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Something Awful Forums: Dunning & Kruger: Germany Discussion: I have never even squeezed a horse
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Mar 30, 2020 10:07
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apparently starting wednesday, shopping in austria only with mundschutz
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Mar 30, 2020 11:53
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mike12345 posted:apparently starting wednesday, shopping in austria only with mundschutz From Burkaverbot to Burkazwang.
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Mar 30, 2020 11:56
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So is the government going to do any distributing of masks or will this be some dumbass externalized-cost market based solu..quote:Drei Maßnahmen werden laut dem Bundeskanzler zusätzlich ergriffen: Gefährdete Personen sollen besser geschützt werden, die Regierung will die bisherigen Maßnahmen konsequent kontrollieren und auf Masken in der Öffentlichkeit setzen. Supermarktketten werden das Verteilen der Masken voraussichtlich ab Mittwoch organisieren, jedenfalls sobald Masken in ausreichender Zahl im Land sind. Got it 
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Mar 30, 2020 12:11
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Finally, Ö makes it acceptable to wear your tighty-whities on your head as an improvised mask.
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Mar 30, 2020 12:28
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Antigravitas posted:Finally, Ö makes it acceptable to wear your tighty-whities on your head as an improvised mask. Pants-on-head responsible 
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Mar 30, 2020 12:35
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Love to be handed a mask of unknown provenance by an already overworked supermarket employee. (For the purposes of this post, this is logistically possible at all.)
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Mar 30, 2020 12:36
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Like, I'm seeing all these people down on the street who bought a single thing of strawberries, or one flower. I'm also seeing the same frail-rear end old people go to the supermarket every single day. Each of these is one mask, to be provided by the supermarket, while hospitals are running out. Like, what
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Mar 30, 2020 12:45
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Smirr posted:Love to be handed a mask of unknown provenance by an already overworked supermarket employee. (For the purposes of this post, this is logistically possible at all.) du bekommst die maske, der neben dir den einkaufskorb, falls er fällt bekommst Du ihn...
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Mar 30, 2020 12:45
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Goa Tse-tung posted:du bekommst die maske, der neben dir den einkaufskorb, falls er fällt bekommst Du ihn... lmao
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Mar 30, 2020 12:46
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Goa Tse-tung posted:du bekommst die maske, der neben dir den einkaufskorb, falls er fällt bekommst Du ihn... Fickend :lacho: Well done.
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Mar 30, 2020 12:51
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Goa Tse-tung posted:du bekommst die maske, der neben dir den einkaufskorb, falls er fällt bekommst Du ihn... 
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Mar 30, 2020 12:57
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System Metternich posted:Something Awful Forums: Dunning & Kruger: Germany Discussion: I have never even squeezed a horse https://twitter.com/postillleaks/status/1244569709896499203
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Mar 30, 2020 13:03
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Goa Tse-tung posted:du bekommst die maske, der neben dir den einkaufskorb, falls er fällt bekommst Du ihn...
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Mar 30, 2020 13:26
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Mar 30, 2020 14:25
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Mar 30, 2020 14:38
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Heute mal wieder arbeiten gewesen, nur essentielle Sachen. Steckdosen bei nem Frisör gemacht, natürlich war Chefin, eine Mitarbeiterin und 2 Schreiner anwesend, ansonsten wärs ja langweilig. Frisör macht wieder am 29.04. auf, dringend wars also auch noch. Danach zu einem Ehepaar in den 70ern gefahren um die Batterien in der Fernbedienung korrekt einzulegen.
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Mar 30, 2020 14:44
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Keine Sorge, in rechts regierten Ländern ist das Coronavirus nur in der Freizeit ansteckend.
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Mar 30, 2020 15:12
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Ich muss voraussichtlich an zwei Tagen quer durch die Stadt zum Büro um zweimal eine Unterschrift zu leisten. 
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Mar 30, 2020 15:58
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Taxi, expense it.
