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Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Son of Rodney posted:

Post your culture ship name itt

I'm the very fast picket Just So Tired Of All These Star Wars

Seizing the Means of Destruction

that or Broseph Stalin.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 09:29

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# ? May 24, 2024 20:28

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I suppose GSV Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism is a little on the nose

# ? Mar 22, 2020 10:14

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

The Bloop posted:

I suppose GSV Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism is a little on the nose

The Culture is Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Anarchism.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 10:38

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

_{dear archaeologists, could you please} loving CUT IT OUT ALREADY

I would like to become a member of The Flayed Lord's church, please.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 11:21

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Memento posted:

_{dear archaeologists, could you please} loving CUT IT OUT ALREADY

That's the happiest skinless corpse I've ever seen.

Turns out they found two of them, and if this isn't the setup for a wacky buddy sitcom I don't know what is.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 11:40

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Memento posted:

_{dear archaeologists, could you please} loving CUT IT OUT ALREADY

Well throwing lead into someone water supply is enough of a curse.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 11:41

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

If archeologists are willing to risk Covid-19 to bring me more news about The Church of the Flayed Corpse, I say dig on.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 11:47

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

Knormal posted:

That's the happiest skinless corpse I've ever seen.

Turns out they found two of them, and if this isn't the setup for a wacky buddy sitcom I don't know what is.

"This act only made it by the skin off its nose"

:stat:

"At least I've got no skin on my nose!"

:stat:

"Ohohoho!"

# ? Mar 22, 2020 11:54

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Knormal posted:

That's the happiest skinless corpse I've ever seen.

Turns out they found two of them, and if this isn't the setup for a wacky buddy sitcom I don't know what is.

Getting a real Terence and Phillip vibe out of these two...

# ? Mar 22, 2020 11:55

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Murray?

# ? Mar 22, 2020 12:32

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Cable Guy posted:

Getting a real Terence and Phillip vibe out of these two...

# ? Mar 22, 2020 12:35

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Memento has a new favorite as of 12:59 on Mar 22, 2020

# ? Mar 22, 2020 12:51

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

LMAO, first genuine laugh I�ve had in days of self isolation.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 12:53

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Oh good god lol!!!!

# ? Mar 22, 2020 13:10

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Memento posted:

_{dear archaeologists, could you please} loving CUT IT OUT ALREADY

Put it back put it back put it back!

# ? Mar 22, 2020 13:15

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

loving masterpiece!

# ? Mar 22, 2020 13:17

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

Megillah Gorilla posted:

According to Iain Banks, the prevalence of "Gravitas" in ship names is a running joke in the Culture.

So, here's a list of them all stolen from the internet:

https://aiweirdness.com/post/185883998702/ais-named-by-ais

tag yourself, i'm rear end FEDERATION

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

https://i.imgur.com/wkGvWa8.mp4

# ? Mar 22, 2020 13:40

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

# ? Mar 22, 2020 13:51

yaffle: Sep 15, 2002; Flapdoodle

I always liked Megamind for his pronunciation of Metro City.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 14:03

Shut up Meg: Jan 8, 2019; You're safe here.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Whenever I see your name next to a gif, I know I am in for a treat.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 14:12

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This is very very good.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 14:16

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These are the moments that make this drat forum worth coming back to.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 14:55

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

imma have a sensible chuckle about these two flayed death gods with my last breath in a few weeks while dying from the plague the unearthed brought forth

# ? Mar 22, 2020 15:03

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Memento posted:

_{dear archaeologists, could you please} loving CUT IT OUT ALREADY

No, see, if we get enough curses going it'll be like germs trying to infect Mr Burns

# ? Mar 22, 2020 15:12

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

This reminds me of the skeleton dudes in Majora's Mask for whatever reason

# ? Mar 22, 2020 15:59

hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

i think i love you

# ? Mar 22, 2020 17:17

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
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and you are
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Prime avatar material right here. Thank you for doing the Lord's work.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 17:24

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Samuringa posted:

I <3 this.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 17:31

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 20:53

Stocky Manhood: Jul 29, 2014; Can I get a hat wobble?

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Hahahaha this killed me

# ? Mar 22, 2020 21:48

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

Memento posted:

_{dear archaeologists, could you please} loving CUT IT OUT ALREADY

gently caress, this was real? I thought it was a joke in the corona thread...

# ? Mar 22, 2020 21:52

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Syncopated posted:

gently caress, this was real? I thought it was a joke in the corona thread...

Reality was the joke all along.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 22:10

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
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ultrafilter posted:

Looks more like Brent Spiner in independence day to me.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 23:23

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Wow, quite the response! A nice spirit-lifter in these lovely times.

# ? Mar 22, 2020 23:36

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53UK_bul5Y

# ? Mar 22, 2020 23:56

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/itsjustkey_/status/1241774406159839233

# ? Mar 23, 2020 00:22

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Mar 23, 2020 00:33

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/bitterwhiteguy/status/1241782666300702721?s=21

# ? Mar 23, 2020 00:36

Lucid Nonsense: Aug 6, 2009; Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Megillah Gorilla posted:

According to Iain Banks, the prevalence of "Gravitas" in ship names is a running joke in the Culture.

Look to Windward

Winter Storm (Chelgrian)
Piety (Chelgrian temple ship)
Nuisance Value (ROU)
Vulgarian (Superlifter)
Sanctioned Parts List (GSV)
Resistance Is Character-Forming (VFP)

From the conversation:

All Through With This Niceness And Negotiation Stuff (OU)
Someone Else's Problem
Lacking That Small Match Temperament
Poke It With A Stick (GCU)
I Said, I've Got A Big Stick (OU; you have to say the name quietly)
Hand Me The Gun And Ask Me Again
But Who's Counting?
Germane Riposte
We Haven't Met But You're A Great Fan Of Mine
All The Same, I Saw It First
Ravished By The Sheer Implausibility Of That Last Statement
Zero Credibility
Charming But Irrational
Demented But Determined
You May Not Be The Coolest Person Here
Lucid Nonsense
Awkward Customer
Thorough But ... Unreliable
Advanced Case Of Chronic Patheticism
Another Fine Product From The Nonsense Factory
Conventional Wisdom
In One Ear
Fine Till You Came Along
I Blame The Parents
Inappropriate Response
A Momentary Lapse Of Sanity
Lapsed Pacifist
Reformed Nice Guy
Pride Comes Before A Fall
Injury Time
Now Look What You've Made Me Do
Kiss This Then

Grey Area/Meatfucker
Soulhaven (Chelgrian temple ship)
Lasting Damage (GSV)
Lasting Damage I (GSV)
Lasting Damage II (GSV)
Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall (GSV)

I've wondered if anyone would catch where my name came from.

# ? Mar 23, 2020 00:38

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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

MizPiz posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J53UK_bul5Y

God drat this sure delivered on its promise

# ? Mar 23, 2020 01:54

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