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colas posted:Combine lack of wine with a lack of hot yoga and you're gonna wish your rear end namastayed home. I envision a near future where instead of spike-wearing marauders rolling around Mad Max style we'll have roving complaints of Karens spreading like a tsunami of locust leaving picked-dry piles of manager bones behind them.
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I'm working from home and just heard a poo poo load of car horns. At first I thought it was some kids or something, then when it didn't stop I went to the window to see if there was a fire or terrorist attack. Nope, just a gang of about 20+ SUVs and vans with messages to teachers painted on their windows? I'm guessing it was parents or School staff trying to prevent teachers from offing themselves while their lives are destroyed by this.
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 20:24 |
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Haramstufe Rot posted:Either German geriatrics are immune to the virus, or nobody is seriously testing a lot of people. I thought it was pretty much known most countries are not testing extensively and the numbers are meaningless? Belgium and France admitted it from start. Belgian officials said recently the real numbers are probably around 10 times more.
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colas posted:Combine lack of wine with a lack of hot yoga and you're gonna wish your rear end namastayed home. Lol
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1242120391054757900 Good news!
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Hadlock posted:So looking at things from New cases per day China definitely has more cases than NY, their numbers have just been completely full of poo poo the entire time. The fact people are believing their “no new cases” thing blows my loving mind.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I thought it was pretty much known most countries are not testing extensively and the numbers are meaningless? Belgium and France admitted it from start. Belgian officials said recently the real numbers are probably around 10 times more. The mayor of San Jose, CA was on the radio this morning, he said there were 300 cases in the area, but to assume that there were 100x that number. At least he's not sugar coating...
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 20:36 |
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it's worth noting that even though drinking and eating crap might seem like the logical thing to do, (besides not getting enough sleep) sugar and alcohol are some of the worst things you can do for your immune system
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 20:37 |
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Florida Man! I know that guy!
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 20:37 |
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I found the article linked earlier in thread in English and not paywalled Worth a read Scary af tho, can be so contagious you get it passing by on street https://www.berlingske.dk/nyheder/a-doctor-in-the-faroe-islands-was-puzzled-by-a-mysterious-pattern-are
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 20:44 |
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My covid researching buddies being actively trolled by PETA: https://twitter.com/peta/status/1242164446304272390
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 20:50 |
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Buy stock in Mylan, I guess. They manufacture hydroxychloroquine.
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colas posted:Combine lack of wine with a lack of hot yoga and you're gonna wish your rear end namastayed home. You joke but the looting will be driven by wine moms who can't get their fix and will flout distancing by having spontaneous yoga-ins. Also someone asked if there's a term for people too dumb to engage in distancing and other appropriate behavior and it looks like twitter has decided on #covidiots
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 20:51 |
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pixaal posted:Florida Man! I know that guy! Trump retweeting a NY Post article about Florida Man. that's quite the trifecta.
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 20:54 |
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This sure seems like a good time for me to pull out my asthma inhaler for the first time in a while and discover it's running pretty low.
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 20:56 |
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Scaramouche posted:You joke but the looting will be driven by wine moms who can't get their fix and will flout distancing by having spontaneous yoga-ins. It just hit me - Trump's "covfefe". Maybe he really is a traveller from the future, and the warning got garbled during the transition.
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LanceHunter posted:I mean, a slightly less paranoid version of that would be the fact that alcoholics with severe DTs would need medical treatment and be a strain on services. It's not paranoid, liquor stores face higher incidences of break in and theft than other retailers already, full stop. That's why when a neighborhood cleans up and the stores start taking bars off their windows the liquor stores either don't or do so a lot later, because they're often specifically excluded from ordinances about barred windows as a high-risk business.
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mike12345 posted:It just hit me - Trump's "covfefe". Maybe he really is a traveller from the future, and the warning got garbled during the transition. That's also why he wanted to build the wall. He says so much insane stuff for no reason you can probably make a very convincing argument that he's a time traveler here to save the future from whatever. Anyway this is now the Covfefe virus.
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Zero VGS posted:My covid researching buddies being actively trolled by PETA: What's the better way? Give the animals to PETA and let PETA kill them instead? Jay_Zombie fucked around with this message at 21:04 on Mar 23, 2020 |
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pixaal posted:Florida Man! I know that guy! Trump did change his residency from NY to Florida a while back. Trump is Florida man.