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Mar 30, 2020 16:06
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Thinking about walking and charging that at agreed upon hourly rate to client.
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Mar 30, 2020 16:13
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Ungarn geht Voll-Nazi! https://twitter.com/balazscseko/status/1244612142831198209
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Mar 30, 2020 16:42
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Randler posted:Ich muss voraussichtlich an zwei Tagen quer durch die Stadt zum Büro um zweimal eine Unterschrift zu leisten. FAX?! Randler posted:Thinking about walking and charging that at agreed upon hourly rate to client. Gefahrenzuschlag nicht vergessen.
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Mar 30, 2020 16:42
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Mithaldu posted:FAX?! Das eingescannte Dokument muss bei einem regulären Fax trotzdem eigenhändig unterschrieben sein, wenn es sich um einen vorbereitenden Schriftsatz an das Gericht handelt.
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Mar 30, 2020 16:57
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Mithaldu posted:Ungarn geht Voll-Nazi! welp, the first literal dictatorship within the EU 
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Mar 30, 2020 17:01
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Randler posted:Das eingescannte Dokument muss bei einem regulären Fax trotzdem eigenhändig unterschrieben sein, wenn es sich um einen vorbereitenden Schriftsatz an das Gericht handelt. System Metternich posted:welp, the first literal dictatorship within the EU yeah i have no idea how to process this poo poo
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Mar 30, 2020 17:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEUdxM_Mj8g&t=23s
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Mar 30, 2020 17:33
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Hello fellow sufferers and of course those in the unruly wilderness north of the Weißwurstäquator. Bavaria extended the Ausgangssperre until April 20th today. I knew this was coming because a) the virus isn't going anywhere and b) people don't give a poo poo. Englischer Garten here in Munich apparently was a prime example of mass stupidity this weekend. I went to do my weekly shopping this morning and got everything, they even had TP, flour and yeast. But yeast is limited to 2 cubes a person because apparently everybody and their grandma are now bakers. It's not like there is a shortage of bread either though...
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Mar 30, 2020 18:38
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Mithaldu posted:Ungarn geht Voll-Nazi! gently caress this planet.
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Mar 30, 2020 19:06
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I assume there is no practical reason for the dictatorial powers? And no intent of ever relinquishing them? Welp, can't say I'm surprised. People voted and clamoured for this. People voted for pain, so now comes the pain. Namaste
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Mar 30, 2020 19:19
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Wowereit's bf died apparently? drat wasn't even that old
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Mar 30, 2020 19:59
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mike12345 posted:Wowereit's bf died apparently? drat wasn't even that old It is completely insane how old even just 2 days old news sounds now. I could have sworn that happened early last week. Anyway, he did have COPD, so it's not like that one baby that died of covid either sometime in the last 24 hours or 10 years
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Mar 30, 2020 20:18
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Wenn ich meine Pakete drei Tage in der Packstation lasse, kann ich sie dann sofort zu Hause öffnen? 
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Mar 30, 2020 21:52
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That‘d be a dick move because it‘d clog up the packstation.
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Mar 30, 2020 21:53
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https://twitter.com/spdde/status/1244709252851208192 https://twitter.com/spdde/status/1244717425028935680
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Mar 30, 2020 21:59
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Randler posted:https://twitter.com/spdde/status/1244709252851208192 what the gently caress
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Mar 30, 2020 22:12
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That is not very heil, Hubertus.
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Mar 30, 2020 22:24
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Regarding yeast, there’s also Trockenhefe, just saying.
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Mar 30, 2020 22:44
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Mano posted:Regarding yeast, there’s also Trockenhefe, just saying. The medicinal kind? I took that stuff when I had a severe Magen-Darm-Infektion.
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Mar 30, 2020 22:46
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It is impossible to find either Frisch- or Trockenhefe in any supermarket. It's the only thing I haven't been able to find this last month.
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Mar 31, 2020 03:57
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