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pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

davidspackage posted:

Normally I'd nihilistically welcome these people giving themselves Darwin awards, but they're going to spread it to non-crazy people and that sucks.

Yeah, I'm just looking for the silver lining.

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Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Can't Donnie just make up a bunch of FlavorAid and be done with it?

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
everyone in the villages is a chud and theyre all dead. nobody will survive. htye have spnt hte last month high fiving and spitting in each others mouths and rubbing their droopy balls and breasts on each others golf clubs becuase covid is a fake news hoax and evne as theyre dying theyll claim its not covid becuase that was made up by the lib media to hurt the president

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
there might be 1 or 2 lone survivors but its going to be like the twilight zone episode where they finally have all the itme in the world to watch fox news but htey lost their hearing aids or the remote contorl or nobody is around to show them how to plug in the cable box or something

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

cumshitter posted:

everyone in the villages is a chud and theyre all dead. nobody will survive. htye have spnt hte last month high fiving and spitting in each others mouths and rubbing their droopy balls and breasts on each others golf clubs becuase covid is a fake news hoax and evne as theyre dying theyll claim its not covid becuase that was made up by the lib media to hurt the president

This is rad but I'm not gonna be able to finish until I see this thing rip through Mar-A-Lago like a chainsaw.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Shear Modulus posted:

giving myself a deadly disease to own the libs

this really is the final form of the "to own the libs" meme. they've topped themselves (in both senses of the phrase).

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

cumshitter posted:

everyone in the villages is a chud and theyre all dead. nobody will survive. htye have spnt hte last month high fiving and spitting in each others mouths and rubbing their droopy balls and breasts on each others golf clubs becuase covid is a fake news hoax and evne as theyre dying theyll claim its not covid becuase that was made up by the lib media to hurt the president

all the articles on The Villages was something else like how kids have to get a special visa pass to visit or how it had a STD epidemic due to horny boomers.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

cumshitter posted:

its going to be like the twilight zone episode where they finally have all the itme in the world to watch fox news but htey lost their hearing aids

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Shear Modulus posted:

owning the libs is the central tenent of conservatiism

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

If the last month taught us anything, it's that in the eyes of conservatives tenants aren't central at all :smith:

Ghostnuke
Sep 21, 2005

Throw this in a pot, add some broth, a potato? Baby you got a stew going!


Just got quarantined and tested today. The guy up my street is a higher up in FEMA, he told me that the midwest has zero medical supplies available. They all got sent to New York and are now gone.

:rip: me I guess

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

https://twitter.com/Xenos_RIFS/status/1244781097826668544
https://imgur.com/AujsXis

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Oppositional defiant disorder is literally the only way I can understand how these people think.

"Don't drink the fluid in the car battery because it'll kill me? Hah, gonna go drink it!"

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
they're the bullies from elementary school that never grew up

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

my bony fealty posted:

has the Villages been turned into a graveyard yet

Wildlife preserve

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Hamelekim posted:

Trump is losing people. Even people he's known for 50 years.

https://twitter.com/BackAftaThis/status/1244787103281508352

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Goddamn boomers, if this thing only killed children, they wouldn't give a gently caress

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

ElGroucho posted:

Goddamn boomers, if this thing only killed children, they wouldn't give a gently caress

They need children to be their slaves though.

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


3D Megadoodoo posted:

They need children to be their slaves though.

having a pandemic that necessitates health insurance and having enslavement be the only way to get health insurance seems to fit that need pretty nicely

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Cackling Olds' Virus for Indenturing Delinquents

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://mobile.twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/1244834243831881729
trump realizing trump voters are dying under trump

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
if only there was a guy in charge who could do something

alas

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

I appreciate the use of the word scythe there.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

ElGroucho posted:

Goddamn boomers, if this thing only killed children, they wouldn't give a gently caress

The Chapo podcast said it best. A lot of Boomers believe they are the protagonists of history, that they are immortal.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Oh no! Won't somebody please help all those poor election numbers?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
November’s gonna be poo pooamazing sure something

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug

Kitfox88 posted:

November’s gonna be poo pooamazing sure something

Trump's gonna win because sometimes Biden says weird things in public.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Trollking posted:

Trump's gonna win because sometimes Biden says weird things in public.

also because biden's also a rapist so those two cancel each other out in the eyes of the swing voter

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I mean the dem establishment telling large swathes of their supposed voter base to shut the gently caress up and fall in line to vote for their senile suit won’t help either

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Kitfox88 posted:

I mean the dem establishment telling large swathes of their supposed voter base to shut the gently caress up and fall in line to vote for their senile suit won’t help either

was a big boost to the COVID 19 death rolls tho

Pritzker said everything was a-ok and everything was safe and fine and then 3 days later he locked the state down in a pandemic emergency, for a disease with a 5-14 day incubation period lmao

Florida too but Florida just seems to be driven to honor death in all its pursuits like some insane cultist

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Trollking posted:

Trump's gonna win because sometimes Biden says weird things in public.

also because Biden does not want to win

if you would vote for him that’s cool but eh if you want him to do stuff you better gently caress right off

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

CharlestheHammer posted:

also because Biden does not want to win

if you would vote for him that’s cool but eh if you want him to do stuff you better gently caress right off

I like reading all the articles on how it's someone else fault for why Biden is running a low energy campaign with weird suburb bunker videos.

Bernie is blocking Biden from successful fundraising!

Corona Virus makes it impossible for Biden to define his campaign goals!

Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


etalian posted:

I like reading all the articles on how it's someone else fault for why Biden is running a low energy campaign with weird suburb bunker videos.

Bernie is blocking Biden from successful fundraising!

Corona Virus makes it impossible for Biden to define his campaign goals!

the left is just overly focused on a few rape charges! why, the current president has multiple rape allegations, those leftist wimps need to get over themselves and vote blue no matter who!

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Freaking Crumbum posted:

the left is just overly focused on a few rape charges! why, the current president has multiple rape allegations, those leftist wimps need to get over themselves and vote blue no matter who!

unironic defense being used. biden has less rape accusations so he's still better, etc. :suicide:

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

Kitfox88 posted:

unironic defense being used. biden has less rape accusations so he's still better, etc. :suicide:

"Why not vote for the rapist with the better policies?" was a tweet being circulated, word for word. If only there was a not-rapist to vote for with even better policies...like, say, a Medicare for All...oh well, haha, I might as well just wish for a pony too.

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/MediumBuying/status/1245333273297014786

VRViperII
Mar 17, 2009
Americans realizing that they’re going to die under the GOP ITT

You guys are hosed. You can’t make a difference. Too many of your citizens are irredeemable moronic assholes and they revel in it. Bail.

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



VRViperII posted:

Americans realizing that they’re going to die under the GOP ITT

You guys are hosed. You can’t make a difference. Too many of your citizens are irredeemable moronic assholes and they revel in it. Bail.

nah i'm not a goddamn quitter, and no one else should be either

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


VRViperII posted:

Americans realizing that they’re going to die under the GOP ITT

You guys are hosed. You can’t make a difference. Too many of your citizens are irredeemable moronic assholes and they revel in it. Bail.

Someone in this forum posted that 40% of Americans have oppositional defiant disorder, and they weren't wrong.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oppositional_defiant_disorder

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