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Who is your first pick in the deputy leadership race?
This poll is closed.
R. Allin-Khan 6 1.60%
R. Burgon 80 21.33%
D. Butler 72 19.20%
A. Rayner 35 9.33%
I. Murray 5 1.33%
P. Flaps 177 47.20%
Total: 375 votes
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Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

ThomasPaine posted:

Glad of the shutdown but Boris is just so palpably weak and scared and out of his depth, beggers belief that anyone bought his pseudo Churchill bullshit

Rishi coming off as much more confident than Johnson, despite being, what, 15 years younger? Although I wish he'd say 'unprecedented' a bit less.

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RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
"Now, more than any time in history, we will be judged by our compassion"

From a loving Tory.

(Who is obviously lining up to backstab Boris with a no confidence vote and take over as PM)

E: Am I the only one scared that bloody everything is going through Universal Credit? The system was a munted shitshow even before you suddenly try to ram ten times as many people through it.

RockyB fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Mar 20, 2020

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

ThomasPaine posted:

Glad of the shutdown but Boris is just so palpably weak and scared and out of his depth, beggers belief that anyone bought his pseudo Churchill bullshit

The kind of people who did are not swayed by such things as reason and evidence and critical thinking

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

EvilHawk posted:

Are takeaways counted a restaurants? My girlfriend's family run one and are completely shut off from the news...

They said restaurants can do takeaways, should be okay.

justcola fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Mar 20, 2020

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

The cynic in me wonders, do you need to have caught ‘rona to get the money. Or does your industry need to be impacted by ‘rona and you be surplus to requirements to get it?

How long will it last for? I like where it’s going, but proof will be in the execution.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Wait is the government actually doing something now

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

RockyB posted:

E: Am I the only one scared that bloody everything is going through Universal Credit? The system was a munted shitshow even before you suddenly try to ram ten times as many people through it.

Spent 2 hours on hold today to arrange the initial meeting. Then when they answered it took 2 minutes to give a time for the local job center to call me back. They are not doing in person meetings anymore.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Bardeh posted:

well holy poo poo, my boss can shut us down now - I'll take 80% pay without having to do any work, yes please.

Seriously mind I was genuinely worried I might be told to lay people off soon, this is a very welcome relief because letting someone go is horrible at the best of times.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Is that 'from' friday night or 'by' friday night? Because if they're still open tonight, every wanker in christendom will be heading out for a mucousoidal, last-chance viral gangbang.

Oop, there goes the sister in law all dressed up...

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Oodles posted:

The cynic in me wonders, do you need to have caught ‘rona to get the money. Or does your industry need to be impacted by ‘rona and you be surplus to requirements to get it?

How long will it last for? I like where it’s going, but proof will be in the execution.

from what the guardian have put, looks like you have to have employees who aren't working due to being affected

quote:

Companies and organisations will be able to apply for a grant from HMRC to cover the wages of people who are not working due to coronavirus shutdowns, but who haven’t been laid off.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

Jeremy corbyn continuing to run the government from the opposition benches despite them having a large majority.

The rave plaudits Sunak is getting for his gravitas and and sense of the moment while rolling out Corbynism are amazing.

The British left should accept reality and realise that we just need a posh guy who went to the right school to implement all the good policies and they'll go over fine.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
Welp, so much for the fabled tory herd immunity strategy, took them long enough.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Is that 'from' friday night or 'by' friday night? Because if they're still open tonight, every wanker in christendom will be heading out for a mucousoidal, last-chance viral gangbang.

Oop, there goes the sister in law all dressed up...

Good of you to think eco friendly by making your post entirely out of recycled pornhub titles.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
The camera keeps panning between Rishi looking calm and on the ball and Johnson looking sweaty and desperate and it's frikking hilarious.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

peanut- posted:

The rave plaudits Sunak is getting for his gravitas and and sense of the moment while rolling out Corbynism are amazing.

The British left should accept reality and realise that we just need a posh guy who went to the right school to implement all the good policies and they'll go over fine.

So Keir starmer winning is probably a good thing?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
"who are not working due to coronavirus shutdowns, but who haven’t been laid off." Yes this is a great thing to do several days after reducing their business with no details of recovery plans so they all laid a bunch of their staff off

large_gourd
Jan 17, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Angepain posted:

"who are not working due to coronavirus shutdowns, but who haven’t been laid off." Yes this is a great thing to do several days after reducing their business with no details of recovery plans so they all laid a bunch of their staff off

yeah it's a real shame this didn't get announced more quickly but does this mean that business basically have no reason to let go of their staff?

i work in a hotel and the feeling was EVERYONE was about to be let go. i suppose i'll find out more tonight on that, but if they are covering 80% of the wages then surely the majority of people can be kept on at the same hours they have had previously.

large_gourd fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Mar 20, 2020

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Cool, panic buying switches from bread/milk/bog roll/pasta to booze from essentially now then.

No mention of where self-employed people who's trade is knackered by all this fall?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Angry Lobster posted:

Welp, so much for the fabled tory herd immunity strategy, took them long enough.

It still is a herd immunity strategy, because that is literally the only strategy we have until they find a viable cure. The only alternative is total isolation for everyone until a workable vaccine is available, and as I doubt (even after the past week) most people don't have a 12-month supply of food and fresh water indoors that one's a non-starter.

It's terribly planned, and implemented even worse, but ultimately the whole point is still to end up with a population who are either immune or dead, while minimising that second number.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

lol the scum journo

"prime minister, what's to stop young people from having massive house parties of hundreds of people"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I really do wonder what long term damage this is going to do to the neolib project.

