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Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!




Tsk. There was even an Asterix character (chariot racer) nicknamed Coronavirus (real name 'Testus Terone') - they should have used him!

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Good old big strong boris solving all our problems with his decisive leadership. Hooray for boris. Boris i love boris i boris good old boris the boris boris

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They did at least dress him as the big bumbling idiot character.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
Blower can gently caress off and I'm trying to work out who Alan Moore is talking to on Skype in the Paul Thomas cartoon

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Tory support for the self-employed - Hundreds of thousands of people have applied for universal credit following the UK outbreak of Covid-19" After Little Britain.

Telegraph:


Matt:

Queen holds audience with PM by phone while Prince of Wales self-isolates with Covid-19 (Duchy Originals - Wikipedia)

Independent:

Clap For Our Carers: How to join in with tonight’s event to celebrate NHS workers

Times:

Trump seeks to reopen 'large sections' of US by Easter, clashing with experts

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Charles's virus diagnosis

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

God half of the telegraph's cartoons are now just propaganda to give old men their final erection

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The independent one looks like propaganda, but I don't know what for. Those look more like pleading hands through the prison bars than they do applause.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

goatface posted:

The independent one looks like propaganda, but I don't know what for. Those look more like pleading hands through the prison bars than they do applause.

Is it meant to be fire? Like an inferno in the hospital with all the cases?

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Prince John posted:

Is it meant to be fire? Like an inferno in the hospital with all the cases?

while the government encourages people to clap to show support, the hospitals are collapsing into hell on earth with no support

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.




Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the policing of the UK's lockdown – A police force has defended using a drone camera to shame people into not driving into a national park during the lockdown, while another force said it was introducing roadblocks to stop drivers heading to tourist hotspots"

Telegraph:

Mr Motivator makes TV return on BBC to keep Britain fit in lockdown

Matt:


Independent:

Coronavirus: hospital operator forced to stop some surgeries amid shortage of personal protective equipment

Times:

Coronavirus: Rishi Sunak promises up to £2,500 a month for self-employed - video

Evening Standard:

US surpasses China for highest number of confirmed Covid-19 cases in the world

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... our new way of life

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

Only a truly shameless brown-noser could spin the Tories having to implement Labour's manifesto into a glorious victory for the Tories.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro



The shortest book known to man

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
And only costs £650k

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson laid low by coronavirus – The prime minister has tested positive for Covid-19 and will be self-isolating in No 11 for seven days" After Munch.

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After J-L David.

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson catching coronavirus


Stephen Collins:


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Coronavirus: everything must change – This pandemic has thrown our world into confusion. We need a new beginning"

Sunday Telegraph:

After Heath Robinson.

Matt:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the coronavirus cabinet – Three senior members of Boris Johnson’s government have now been diagnosed as having symptoms of Covid-19"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Boris Johnson to warn UK: tougher lockdown may be necessary

Independent:

Michael Gove appears to blame China over lack of UK coronavirus testing

Times:


Evening Standard:

EasyJet grounds entire fleet of planes because of coronavirus crisis

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on NHS's response to coronavirus – The health service is facing unprecedented pressure in its attempt to fight the Covid-19 outbreak"

Telegraph:

'Overzealous' police use coronavirus powers to charge shoppers for buying 'non-essential items'

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Larry, Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office - Wikipedia

Evening Standard:

Van Gogh painting stolen from Dutch museum

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... The Sussexes in California

Rather oddly cropped, hmm? So I did an image search and found this version:

I guess crossing out the crown is a step too far for the Mail's website?

David Squires:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

is adcock even loving trying

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Trying your patience maybe

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Michael Gove and the goats of Llandudno - Taking advantage of the deserted streets because of the coronavirus lockdown, a posse of Great Orme goats has moved into town and is running riot"

Telegraph:

After Munch.

Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson to warn UK: tougher lockdown may be necessary

Times:

Joe Wicks to donate profits from YouTube PE sessions to NHS

Evening Standard:

NHS developing app to trace close contacts of coronavirus carriers

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... coronavirus rescue flights

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Hehehehe and there's a pussy cat as well just like in real life :holy:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Two cats. And they've both probably got the covids. :ohdear:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Johnson's virtual cabinet"

Telegraph:

ExCel coronavirus hospital will be by far the largest in the UK

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Matt Hancock sets target of 100,000 coronavirus tests a day
Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... coronavirus loans row


Guardian Australian Sport:


Bonus! Prospect magazine:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Johnson's coronavirus messaging – The prime minister is still exhibiting symptoms of the infection six days after entering isolation"

Telegraph:

11 million stop working as coronavirus puts economy on hold

Matt:

UK ministers struggle to keep promise of 100k coronavirus tests by end of April

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Prince Charles opens NHS Nightingale hospital for coronavirus patients – video

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... two weeks of the coronavirus lockdown

After Beatrix Potter.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Prince Charles opening NHS Nightingale - The new 4,000-bed Nightingale emergency hospital in London was opened by Prince Charles via videolink on Friday"

Telegraph:

Britain’s coronavirus testing scandal: a timeline of mixed messages

Independent:

After Maximilian Pirner.

The i paper:

After Millais.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Window on the coronavirus world – How ordinary people are facing their future in light of the pandemic"

Sunday Telegraph:

Keir Starmer wins Labour leadership election

Matt:

Matt Hancock warns of tougher UK lockdown if too many break rules

Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on approved sunbathing during lockdown – Matt Hancock has warned that those using public spaces to sunbathe were risking lives"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Bonus! https://twitter.com/MattCartoonist/status/1247181534907555840

Independent:

'We will meet again': Queen urges Britons to stay strong

Times:


Evening Standard:

Ed Miliband returns to Labour frontbench in Keir Starmer reshuffle

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!




Some unexpected introspection and social awareness from the Telegraph: we are in strange times indeed.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Red Oktober posted:

Some unexpected introspection and social awareness from the Telegraph: we are in strange times indeed.

I just assumed there was zero intended irony :laugh:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

It's just further proof that no Telegraph editor has ever looked at one of Blower's cartoons

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the Queen's coronavirus broadcast - The Queen has praised Britain’s ‘national spirit’ in facing the challenge of coronavirus as she evoked wartime memories and urged comfort in the fact: ‘We will meet again.’"

Telegraph:

Coronavirus: Too early to consider lockdown exit strategy, says Raab

Matt:


Times:

Coronavirus: Police will break up public gatherings and parties over Easter

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the lockdown rebels


David Squires:

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
(long route)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Christian Identity Adams

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
"Vaccine (long route)" sounds like a post-rock album track.

Mokotow
Apr 16, 2012

I feel David Squires’ talent is squandered on the football stuff.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

Mokotow posted:

I feel David Squires’ talent is squandered on the football stuff.
:agreed:

And in case anyone was wondering about the "splashed out to support small independent traders" panel, it's referring to this lol: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/kyle-walkers-england-career-over-21823579

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Dominic Raab leading the UK in PM's absence - Dominic Raab, the foreign secretary, has taken over leading the UK government while Boris Johnson is in hospital with coronavirus"

Telegraph:

'Liberation' as Wuhan's coronavirus lockdown ends after 76 days

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

After Aardman.

Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... best wishes for Boris

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014
Paul Thomas is shite but I do unironically enjoy his utter disregard for scale.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump's funding threat against the WHO – The US president vowed to withhold US funding to the WHO, then backtracked minutes later to say a freeze was only being considered"

Telegraph:

UK coronavirus lockdown likely to be extended, says cabinet minister

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's big shoes to fill


Guardian Australian Sport:

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