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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Lmao the dow sold off like 2.5% in after hours, next time robinhood goes down how about we just leave it off

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







twoday posted:

this is madness

THIS

IS

TRUMP

sniff

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.


capital induced oscillations

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

cool dance moves posted:

What kind of coward poo poo is that??? Just get the stock value up so high that you can strong arm the government into bailing you out, even if all that stock value was imaginary to begin with

E: beaten

Not much strong arming required when you're getting kickbacks (cash, perks, jobs after retiring from public service, etc.) in return for said bailouts.

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

dow 30000 here we go! hell why not 40000! maybe trump could push 10 trillion, maybe 100 trillion to pump some life into this corpse i dunno why not

CongoJack
Nov 5, 2009

Ask Why, Asshole
Number is just stretching its legs a little, that's all

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER


wheeee

Neon Noodle
Nov 11, 2016

there's nothing wrong here in montana
number is doing a Galloping Gertie

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Third of a trillion euros in reserve liquidity is that good for a bank

reptilians
Sep 2, 2018




it's doing the thing where it wobbles around until pieces of capital go flying everywhere

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

FAUXTON posted:

Lmao the dow sold off like 2.5% in after hours, next time robinhood goes down how about we just leave it off

Link?

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Tiberius Christ posted:

dow 30000 here we go! hell why not 40000! maybe trump could push 10 trillion, maybe 100 trillion to pump some life into this corpse i dunno why not

they should stop pretending and start just banning sufficiently large companies from making a loss, automatically recompense them from the public purse

Literal Hamster
Mar 11, 2012

YOSPOS

mila kunis posted:

what the gently caress was the liquidity injection for then???

2.8 trillion dollars buys you a lot of cocaine

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



What did the washer do to deserve that. It wanted revenge.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

twoday posted:

this is madness

who was it that brought up throwing a brick into a dryer

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

lol

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster
the Brick-Dryer effect

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

Its a physics term called Dryer + brick

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Raskolnikov38 posted:

who was it that brought up throwing a brick into a dryer

we agreed to fancy it up a bit and make it sound more sciency by calling it the Dryer-Brick Effect

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



gently caress YOU IT'S DRYER-BRICK

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Tunicate posted:

the gold-to-silver ratio is at an all time high

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/the-longest-record-broken%3A-gold-silver-ratio-hits-highest-in-over-5000-years-2020-03-17

and by an all time high I mean the highest it's been in loving five thousand years

and unlike silver solutions gold wont even cure the coronavirus

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


https://m.investing.com/indices/us-30-futures

Regular hours closed at 21237, after hours closed at 20741

:rip:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Twitter search "i just got laid off" https://mobile.twitter.com/search?q=i%20just%20got%20laid%20off&src=typed_query&f=live

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

First tweet I saw was someone who was laid off posting their barely covered butthole and an onlyfans link.

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

In the time it took me to post that and then edit the post, 12 new twitter results for I Just Got Laid Off popped up. I think a lot of people are being laid off

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


Tunicate posted:

the gold-to-silver ratio is at an all time high

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/the-longest-record-broken%3A-gold-silver-ratio-hits-highest-in-over-5000-years-2020-03-17

and by an all time high I mean the highest it's been in loving five thousand years

so basically if we're in the chernobyl control room this is one of the many control indicators flashing on as everything just goes balls to the wall in random directions moments before the whole thing just explodes

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



Epic High Five posted:

gently caress YOU IT'S DRYER-BRICK

Doomsday Economics: The Dryer-Brick Effect

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008

Literal Hamster posted:

2.8 trillion dollars buys you a lot of cocaine

I'm sure that could buy you all the cocaine

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Epic High Five posted:

gently caress YOU IT'S DRYER-BRICK

brick-dwyer :suicide:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Literal Hamster posted:

2.8 trillion dollars buys you a lot of cocaine

the Brick-Railer effect

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


americans living paycheck to paycheck were vastly more responsible than our largest corporations, which are all in insane debt and now are making exactly 0 money

Yuli Ban
Nov 22, 2016

Bot

:piss:

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

americans living paycheck to paycheck were vastly more responsible than our largest corporations, which are all in insane debt and now are making exactly 0 money

That's a weird way to say less than zero money

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

americans living paycheck to paycheck were vastly more responsible than our largest corporations, which are all in insane debt and now are making exactly 0 money

I can't tell if you're being serious.

Was this really my fault?

khazar sansculotte
May 14, 2004

So how long until cars become cheap? Three months? A year? Will it just be new cars going on sale, or used too?

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.


a w f u l

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taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

cash for clunkers 2

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