Angry Lobster
May 16, 2011

Served with honor
and some clarified butter.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

It still is a herd immunity strategy, because that is literally the only strategy we have until they find a viable cure. The only alternative is total isolation for everyone until a workable vaccine is available, and as I doubt (even after the past week) most people don't have a 12-month supply of food and fresh water indoors that one's a non-starter.

It's terribly planned, and implemented even worse, but ultimately the whole point is still to end up with a population who are either immune or dead, while minimising that second number.

Yes, you're right, I was referring to their initial intentions to let the infection run it's course and not enforce a lockdown.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Bardeh posted:

well holy poo poo, my boss can shut us down now - I'll take 80% pay without having to do any work, yes please.

Dammit now I'm the jealous one, even though i've been working from home for two weeks

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

Oh

"Sunak also outlines help for self-employed people -- suspending the minimum income floor for universal credit [used by the DWP to assess how much money someone receives under the scheme] .
That means self-employed people can now access, in full, Universal Credit at a rate equivalent to Statutory Sick Pay for employees, he explains."

You have to be loving kidding me, UC? That £94 a week is certainly going to pay my rent, cheers.
How is that system even going to stand up to a million freelancers charging into it at once?

RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good

Goldskull posted:

Cool, panic buying switches from bread/milk/bog roll/pasta to booze from essentially now then.

No mention of where self-employed people who's trade is knackered by all this fall?

Amazon is already delaying prime booze shipments...

There was some mention of self-employed there, but it was essentially 'get on universal credit'.

Lmao at the Scum asking about hordes of da yoof having house parties and licking / infecting each other.

RockyB fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Mar 20, 2020

bornbytheriver
Apr 23, 2010
so there was a magic money forest after all

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005



Non ironically regrammed by someone at last weeks Lewis Capaldi gig.

gently caress you you loving gently caress. Corona virus isn’t only contagious now.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




there's some dude walking around with a plague mask on behind the news reporter

large_gourd
Jan 17, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Goldskull posted:

Oh

"Sunak also outlines help for self-employed people -- suspending the minimum income floor for universal credit [used by the DWP to assess how much money someone receives under the scheme] .
That means self-employed people can now access, in full, Universal Credit at a rate equivalent to Statutory Sick Pay for employees, he explains."

You have to be loving kidding me, UC? That £94 a week is certainly going to pay my rent, cheers.
How is that system even going to stand up to a million freelancers charging into it at once?

i'm seeing that universal credit is going to rise by £1000 for 12 months - making it £1317 a month for people over 25.

which i really hope is true because it seems i'm out of a job after tonight, my work seems to just be letting everyone go right now regardless of this wage intervention.

edit: it isn't true. nevermind.

large_gourd fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Mar 20, 2020

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
lmao, so me, on £26000 will get £20,800 assuming the client temporarily shuts down (increasingly likely) and we run out of work.

Meanwhile, my mum, a self-employed Podiatrist earning probably close to £80k, can apply for UC and get £94 a week or whatever it is :psyduck:

Materially it won't affect her too much because she has plenty of savings and will be fine, but it highlights the absurdity of these plans, welcome as they will probably prove to be for me personally.

Why the hell don't they just do UBI?

GazChap
Dec 4, 2004

I'm hungry. Feed me.

hemale in pain posted:

there's some dude walking around with a plague mask on behind the news reporter

Had to screencap that as soon as he wandered in.

I wonder just how far through Leicester Square he walked with that on.

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

Goldskull posted:

Oh

"Sunak also outlines help for self-employed people -- suspending the minimum income floor for universal credit [used by the DWP to assess how much money someone receives under the scheme] .
That means self-employed people can now access, in full, Universal Credit at a rate equivalent to Statutory Sick Pay for employees, he explains."

You have to be loving kidding me, UC? That £94 a week is certainly going to pay my rent, cheers.
How is that system even going to stand up to a million freelancers charging into it at once?

They said something about extra money in a housing allowance (up to 30% the average market price or something?) but otherwise just UBI

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Bardeh posted:

Why the hell don't they just do UBI?

That'd be socialism. :ohdear:

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


lol @ "we remember the lessons of 2008" while standing next to the goldman sachs treasrer printing money from the goldman sachs bank of england director

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

large_gourd posted:

i'm seeing that universal credit is going to rise by £1000 for 12 months - making it £1317 a month for people over 25.

Lol if this happens this pandemic couldn't have worked out better for me tbh, assuming I don't die

large_gourd
Jan 17, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bardeh posted:

Meanwhile, my mum, a self-employed Podiatrist earning probably close to £80k, can apply for UC and get £94 a week or whatever it is :psyduck:

Why the hell don't they just do UBI?

am i missing something? because UBI is basically what they are doing. universal credit is going to be £1317 a month.

edit: nope, misread. they're not doing this.

large_gourd fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Mar 20, 2020

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


OwlFancier posted:

I really do wonder what long term damage this is going to do to the neolib project.

thats why we have the sachs men in charge, to ensure as little lasting economic good comes out of this as possible

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
How is Doom £55 on the PS4 website this is price gouging bullshit.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

large_gourd posted:

am i missing something? because UBI is basically what they are doing. universal credit is going to be £1317 a month.

Yep, I just saw that. Holy moly this is pretty loving huge, it's going to be really difficult for them to cut benefits all the way back once this is over.

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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



hemale in pain posted:

there's some dude walking around with a plague mask on behind the news reporter

If I had one of those you bet I'd wear it at any opportunity.

It's going to be telling when down the line the right tries to argue that actually we can't keep these measures because socialism... only works in a crisis? Like how good is capitalism then if it can only handle everything working fine (It can't even do that much but) and it sets up all kinds of catastrophes that make handling the next crisis, whether caused by capitalism or not, much harder.

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