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| R. Allin-Khan |
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6 | 1.60% |
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80 | 21.33% |
| D. Butler |
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72 | 19.20% |
| A. Rayner |
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| I. Murray |
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| P. Flaps |
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177 | 47.20% |
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"Your appointment to the nudge unit should be finalised within the week, I have already discussed the matter with the Prime Minister." "I take it he was agreeable?"
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stev posted:Amazing that this news is bringing people together in joy more than the clapping thing. The putrid heart of UKMT
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Mar 27, 2020 12:52
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Another one for the schadenfreude fileGrouchio posted:Pastor Who Claimed Covid-19 ‘Hysteria’ Was Plot Against Trump Dies From Virus
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Mar 27, 2020 12:53
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OwlFancier posted:Feeling extremely Posadist right now. He's having a walk in fridge installed.
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Mar 27, 2020 12:53
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I almost wouldn't put it past his government to do it as a hoax in order to get sympathy for him, distract from any past failings and get him out of the political spotlight for a bit so when the deaths go up, everyone else can take the blame for a bit until he recovers just as things improve.
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Mar 27, 2020 12:55
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hemale in pain posted:no way, you'll NEVER hear the end of it. a million 'normal' people could die in the uk and no one will give a poo poo but they'll still be rambling on about poor boris dying for the UK, shaking hands with people like diana, forever. Boris has weekly meetings with the Queen doesn't he? It's quite possible that if Boris dies the event will quickly be massively overshadowed
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Qwertycoatl posted:Boris has weekly meetings with the Queen doesn't he? It's quite possible that if Boris dies the event will quickly be massively overshadowed Smash cut to the queen, currently being kept alive by a solid gold ventilator.
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Mar 27, 2020 12:58
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Qwertycoatl posted:Boris has weekly meetings with the Queen doesn't he? It's quite possible that if Boris dies the event will quickly be massively overshadowed The most recent one was done over video conference
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Mar 27, 2020 12:58
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Surprise T Rex posted:Smash cut to the queen, currently being kept alive by a solid gold ventilator. She wouldn't have a solid gold ventilator. She'd have 10 normal ventilators taken directly from paups in ICU
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Mar 27, 2020 12:59
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Surprise T Rex posted:Smash cut to the queen, currently being kept alive by a solid gold ventilator. Wouldn't a solid gold ventilator weigh hundreds of pounds and ventilate crummily?
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Mar 27, 2020 13:00
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People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying
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Mar 27, 2020 13:00
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This joyous news has totally brightened my day
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Mar 27, 2020 13:00
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Wizard Master posted:People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying Shut the gently caress up.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:00
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Counterpoint: No we aren't and it would be good if he died of it because he is a huge piece of poo poo who is responsible for a shitload of deaths.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:01
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Wizard Master posted:People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying gently caress off, and keep loving off until you’ve hosed off enough. Then gently caress off some more.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:01
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Wizard Master posted:People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying it's good actually
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Mar 27, 2020 13:02
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Camrath posted:gently caress off, and keep loving off until you’ve hosed off enough. Then gently caress off some more. Please be courteous mate.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:03
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Wizard Master posted:People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying If you're responsible for making decisions that will lead to unnecessary deaths, and you then get the same illness, nobody owes you an ounce of sympathy.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:04
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Take it on the chin lmao
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:it's good actually It loving owns
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Mar 27, 2020 13:05
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Wizard Master posted:Please be courteous mate. As per my previous message, gently caress off.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:05
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Wizard Master posted:People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying Lol actually it's great I love it when bad things happens to bad people.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:05
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Wizard Master posted:People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying Oh hey look at the guy who voted tory
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Mar 27, 2020 13:06
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Wizard Master posted:People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying dude was up until recently perfectly willing to let the majority of the population get infected with this known-to-be-horrible disease as a strategy for ensuring the people remaining would largely be immune with minimum consequences to economy numbers. personally i can't bring myself to go as far as wish death upon him but a few days of suffering would i think be quite apt for the man who has done everything he can his whole life to never be culpable for his actions
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Mar 27, 2020 13:06
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Wizard Master posted:Please be courteous mate. Wizard Master posted:What a retard lol
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Mar 27, 2020 13:07
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Mar 27, 2020 13:07
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Wizard Master posted:People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying Mate, this has cheered me up so much the dwp would find me fit for work.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:10
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I have a really, really persistent cough now. Pretty sure I got the roni, so it's time to play some more Skyrim and live off pot noodles while society collapses outside. e: if anybody has any horrible old tory relatives I don't mind volunteering to drop off food parcels, and maybe keep them company and have a chat for an hour or two.
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communism bitch posted:I have a really, really persistent cough now. Pretty sure I got the roni, so it's time to play some more Skyrim and live off pot noodles while society collapses outside. I've had one for about a month, I think it's probably spring allergies though, with it being such good weather lately.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:12
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OwlFancier posted:I've had one for about a month, I think it's probably spring allergies though, with it being such good weather lately. you've got the plague, mate.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:13
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If I have it's extremely slow and is manifesting entirely as post nasal drip which TBH is kind of annoying and I might take death instead if that's on the plate. At this rate I'll be free of it by next christmas.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:14
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Wizard Master posted:Please be courteous mate. The real "ghouls" are people like you who quietly vote in favour of human suffering, and then try to put a decorous face on it.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:14
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Thoughts and prayers your PM dies a gruesome death.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:15
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Haaaahahahahahaha. At least that's something.Weasling Weasel posted:Can someone explain why the recovery rate is so low on all the supplied stats. My diseased brain keeps coming back to around to it, and I don't understand why it most occasions it's only very slightly above the deaths.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:15
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Wizard Master posted:People celebrating this are low key p. gross, just saying Get to gently caress
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Mar 27, 2020 13:15
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hello ukmt, I just heard the news and came as soon as i could
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Mar 27, 2020 13:16
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OwlFancier posted:Counterpoint: No we aren't and it would be good if he died of it because he is a huge piece of poo poo who is responsible for a shitload of deaths. Setting aside the ethics of rejoicing in his death, from a purely tactical point of view it would be catastrophic for the left if Johnson did die from this. He'd hit instant martyrdom, for elections to come his ghost would be carted out to remind people the time 'the tories died for this country', they'd probably try and get statues of him erected.
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Brendan Rodgers posted:The real "ghouls" are people like you who quietly vote in favour of human suffering, and then try to put a decorous face on it. As much as I don't agree with how Boris Johnson has handled everything, I wish everyone with a serious medical condition the best of outcomes and a speedy recovery.
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