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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Elephant Ambush posted:

No I mean the ones dying and in the hospital. They are not enjoying it

Refresh your memory of eric garner "i cant breathe" jokes so you can send them to cheer up magats hospitalized for coronavirus

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BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

gently caress that. I'm self medicating like a motherfucker but it has jack poo poo to do with combating Covid19.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

XIII posted:

One of 'em definitely doesn't



lmao

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


i hate all the succdems that are like "good let trump tell his idiot fans that the rona isn't a problem they'll all catch it and die SELF CORRECTING PROBLEM". you aren't an island my dude. people purposely breaking quarantine because president cheeto told them to still puts other innocent people at risk.

trump voters that don't even have the rona preemptively eating chlorine tablets i'm fine with tho

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Freaking Crumbum posted:

i hate all the succdems that are like "good let trump tell his idiot fans that the rona isn't a problem they'll all catch it and die SELF CORRECTING PROBLEM". you aren't an island my dude. people purposely breaking quarantine because president cheeto told them to still puts other innocent people at risk.

trump voters that don't even have the rona preemptively eating chlorine tablets i'm fine with tho

its gonna be such a clusterfuck when trump tells people to go out and work again while many but not all state/local authorities try to keep people inside. so many trumpfuckers are gonna be going out undermining whatever directives more local governments are giving them

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

Pre-2016 the cultural signifiers were whether you ate avacado toast or bacon.

Now its Tide Pods or aquarium cleaner.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://twitter.com/HeidiNBC/status/1242238700995710977

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


Called it.

Powered Descent posted:

There's a very good chance these two geniuses don't even have the drat virus.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Pornographic Memory posted:

its gonna be such a clusterfuck when trump tells people to go out and work again while many but not all state/local authorities try to keep people inside. so many trumpfuckers are gonna be going out undermining whatever directives more local governments are giving them

"Gonna be"

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Hey guys, been awhile since I opened this thread

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007


lol a teaspoon??? that could easily be 3 or 4 grams and a lethal dose starts at 2

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



mono posted:

Hey guys, been awhile since I opened this thread



Lmao

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

mono posted:

Hey guys, been awhile since I opened this thread



Good news! If you read all those posts, you will find out that all Trump voters are now dead.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Freaking Crumbum posted:

president cheeto

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Pornographic Memory posted:

its gonna be such a clusterfuck when trump tells people to go out and work again while many but not all state/local authorities try to keep people inside. so many trumpfuckers are gonna be going out undermining whatever directives more local governments are giving them

at least the local hospitals are in good shape in all those red states that didn't expand medicahaha

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

at least the local hospitals are in good shape in all those red states that didn't expand medicahaha

you mean all those hospitals that can't attract new doctors because the doctors don't want to put down roots and raise a family in a state that teaches creationism in the school curriculum? no way could we have seen this coming

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Casimir Radon posted:

They died thinking they've won.

I'M A HOSPICE NURSE. I SNEAK INTO THE ROOMS OF MAGA PATIENTS AND TELL THEM THAT DONNIE GOT HIS HEAD STUCK IN A JAR OF HONEY AND FELL DOWN THE STAIRS. THEN I LAUGH AT THEM WHILE THE LIGHT LEAVES THEIR EYES.

lmao

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Elephant Ambush posted:

One comforting thing about living in hell is that Trump voters are right here with us.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Freaking Crumbum posted:

you mean all those hospitals that can't attract new doctors because the doctors don't want to put down roots and raise a family in a state that teaches creationism in the school curriculum? no way could we have seen this coming

Do you think they would accept doctors who are LGBT or fail the paper bag test?

