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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


a real chump posted:

the speed at which this has broken the US, specifically, its actually amazing it hasn't happened sooner.

there's a reason that all of the potential pandemics of the past 20 years have freaked people the gently caress out before it becomes clear that they're not unusually transmissable or deadly

any of those viruses could have done this at any time if a few amino acids had mutated differently in some bird's bloodstream

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a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

20 years ago the cdc was probably slightly more functional

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

things that would've been blasphemous to say at Lazarus's funeral

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



Is this why Bucky died?

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Did he actually say that poo poo?

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

Smoothest brain. Frictionless surface.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Jazerus posted:

there's a reason that all of the potential pandemics of the past 20 years have freaked people the gently caress out before it becomes clear that they're not unusually transmissable or deadly

any of those viruses could have done this at any time if a few amino acids had mutated differently in some bird's bloodstream

so ur saying we simply need to eliminate the birds. brutal, but elegant.

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

Life Speed Run (No glitch, Any%) 0.00.23

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

magiccarpet posted:

poopsocks are making a comeback

investing in all the poopsock futures right now

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Harton posted:

Did he actually say that poo poo?

"This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've had from the standpoint of water."

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Harton posted:

Did he actually say that poo poo?
look in ur heart

u know the answer

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

juche avocado posted:

we're doing a really good job not panicking

I think that more people were tuned into the "poo poo is unraveling" thing months or years ago than you might assume. Things have felt off for a while, so this is less of a shock.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



can't wait for the cdc to turn heel and promise to completely wipe out everyone holding office with directed bioterrorism unless they step down and allow the cdc to operate a violent science state

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Harton posted:

Did he actually say that poo poo?

All the quotes I've seen over the last two pages are real, including the Trump one

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Admiral Ray posted:

"This is a tough hurricane. One of the wettest we've had from the standpoint of water."

"Mars (of which the moon is a part)"

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

not an endorsement posted:

can't wait for the cdc to turn heel and promise to completely wipe out everyone holding office with directed bioterrorism unless they step down and allow the cdc to operate a violent science state

finally my stem degree pays off

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i can almost taste those Trump Bucks

tastes good

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

not an endorsement posted:

can't wait for the cdc to turn heel and promise to completely wipe out everyone holding office with directed bioterrorism unless they step down and allow the cdc to operate a violent science state

gently caress yeah

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





ChipNDip posted:

I think that more people were tuned into the "poo poo is unraveling" thing months or years ago than you might assume. Things have felt off for a while, so this is less of a shock.

yeah, we're doing an unironically good job not being in a panic online

i was sarcastically commenting on the situation in Seattle, though

people, taken as a group, are panicking. buying all the broccoli. doing stupid things

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


3.4% of the US population is around 13 million people

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Godlessdonut posted:

gently caress yeah

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
My supervisor was tipping her chud hat today saying dems are using number and roni to take down trump because they can't any other way. Had to think VERY hard before answering.

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

not an endorsement posted:

can't wait for the cdc to turn heel and promise to completely wipe out everyone holding office with directed bioterrorism unless they step down and allow the cdc to operate a violent science state

we're not worthy of such a timeline

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

not an endorsement posted:

can't wait for the cdc to turn heel and promise to completely wipe out everyone holding office with directed bioterrorism unless they step down and allow the cdc to operate a violent science state

:hmmyes:

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

after many hours of Sekiro I am confident im skilled enough with The Blade to survive

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
How did I miss this

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1240364608390606850?s=19

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





loving savages. buying all my broccoli. you monsters

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
america can't even handle a pandemic without resorting to racism and hate

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

juche avocado posted:

loving savages. buying all my broccoli. you monsters

Even the brussel sprouts... I thought most people despised them :negative:

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



comet targets earth

americans: the jews did this

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
TRUMP

https://twitter.com/LouDobbs/status/1240421216692961284

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Cowpocalypse posted:

america can't even handle sports without resorting to racism and hate

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





2DCAT posted:

Even the brussel sprouts... I thought most people despised them :negative:

only idiots despise them

only poser fans contrive to spell them, incorrectly, "brussel"

:smuggo:

:v:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Cowpocalypse posted:

america can't even handle a pandemic without resorting to racism and hate

america can't swing a cat without hitting racism and hate. poo poo grows on the walls around here

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





RUMP

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


roaming FOX Business death squads executing anyone who answers with merely "very good"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lmao @ Beijing

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

https://twitter.com/JonathanCohn/status/1240394617989795840?s=20

GOP Maneuvering at Maximum Outflanking Speed

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

makin some red beans and rice with some creole seasonings and blackened shrimp.

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Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

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