems were in charge more would be dead, and that really all this is china's fault and we need more trade war with them.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Epic High Five posted:

beat me to it lmao

gonna be lots of stuff like this that never gets reported unfortunately, it's all of our duties to catalogue these people and check in from time to time

I sincerely hope that they feel some kind of an inkling of self-reflection about their current situation, even for a moment, when they see how many people are just flat out laughing at them...

...and then I remember they're psycho-rightists, and don't deserve any kind of pity unless they first show genuine remorse and reparations.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

miniscule12 posted:

10% of trump's voting base could be wiped out by the virus and they still will fully believe trump did the best he could, if the dems were in charge more would be dead, and that really all this is china's fault and we need more trade war with them.

yeah all those chud safari articles about farmers who've had their lives ruined directly by Trump and still plan to vote for him anyway are in fact reflective of the right's voting habits as a whole

tbf most Democrats still believe their party is guided by some invisible master plan to gradually work towards a Swedish-style social democracy even having lived through the past 30 years so it's not just the reactionary mind that reacts to new information by retreating into a comforting fantasy world

A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 19:37 on Mar 17, 2020

Dickbutt Ouroboros
Nov 13, 2002

handbandit?
Son of a bitch!

Samovar posted:

...and then I remember they're psycho-rightists, and don't deserve any kind of pity unless they first show genuine remorse and reparations.

Then you laugh in their face because they'll still learn nothing.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

miniscule12 posted:

10% of trump's voting base could be wiped out by the virus and they still will fully believe trump did the best he could, if the dems were in charge more would be dead, and that really all this is china's fault and we need more trade war with them.

not to be too dismal about it, but 10% of his base gone, in the right swing states, is probably sufficient, given how 2016 played out

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Tesseraction posted:

boomers got lead brain

donald trump.... is a leader :hmmyes:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Lead and Leader.

miniscule12
Jan 8, 2020

HAHA YEAH HE PEED IN HIS OWN MOUTH I'M GONNA KEEP BRINGING IT UP.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

not to be too dismal about it, but 10% of his base gone, in the right swing states, is probably sufficient, given how 2016 played out

Sufficient to sow the seeds of a more openly fascist declining american empire sure

Dems will run to the right of trump, if they win then you have republicans are who more willing to have any form of social spending and democrats who believe they have slain the left and will operate without them.

Time to run candidates as national socialists in republican districts.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

not to be too dismal about it, but 10% of his base gone, in the right swing states, is probably sufficient, given how 2016 played out

do you think young people are going to surge for Biden or just that being an old lib makes you immune to virus

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
to be fair old libs at least aren’t trying to infect themselves to own the conservatives

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

I can anecdotally certify that while they aren't rationalizing it with weird Trump poo poo democrat boomers are absolutely insisting on traveling and making a beeline for the biggest crowd they can find because I'm just a free spirit can't hold this pony down 🤪

thicc_waluigi
Jan 5, 2019


CharlestheHammer posted:

to be fair old libs at least aren’t trying to infect themselves to own the conservatives

No, they're trying to infect themselves to own the progressives

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
though to be fair old libs are usually just old conservatives who just one step from being republicans

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

cumshitter posted:

not going to pretend im a historian or anything but i liked the flashman series. i think the author was a tory or something? i never picked up on that because he never seemed to paint a flattering portrayal of any of the historical figures he meant, and the main character isnt supposed to elicit empathy

George MacDonald Fraser was probably a Tory, but back when that didn’t automatically imply being an rear end in a top hat. Flashman of course is a Trump-level capital-A specimen, but that also means that his rants about historical figures are not always justified. And even he sometimes, grudgingly, admits that some of them weren't that bad.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

miniscule12 posted:

Sufficient to sow the seeds of a more openly fascist declining american empire sure

Dems will run to the right of trump, if they win then you have republicans are who more willing to have any form of social spending and democrats who believe they have slain the left and will operate without them.

Time to run candidates as national socialists in republican districts.

You could have basically just copy pasted this in response to anything that's how nothing a post this is lol.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Like go post that in Pet Island in response to a question about bird seed brands, it will be about as contextual and canned as it is now lol.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.

