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Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Hoooooooly poo poo

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Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

Wtf.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Are you trying to tell me that my dude here



might not be one hundred percent with it, because buddy that's a tough sell

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Whoaaa

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Doobies doghouse but instead of 14 thousand he’s got 14 billion dollars, lmao

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Is he lashing out because covid-19 is presumably hurting his business even more than it was already hurting?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Last Chance posted:

Is he lashing out because covid-19 is presumably hurting his business even more than it was already hurting?

i dont think he cares about his business, i think its ruining his nightlife

GolfHole fucked around with this message at 19:46 on Mar 21, 2020

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Isn't GarfieldEats 95% takeout? They're in a weirdly good position to survive COVID if their food wasn't awful.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Have you seen pictures of the food?

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

This garfield eats dude is correct. The virus is a hoax you idiots. Listen to the cartoon cat.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

This all seems on brand for the Garfield fandom.

AF
Oct 8, 2007
hi

What the fuckkkkk

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007





Love me. Feed me. Don't gas me.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Entergas me with a sarinccino.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

veni veni veni posted:

Have you seen pictures of the food?

no, I have, that's why I added "if the food wasn't awful." I'm solely commenting on the business model, which sounded stupid and insane until COVID happened and now it's basically genius.

like, if the dude throws out all his recipes, hires a chef, and otherwise keeps everything 1:1 he'd make loving bank.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
His main audience seemed to be “Crazed Garfield fans” that traveled halfway across the world to eat Garfield’s head and drink official Garfield-brand dog cum, and this pesky COVID thing is ruining that. It’s probably also “hurting” the launch of his new store.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I'm pretty sad that he didn't work Garfield into the Sarin Gas conspiracy theories.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

veni veni veni posted:

I'm pretty sad that he didn't work Garfield into the Sarin Gas conspiracy theories.

Garfield was more involved with Agent Orange

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Garfield was more involved with Agent Orange

oh! that explains the sauce.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
did you guys know when you blend tomatoes they get all orangey, so orangey

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

veni veni veni posted:

I'm pretty sad that he didn't work Garfield into the Sarin Gas conspiracy theories.
I'm disappointed he didn't have the courage to post the Sarin conspiracy on the official Garfield EATS Instagram.

CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

DoombatINC posted:

Are you trying to tell me that my dude here



might not be one hundred percent with it, because buddy that's a tough sell

He's definitely having a normal one today





















SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

*edit* beaten by above

Holy poo poo lmao.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Oprah was arrested for child trafficking?

Also this is based:


Sipping on my garfuccino :cheers:

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009



He's posted a new one. Can't wait until someone tips off Viacom/PAWS about his screeds while he's got their names plastered over everything he does.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Who do you think his anonymity long time reporter is? It's jim davis.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Steve Jorbs posted:



He's posted a new one. Can't wait until someone tips off Viacom/PAWS about his screeds while he's got their names plastered over everything he does.

I was inspired.

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Millenials will not shut-up. "We"

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Reform... Alabama???

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


This but on a Garfaccino

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
i'm almost surprised he's a Q cultist?

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




Um excuse me he very clearly states he is NOT part of any cult

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



PHIZ KALIFA posted:

i'm almost surprised he's a Q cultist?

hahaha yah it's a specific kind of heel -> heel turn I was not at all expecting

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

Isn't adrenochrome the poo poo from South Parks Super Adventure Club Episode?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

It's oxidized adrenaline.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

this is not related to my brand (no cancel)

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Do you think if we showed this stuff to Jim Davis, he would care? I kind of want to see if he would do anything, but also I'd rather keep this entergagement rolling in.

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Dont Touch ME
Apr 1, 2018

Please don't gently caress with mentally ill people

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