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Jay_Zombie posted:What's the better way? Give the animals to PETA adn let PETA kill them instead? Just release them into the wild, they'll figure it out. None of the weird poo poo they put in the animals will possibly do any long term damage when a predictor kills them or they mate.
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pixaal posted:this year is already as wash 2021 HAS to be better. Been saying that for a few years now, eh
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Bleusilences fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Mar 23, 2020 |
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quote:Giardinieri said he contacted an infectious disease doctor about the drug. "I was on the verge of death but was somehow able to get ahold of an infectious disease doctor who told me no becuase it was a bad idea, then I said 'pretty please,' so he said oh okay and I received the unapproved medicine almost immediately. Then I quickly recovered thanks to the healing powers of random medicine and god and doctor president science trump."
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Buy stock in Mylan, I guess. They manufacture hydroxychloroquine. So does Sanofi, Teva and many others. It's not patented. Buy stock in the API (active somethingsomething ingredient) companies instead. They are the ones sitting on the gold mine. Luckily for those, who like my wife, are dependent on this medication permanently, it doesn't seem to be difficult or expensive to produce in massive amounts. If it turns out to be the wonderdrug against the virus, I reckon it's going to be mass-produced basically everywhere. Oh, and one of my wife's relatives (same chronic illness - Lupus) went almost completely blind on one eye from hydroxychloroquine. So if this is going to be given in large doses to the entire human race, stocks in companies making glasses is probably where's it going to be at.
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e: nm fake news
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PederP posted:Oh, and one of my wife's relatives (same chronic illness - Lupus) went almost completely blind on one eye from hydroxychloroquine. So if this is going to be given in large doses to the entire human race, stocks in companies making glasses is probably where's it going to be at. Other possible suggestions: maybe the companies that make those red and white canes (not of the candy variety) Seeing eye dog training companies Glass eyeball artists
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 21:13 |
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Quebec essential services remaining open: Food Drug stores Liquor stores Cannabis stores You can also still get gas so you can drive to get your food, meds, booze and weed. Two thirds of our economy shut down for "3 weeks". Ontario also closing all non-essential businesses starting tomorrow.
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 21:15 |
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Next time someone claims shutting everything down is an unprecedented over-reaction, you can show them this: https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/history/kelowna-spanish-flu-pandemic-2188106 At the time everything was shut down they didn't even have any cases in the city. quote:While the coronavirus is unprecedented in the modern era, the world has seen similar circumstances – such as the Spanish flu pandemic of 1918.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Next time someone claims shutting everything down is an unprecedented over-reaction, you can show them this: Makes you wonder what the coronavirus pandemic would be like if we were only able to get updates once a week?
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https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1242178534237405190
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That's 14% of "closed cases", but only about 4.3% of the total number of known infections. Counterpoint: Who knows how many deaths attributed to "flu like illness" or "viral pneumonia NOS" were actually COVID. It's possible the number of deaths is UNDERSTATED
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 21:33 |
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gently caress
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 21:33 |
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Ban cruise ships imo
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 21:34 |
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Like living still or dead viruses?
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# ? Mar 23, 2020 21:35 |
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Boris is on TV. UK locked down, everyone to stay home except for commuting if you can’t work from home, food and medicine shopping as seldom as possible and one period of outdoor exercise per day.
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Hazo posted:"I was on the verge of death but was somehow able to get ahold of an infectious disease doctor who told me no becuase it was a bad idea, then I said 'pretty please,' so he said oh okay and I received the unapproved medicine almost immediately. Then I quickly recovered thanks to the healing powers of random medicine and god and doctor president science trump." i wonder how many out there on their covid death bed would refuse to try these drugs just to spite trump lmao
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monkeytennis posted:Boris is on TV. UK locked down, everyone to stay home except for commuting if you can’t work from home, food and medicine shopping as seldom as possible and one period of outdoor exercise per day. For the next 3 weeks....
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Like living still or dead viruses? The full text says: quote:SARS-CoV-2 RNA was identified on a variety of surfaces in cabins of both symptomatic and asymptomatic infected passengers up to 17 days after cabins were vacated on the Diamond Princess but before disinfection procedures had been conducted (Takuya Yamagishi, National Institute of Infectious Diseases, personal communication, 2020). Although these data cannot be used to determine whether transmission occurred from contaminated surfaces, further study of fomite transmission of SARS-CoV-2 aboard cruise ships is warranted.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Like living still or dead viruses? Intact viruses. Viruses don’t really qualify as dead or alive.
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