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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

DesertIslandHermit posted:

lmao if the big one hits Los Angeles because Trump will just let them all die

A major disaster hitting during April, when no other state or city has any spare resources or manpower to contribute, and people who lost their homes end up in crowded camps and start getting sick? That would be wild.

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Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Liquor store increased all prices $5-$10 across the board.

I want to die

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


Korean Boomhauer posted:

aaaag earthquake here

Tons of people several weeks ago: "I don't understand why people are buying water, it's not like coronavirus will shut off the utilities"

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Mr Hootington posted:

That is the 2and earthquake in the Yellowstone region lmao we are all dead

ROFL

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Can we all stop for a moment and give thanks to Coronachan for all the content they are delivering upon this world? A deluge of content, and they make it seem so effortless. Really remarkable to see.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
America really going out in style

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Epic High Five posted:

https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1245133384172687365


no bean chili is a bourgeois extravagance

while it is valid chili, it is valid in the same sense that pheasant nuggets dipped in caviar is a valid form of poultry nuggets

verdict: gulag

Say this loud enough, and a cowboy on a horse will arrive on your doorstep and have an old-fashioned tussle, someone will be thrown through a pair of old saloon doors, and then a shootout involving six shooters and either Mexicans or Indians will occur

Trust me on this, my uncle is a rancher for HEB it's true

SKULL.GIF posted:

gently caress, I knew I was missing something. I don't actually know of any, all the focus right now has been on Congress passing multi-trillion-dollar stimulus bills and disaster funding.

Bernie campaign has some solid suggestions, I hear they suspended their campaign to help out with those


Doc Fission posted:

this thread is my fave place to ride into hell with the homies

:same: but include the new animal crossing game

703
May 11, 2007

Contains Carbon Monoxide

Mr Hootington posted:

That is the 2and earthquake in the Yellowstone region lmao we are all dead

to be clear, yellowstone had like a 2. something earthquake compared to idahos 6.5 according to a tweet i read

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
So I guess the next plague is hailing fire, then.

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

Mr Hootington posted:

Liquor store increased all prices $5-$10 across the board.

I want to die

that is criminal

parabolic
Jul 21, 2005

good night, speedfriend

Innocuous posted:

i'm not ready for a thread title to make me feel like this

we are in a terrifying liminal space

Zoodpipe
Jun 24, 2004

This is an important call. So, shut the fuck up.
Fallen Rib

FistEnergy posted:

glad to be here. I love you all, I want you all to be safe, and I can't wait to die together, posting right up to the end

same brother. same

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

I'm assuming Yellowstone popping off would legitimately be the end of North America, right?

Ringo Roadagain
Mar 27, 2010


lmao

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/1245150576033370114
things going well in the greatest healthcare system in the world

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Jon Irenicus posted:

I'm assuming Yellowstone popping off would legitimately be the end of North America, right?

It'd be the end of humanity, too.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Mr Hootington posted:

Liquor store increased all prices $5-$10 across the board.

I want to die

How much does Listerine cost? You can drink that can't you? Bonus really 'cuz it kills germs.

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

I remember running a Don't Starve Together server with school friends for a couple months. It was fun. I liked playing Wolfgang.

Grizzled Patriarch
Mar 27, 2014

These dentures won't stop me from tearing out jugulars in Thunderdome.



just lmao if yellowstone cooks off and annihilates the entire midwest while corona runs rampant and a bunch of hurricanes sweep in

basically just that calvin and hobbes panel of the oblivious farmer

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/1245150576033370114
things going well in the greatest healthcare system in the world

jesus christ there are going to be so many lawsuits when this is over, and probably at least one person running in there with a gun for revenge

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/1245150576033370114
things going well in the greatest healthcare system in the world

Hey remember our 1% death rate well GUESS WHAT

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

just lmao if yellowstone cooks off and annihilates the entire midwest while corona runs rampant and a bunch of hurricanes sweep in

basically just that calvin and hobbes panel of the oblivious farmer

Mother Nature is a living thing and she’s fuckin pissed

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

Grizzled Patriarch posted:

just lmao if yellowstone cooks off and annihilates the entire midwest while corona runs rampant and a bunch of hurricanes sweep in

basically just that calvin and hobbes panel of the oblivious farmer

Yellowstone cooking off would start a miniature ice age. So yeah it would be pretty lol

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

Mr Hootington posted:

That is the 2and earthquake in the Yellowstone region lmao we are all dead
according to the USGS it's the fourth

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Cowpocalypse posted:

according to the USGS it's the fourth

:eyepoop:

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

DesertIslandHermit posted:

It is the end of April. The death rate had suddenly exploded to ten thousand a day. Society begins to unravel. We see a man throwing a cinderblock through a glass window and stealing flatscreen TVs. One is still plugged in, showing our great President explaining that a million dead by the end of the outbreak is a 'phenomenal goal' and 'the best goal we can ever achieve'. Another man checks his phone, seeing Bill Mitchell explaining that communism killed 100 million and that this pandemic is not the worst thing in the world. He throws it in a fit of rage, striking the looker in the back by mistake. The looter stops and turns. They both go still and stare each other in the eyes, the cacophony of anarchy grows deafening.

love can bloom in a pandemic

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

DesertIslandHermit posted:

It'd be the end of humanity, too.

oh cool good to know, and think about now, constantly

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Jon Irenicus posted:

oh cool good to know, and think about now, constantly

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1245106348808904704

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008
*clicks all the disaster buttons at the same time*

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 18 hours!

DesertIslandHermit posted:

It'd be the end of humanity, too.

No it wouldn't. People would survive. Tens of millions, at least.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/shaneharris/status/1245150576033370114
things going well in the greatest healthcare system in the world

USA! USA! USA!

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

Jon Irenicus posted:

oh cool good to know, and think about now, constantly

If Yellowstone were to go, we'd probably get more noticable earthquakes.

Anything below 4.0 is hard to feel for unless you sat very still and paid attention to stuff slowly rocking around. You could fart on the floor and the vibration could beat a 2.0

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Jon Irenicus posted:

I'm assuming Yellowstone popping off would legitimately be the end of North America, right?

Nah, as long as Trump puts Liang as governor in Seattle we should mostly be OK.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




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Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

1 cm of ash isn't so abd

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