I must admit, I have deeply conflicting feelings about this. I realize, by the way, the intent of this thread. And on one hand, there is a part of me, my gut instinct is to laugh at this guy and to say 'you reap what you sow.' Or something to that effect. However, if he's actually showing contrition and is saying 'hey this is serious, you guys need to act now' (Newt Gingrich has done this btw, but has still praised Trump, but i digress), then I don't think it's a good look to say 'lol sorry bitch'. I do think this has caught us all by surprise, and at the end of the day I think you can ask the question about whether or not you can blame someone for swallowing propaganda. I'm kind of rambling, but I think there's a side of me that's just trying to talk myself out of saying 'lol sorry bitch' and maybe I'm only doing it to try to convince myself I'm a good person.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

bollig posted:

I must admit, I have deeply conflicting feelings about this. I realize, by the way, the intent of this thread. And on one hand, there is a part of me, my gut instinct is to laugh at this guy and to say 'you reap what you sow.' Or something to that effect. However, if he's actually showing contrition and is saying 'hey this is serious, you guys need to act now' (Newt Gingrich has done this btw, but has still praised Trump, but i digress), then I don't think it's a good look to say 'lol sorry bitch'. I do think this has caught us all by surprise, and at the end of the day I think you can ask the question about whether or not you can blame someone for swallowing propaganda. I'm kind of rambling, but I think there's a side of me that's just trying to talk myself out of saying 'lol sorry bitch' and maybe I'm only doing it to try to convince myself I'm a good person.

As a queer person partnered with a queer person and with at least one queer child, I am 150% completely a-ok with being any level of rude to people who visibly share the positions on social issues which are held by all of the people who want to torture my family and I until they think we're convincingly pretending to be straight.

If I saw a dude with this exact arc of attitudes drowning, I probably wouldn't push him under the water. I wouldn't be inclined to lift him up, either, without some kind of exceptionally convincing and somehow binding guarantee that he was completely done actively or passively working against the idea that my kid growing up as herself instead of being crammed so tightly into a box of acceptability that she can't even conceive of finding a way out of it until she's 33, which is what happened to me growing up as a queer kid in Texas.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
I work with and sit next to real evangelical Trumpy weirdo. He's the sort of person that seems hatched from a Home School egg except he's way too old. He comes off as oddly sheltered ang I am developing a strong dislike for him. He didn't know what the Rolling Stones logo on my t-shirt was. (What's with the tongue?). He didn't know who Prince was when I wore my Prince symbol t-shirt (was he a real Prince?)

Yesterday he was talking about going to a gym and then getting in the Jacuzzi. I politely suggested "yeah, maybe don't do that. PLEASE don't do that". Somehow or another the conversation turned into conspiracy. I sarcastically said "OK, sure. This is all a giant conspiracy." and he said "I agree".

I went outside for a smoke and when I came back in stupidly took the bait and asked him "what conspiracy?"

The conversation went verbatim pretty much like this

Bigger Boat: OK. What conspiracy exactly and who's in charge? Who's behind it and why?"

Doug: Well, you know the government wants to control us.

BB: OK. Who unleashed this virus to that end and why?

Doug: Well, when it comes down to it, there's only two sides

BB: Go on?

Doug: Well God and the devil

BB: So...did the devil release the virus to control us, or is Trump the devil in this scenario and what does this have to do with this pandemic?

Doug: I'm just dealing in reality.

BB: No you're not or you wouldn't go to the loving GYM of all places. I'm done. You're not making any sense. If you go to the gym and a public hot tub, can you move your desk to the other side of the office?

Doug: You can't hide forever, Bigger Boat.

BB: Hide from what? I'm right here?

Doug: The truth

BB: *Looks for a gun to blow his brains out with*

He said he was into "other conspiracy theories like JFK and whatever so I said that I had one. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

Doug: Who's Jefferey Epstein?

...

THIS is the base, THIS is 30 - 40% of Americans. These people are not only abject morons but seem to exist simply to anger people like me until I accept Jesus Christ and make the Bible somehow fit into whatever Donald Trump is doing. I just can't even.

BiggerBoat has issued a correction as of 22:51 on Mar 17, 2020

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

bollig posted:

I must admit, I have deeply conflicting feelings about this. I realize, by the way, the intent of this thread. And on one hand, there is a part of me, my gut instinct is to laugh at this guy and to say 'you reap what you sow.' Or something to that effect. However, if he's actually showing contrition and is saying 'hey this is serious, you guys need to act now' (Newt Gingrich has done this btw, but has still praised Trump, but i digress), then I don't think it's a good look to say 'lol sorry bitch'. I do think this has caught us all by surprise, and at the end of the day I think you can ask the question about whether or not you can blame someone for swallowing propaganda. I'm kind of rambling, but I think there's a side of me that's just trying to talk myself out of saying 'lol sorry bitch' and maybe I'm only doing it to try to convince myself I'm a good person.

I understand where you are coming from and for what it's worth, I think you're a good person because of it.