Hint:No

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Thread gonna have a good year

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Freaking Crumbum posted:

you mean all those hospitals that can't attract new doctors because the doctors don't want to put down roots and raise a family in a state that teaches creationism in the school curriculum? no way could we have seen this coming

you should see the job offer ads they mail out, it's insane how desperate they are

like rural idaho offering $400k for fresh-out-of-residency hospitalists

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Lmao, can you imagine being THIS stupid to believe medical advice that the orange moron tweets out

That's natural selection in the modern world.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Trump actively trying to kill his voters for giggles

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
https://mobile.twitter.com/FrankLuntz/status/1242274111478329344

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
They only ate it because god emperor trump said chlorodestroyyourguts cures my coroni, you can't blame that on him

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I mean how was Trump to know his fans would be complete idiots :shrug:

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
May as well tattoo it onto everyone in who goes into the ICU "This is not Trump's fault"

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

you should see the job offer ads they mail out, it's insane how desperate they are

like rural idaho offering $400k for fresh-out-of-residency hospitalists

not enough to live in Idaho

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Sometimes I feel bad for Frank Luntz, because by all indications the dude is genuinely intelligent and good at what he does, he just got raised all hosed up and stupid and wrong somewhere along the way so he uses his powers for evil.

Then again, sometimes I don't.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



He never said NOT to administer medication to yourself. Checkmate, Frank

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


DACK FAYDEN posted:

Sometimes I feel bad for Frank Luntz, because by all indications the dude is genuinely intelligent and good at what he does, he just got raised all hosed up and stupid and wrong somewhere along the way so he uses his powers for evil.

Then again, sometimes I don't.

Frank Luntz led a Republican town hall in AL where multiple voters said they’d rather vote for a pedophile than a Democrat. If that wasn’t enough for him to reconsider and find a new job, nothing is.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

https://twitter.com/TexasTribune/status/1242267895704563717

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Guess you could send out 'roni blankets to the elderly, to save the economy.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

stop virtue signaling and do it then

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/ObsoleteDogma/status/1242286367952048129

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
I do not feel sorry for Frank Luntz in the least. The whole point of him is that you can basically do what you want as long as the messaging is okay. Who loving cares if you actually run the government, as long as the words you use make sure that people vote the right way. Like after the first Inaugural address he was all 'This is it. I'm literally weeping. I have never felt more proud to be a Republican.' And I think he's trying to walk this line where he wants Republicans to be the party of decorum, and thus tries to be quite noticeable about calling out Trump and where he ~*disagrees*~ with Mr. President. But also wants to be seen as a straight shooter, and does poo poo like this.

He of all people should know that word choices are important and have a significant impact, that their weaponization is like the entire reason we have a Republican party, and that you have to look beyond the surface of what's being said, but most of these people would rather chop their dicks off than have a single moment of self reflection.

gently caress him.

bollig has issued a correction as of 15:24 on Mar 24, 2020

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Fruity Rudy posted this in the Freep thread earlier. It shows the top results in google for chloroquine were for news sites lauding it as a treatment.





Also, has anyone else noticed that this is a global pandemic, but Trump is now doing the press conferences instead of the CDC?



EDIT: Not since the 9th of March


quote:

On March 9, the day of the CDC's last telebriefing, there were around 500 cases and just 19 deaths. Up to that point, the CDC had been providing regular briefings, usually led by Dr. Nancy Messonnier, director of the CDC's National Center for Immunization and Respiratory Diseases.

But things began to change on February 26, when President Donald Trump appointed Vice President Mike Pence to lead a coronavirus response task force. In the days leading to the appointment, there was a clear gulf between the public health messaging from the CDC and statements made by Trump.

On February 25—a day before the appointment—Dr. Messonnier warned during a regular briefing that it was only a matter of time before the pandemic began spreading in the United States and the situation could turn bad quickly. "Disruption to everyday life might be severe," she said as she urged Americans to prepare their families for those disruptions, which are now being realized.

But that frank—and demonstrably accurate and appropriate—messaging was at odds with statements from the president. Earlier that very same day, Trump said that the spread of SARS-CoV-2 is "very well under control in our country," which was untrue.

Megillah Gorilla has issued a correction as of 15:49 on Mar 24, 2020

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/PoliticsReid/status/1242448985828319233

stay safe, pool boy :ohdear:

yorkinshire
Apr 28, 2009

In space no one can hear your dope beats.
Pretty sure Frank is the guy who described his perfect evening is eating a plate of wet noodles alone watching a new newsroom episode. He has terminal dc brain.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

I'm impressed that it took more than a week of actual anti-covid measures for officials to start externalizing their sincere belief that more people should die if it means their vast fortunes will not shrink a little bit.

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