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SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.

Nodoze posted:

Josh Allen sucks though

Oh I know.

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Rotational pass rusher who is effective though so a 4th rounder seems lower but who knows

Amergin
Jan 29, 2013

THE SOUND A WET FART MAKES

Play posted:

Did you guys know ceedee lambs first name is actually Cedarian? That's pretty rad. Sounds like some elf from lord of the rings or something

Calling it now: top fifteen picks is the Cedarian section.

Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

Play posted:

Both things can be true, somehow
They are!
I believe the point is, that, despite expectations that Josh Allen would be the aborted love-fetus of Jake Locker and Blaine Gabbert, he has actually wound up being a fairly normal second-year QB with a credible chance of panning out and being good, but probably never half as good as Baker Mayfield Sam Darnold Josh Rosen Lamar Jackson.
Drafts are fun!

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Josh Allen at best is white Cam Newton. How you interpret that evaluation is up to you.

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
Josh Allen has a lot of work to do to even get near the Dalton line, nevermind actually be good lol

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Josh Allen at best is white Cam Newton. How you interpret that evaluation is up to you.

Cam rules so...

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Josh Allen at best is white Cam Newton. How you interpret that evaluation is up to you.
My first interpretation is "you could've just said Cam Newton".

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

At best, Josh Allen will be league MVP. AT BEST.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

fsif posted:

At best, Josh Allen will be league MVP. AT BEST.

Cam has been mvp every year?

Large power running QB with a big but inaccurate arm.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Josh Allen isn't nearly the passer Cam was

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
Or runner, either

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


TheBizzness posted:

Or runner, either

You’re right, he’s better.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Cam has been mvp every year?

Large power running QB with a big but inaccurate arm.

I'd be pretty thrilled to have a Cam Newton caliber QB on my team, even if Cam has only won MVP one time.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

fsif posted:

I'd be pretty thrilled to have a Cam Newton caliber QB on my team, even if Cam has only won MVP one time.

It's almost like I didn't say if it was a good or bad thing.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
You did in fact imply it was a bad thing, when someone argued it was a good thing.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

You can't respond to what someone says if they insist that it's directly in the middle between good and bad

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
I'm starting to think this neckbeard fellow might not be arguing in good faith, and may, in fact, be an rear end in a top hat.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

How you interpret that evaluation is up to you.


kittenmittons posted:

I'm starting to think this neckbeard fellow might not be arguing in good faith, and may, in fact, be an rear end in a top hat.

and yes I am an rear end in a top hat. I post on somethingawful.com

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Is someone arguing that cam newton wasn't good? Oh it's a browns fan just tell him to stfu

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002

latinotwink1997 posted:

You’re right, he’s better.

If he could only stop fumbling so much

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

latinotwink1997 posted:

You’re right, he’s better.

If you ignore the numbers and the eye test you just might be right.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Someone posted a mock that has Austin Jackson falling to 33.

Views: lol never happening but pls yes.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
I mean, that seems likely? He's probably the sixth tackle off the board, and that second tier of him Jones and Niang should mean there's no rush on them.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Nah Austin Jacksons still in the top 25 and definitely not second tier

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
It really is an outstanding tackle class. I'm having trouble remembering this many first round talents in another class from recent history

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
There are 5 tackles people talk about as likely first rounders and like 25 teams with tackle or guard as a top 3 position of need. He will be gone prior to 27/28.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Honestly, if you’re brazen, and not concerned about a single one injury, then you could rock out and see 8 first round guys at OT

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


TheBizzness posted:

If you ignore the numbers and the eye test you just might be right.

Numbers are for chumps. It’s all about the intangibles. How could he looks in shorts, his boyish face, etc.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Atlanta has great receivers off the top of my head

SF, KC, formerly Hou

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

i stole neville gallimore's last name to use for a town in a d&d game

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
where's the drat mock draft thread? Need things to do.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Ches Neckbeard posted:

where's the drat mock draft thread? Need things to do.

someone posted that they were gonna run it, not sure who but I recommend finding them and either cracking the whip or instituting the game yourself because that does actually sound fun now that I'm primarily working from home. doens't require much setup honestly, just a thread for people to sign up and chat and a pick thread. normally it would be later but given the circumstances it'd be cool to start now

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

where's the drat mock draft thread? Need things to do.

ShakeZulu is the guy to ask.

Yet another year with hardly any Texan picks. I'd be a better GM than BoB.

ShakeZula
Jun 17, 2003

Nobody move and nobody gets hurt.

Ches Neckbeard posted:

where's the drat mock draft thread? Need things to do.

I'm working on it now! I wanted to see if they were going to move the dates, but since they're on track I should have it posted in the next day or so.

Edit: Screw it, thread is live https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3917612
Claim your teams!

ShakeZula fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Mar 19, 2020

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

ShakeZula posted:

I'm working on it now! I wanted to see if they were going to move the dates, but since they're on track I should have it posted in the next day or so.

Can we draft Virus, Corona? That guy has all the championships in college this year.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Silly Burrito posted:

Can we draft Virus, Corona? That guy has all the championships in college this year.

gently caress that Post Poned is at the top of every board

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I don’t know where else to post this but holy poo poo Lynn Bowden owns

https://twitter.com/tampabaytre/status/1241488941439750145?s=21

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
He didn't even punch that ref. That bitch ref flopped

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Ches Neckbeard posted:

He didn't even punch that ref. That bitch ref flopped

wrong guy, that was Mike Glass III from Eastern Michigan. Lynn Bowden Jr. is the wide receiver who was pressed into the starting QB role after every single QB on Kentucky's roster got hurt and then showcased himself as one of the best option QBs of the past 20 years

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