I, on the other hand, just cannot help but to laugh at this. It's just too much like the Panthers Eating Faces Party not to, for me.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

BiggerBoat posted:

THIS is the base, THIS is 30 - 40% of Americans. These people are not only abject morons but seem to exist simply to anger people like me until I accept Jesus Christ and make the Bible somehow fit into whatever Donald Trump is doing. I just can't even.

growing up u learn all these crazy stories about old testament tribes who worship a false golden idol, or ancient roman emperors who go around loving their blood relatives or their horses and their people just accept it. plagues of locusts and deadly diseases loosed by an angry god on a fallen people. and u think, c'mon, this stuff is nuts, it must be made up or at least embellished over generations of retelling.

what i'm trying to say is, our time is definitely gonna be memorialized for thousands of years in a neo-mormon testament entitled Saint Romney the Righteous

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

tbf most Democrats still believe their party is guided by some invisible master plan to gradually work towards a Swedish-style social democracy even having lived through the past 30 years so it's not just the reactionary mind that reacts to new information by retreating into a comforting fantasy world
:smith:

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

growing up u learn all these crazy stories about old testament tribes who worship a false golden idol, or ancient roman emperors who go around loving their blood relatives or their horses and their people just accept it. plagues of locusts and deadly diseases loosed by an angry god on a fallen people. and u think, c'mon, this stuff is nuts, it must be made up or at least embellished over generations of retelling.

what i'm trying to say is, our time is definitely gonna be memorialized for thousands of years in a neo-mormon testament entitled Saint Romney the Righteous

OK, I gotta come clean and thank you for giving me a genuine chuckle.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

bollig posted:

I must admit, I have deeply conflicting feelings about this. I realize, by the way, the intent of this thread. And on one hand, there is a part of me, my gut instinct is to laugh at this guy and to say 'you reap what you sow.' Or something to that effect. However, if he's actually showing contrition and is saying 'hey this is serious, you guys need to act now' (Newt Gingrich has done this btw, but has still praised Trump, but i digress), then I don't think it's a good look to say 'lol sorry bitch'. I do think this has caught us all by surprise, and at the end of the day I think you can ask the question about whether or not you can blame someone for swallowing propaganda. I'm kind of rambling, but I think there's a side of me that's just trying to talk myself out of saying 'lol sorry bitch' and maybe I'm only doing it to try to convince myself I'm a good person.
you can't change who a person is with a comment. he's not just about to volunteer his life to helping orphans but you pointing and laughing turned him to the dark side, i mean they claim that so they can play victim of course, but an rear end in a top hat is an rear end in a top hat. remember that "educating liberals" guy that had a gofundme for his grandfather's surgery? tons of liberals gave him free money and earlier today he was telling everyone how great trump is and how the evil socialists want to kill america.
"some random rear end in a top hat laughed at me so"
https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1020039128291786752

and, at the end of the day, it's not up to you, it's up to the people he knows, you have no responsibility to talk to him

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf

I swear I've had the same conversation with a tea-partier

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

what i'm trying to say is, our time is definitely gonna be memorialized for thousands of years in a neo-mormon testament entitled Saint Romney the Righteous

Man, the new edition of Canticle For Liebowitz is gonna be lit.

Left Ventricle
Feb 24, 2006

Right aorta
Nevada getting shut down.
https://twitter.com/GovSisolak/status/1240102596083200000?s=19

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
A tiny little spark of good news: Dan Lipinski, literally the worst Democrat in the House (a pro-lifer who voted with Trmpu a very high % of the time), just lost his spot on the November ballot to Marie Newman, a progressive challenger (she'd fallen short by two point the previous cycle).

https://www.vox.com/2020/3/17/21184672/marie-newman-dan-lipinski-illinois-primary-results

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



FMguru posted:

A tiny little spark of good news: Dan Lipinski, literally the worst Democrat in the House (a pro-lifer who voted with Trmpu a very high % of the time), just lost his spot on the November ballot to Marie Newman, a progressive challenger (she'd fallen short by two point the previous cycle).

https://www.vox.com/2020/3/17/21184672/marie-newman-dan-lipinski-illinois-primary-results

DCCC and Pelosi pulled out all the stops to defend him too, blacklists for all who worked with Newman, tons of resources from national, etc

The Dems' priorities are very clear to anybody who is willing to actually see how they choose to flex whatever power they are able to

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:


wow that is going to be a huge economic hit

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I honestly didn't consider what this would do to gambling addicts.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Casimir Radon posted:

I honestly didn't consider what this would do to gambling addicts.

i thought online gambling had already overtaken casino resort gambling for the hardcore addicts. if not, now it can

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
ooooooooooh

gently caress.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/TVietor08/status/1240100464588247045

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Oh yeah?

:yeshaha:

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

"Just the flu, bro! “

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

tbf most Democrats still believe their party is guided by some invisible master plan to gradually work towards a Swedish-style social democracy even having lived through the past 30 years so it's not just the reactionary mind that reacts to new information by retreating into a comforting fantasy world

I wonder what an accurate summary of the achievements of the democratic party since 1990 would look like, and how many of those things were actuslly good for society

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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

BiggerBoat posted:

He said he was into "other conspiracy theories like JFK and whatever so I said that I had one. Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
That's a conspiracy fact.

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