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i love all of you, and i will continue to fight, but for tonight i have blazed up and i have decided that i want to die and do not want to wake up tomorrow. i am 100% confident i will be disappointed when the sunlight streams through my window at 7:25 AM, but until then i'm going to go to bed and pet my cat and cry until i fall asleep while end of evangelion plays for the 19th time. never give up
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elevator pitch: imagine disrupting the morgue business via a gig economy app service for freelance corpse wagon drivers. the app lets you review local corpse wagon drivers, see their ratings, and negotiate a contract to remove the bodies of your renters and olds at a pre-set price. e: just looked at my bank account, apparently i'm worth $500B now.
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Apr 1, 2020 04:37
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i hate this so much but there is no curse that i can launch at a boomer corpse that will change things, so until tomorrow, i sleep
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Charles 2 of Spain posted:Wonder if they finished counting the Iowa results They're too busy not counting our COVID cases now
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Jonny 290 posted:i hate this so much but there is no curse that i can launch at a boomer corpse that will change things, so until tomorrow, i sleep Stay safe bud
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Apr 1, 2020 04:38
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what’s gonna be the best covid April fools joke
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Modus Pwnens posted:They're too busy not counting our COVID cases now But really our mayor just said that the governor won't declare a shelter in place order, and the city attorney says the city can't do it on their own, and also we're not testing anyone who's not already dying so we just need to all assume we have it already
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Apr 1, 2020 04:39
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Jonny 290 posted:i love all of you, and i will continue to fight, but for tonight i have blazed up and i have decided that i want to die and do not want to wake up tomorrow. i am 100% confident i will be disappointed when the sunlight streams through my window at 7:25 AM, but until then i'm going to go to bed and pet my cat and cry until i fall asleep while end of evangelion plays for the 19th time. never give up stop watching anime
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triple sulk posted:trump will not resign and will in fact be reelected by winning a minimum of 45 states *taps nose*
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Jonny 290 posted:i love all of you, and i will continue to fight, but for tonight i have blazed up and i have decided that i want to die and do not want to wake up tomorrow. i am 100% confident i will be disappointed when the sunlight streams through my window at 7:25 AM, but until then i'm going to go to bed and pet my cat and cry until i fall asleep while end of evangelion plays for the 19th time. never give up end of evangelion is proof that there’s always room for improvement.
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fits my needs posted:what’s gonna be the best covid April fools joke Congrats, we found a cure, turns out it was Ligma
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fits my needs posted:what’s gonna be the best covid April fools joke everythings gonna be ok haha april fools we’re hosed
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Apr 1, 2020 04:40
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No one knows what is happening, No one knows what is happening, There is a lot of danger out there OK? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5Ep0n8arE
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Apr 1, 2020 04:42
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Raiad posted:my constantly shaking hands, Officers, arrest this man.
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Apr 1, 2020 04:42
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Jonny 290 posted:i love all of you, and i will continue to fight, but for tonight i have blazed up and i have decided that i want to die and do not want to wake up tomorrow. i am 100% confident i will be disappointed when the sunlight streams through my window at 7:25 AM, but until then i'm going to go to bed and pet my cat and cry until i fall asleep while end of evangelion plays for the 19th time. never give up Stay safe Jonny 290 and I look forward to shitposting with you tomorrow. Pet your cat for us all.
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Apr 1, 2020 04:43
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do you wash your fruit and vegetables with soap? non porous stuff like tomatoes, bananas, peppers, etc etc
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Apr 1, 2020 04:43
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Ruggan posted:do you wash your fruit and vegetables with soap? naw i just leave it in quarantine for a week, most of the poo poo get cooked anyway
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Apr 1, 2020 04:45
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i wash em with piss I washed an apple with soap
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Apr 1, 2020 04:45
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fits my needs posted:what’s gonna be the best covid April fools joke Your test came back negative
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Apr 1, 2020 04:45
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Is Hobby Lobby open? Got a major urge to craft.
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Apr 1, 2020 04:46
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fits my needs posted:what’s gonna be the best covid April fools joke covidfe XDDD
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Apr 1, 2020 04:46
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the covfefederacy
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E Depois do Adeus posted:reminder that there will be no mea culpa for anyone who loudly and publicly asserted that this was a hoax, there will be no consequences for anyone who actively and aggressively prevented others from protecting themselves and their families, and the people who saw this coming and profited off it will extract even more money from you when this is over Yeah I find this more disturbing than the deaths, economic shutdown, and healthcare barbarism That is, the lack of consequences and lack of self-reflection in America collectively
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SirPablo posted:Is Hobby Lobby open? Got a major urge to craft. is this  or have you not heard that Wahabi Lobby closed its stores and fired its employees via email
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Apr 1, 2020 04:47
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Jonny 290 posted:https://twitter.com/jonny290/status/1245169292422696960 That sounds like fun. Ill be 40 in a few years. Really wished society had collapsed back when I was 20 something. Oh well. Im still very strong and shouldn't have a problem in the raider gangs.
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Apr 1, 2020 04:49
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Ruggan posted:do you wash your fruit and vegetables with soap? I just cook everything at the moment. Stuff gets a wash with water like normal for pesticides and things but after that it gets baked into a pie or stewed or something of the sort. Probably way too cautious but I have people that I need to hunt down and kill after this is all over and must get through it.
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Apr 1, 2020 04:49
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Over Easy posted:March felt about 1000 days long and it was only really hosed up for half the month It only felt that way because we were confined with our children 24 hours a day for half the month.
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Filthy Hans posted:is this Do you think they'll reopen if I tell them I just need a few things? Just some fabric and sewing needles and maybe a seasonal decoration for the door thats all.
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Apr 1, 2020 04:50
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SirPablo posted:Is Hobby Lobby open? Got a major urge to craft. That's weird. I have a major urge for stolen mesopotamian artifacts
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Do you think they'll reopen if I tell them I just need a few things? Just some fabric and sewing needles and maybe a seasonal decoration for the door thats all. got any isil relics?
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Do you think they'll reopen if I tell them I just need a few things? Just some fabric and sewing needles and maybe a seasonal decoration for the door thats all. do you have priceless Christian antiquities ruthlessly looted from the holy land by ISIS because if not they'll just spit in your face edit: dammit Giga Gaia edit 2: and Gum
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Admiral Ray posted:i will never break because i am a fine dust that is scattered by the mildest breeze. fuckin a man
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Filthy Hans posted:do you have priceless Christian antiquities ruthlessly looted from the holy land by ISIS 
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Apr 1, 2020 04:53
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Jonny 290 posted:i love all of you, and i will continue to fight, but for tonight i have blazed up and i have decided that i want to die and do not want to wake up tomorrow. i am 100% confident i will be disappointed when the sunlight streams through my window at 7:25 AM, but until then i'm going to go to bed and pet my cat and cry until i fall asleep while end of evangelion plays for the 19th time. never give up
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I know the chud pushback online to Trump's handling of all this is to scream about Obama and H1N1 and 2009. I spent some time looking at CDC write-ups about that tonight along with a few other sources. That was a lovely year for me personally and all, and it might just be me getting old, but I remember jack poo poo about that situation. poo poo was definitely not shutdown and I was not worried about being in public. I remember being more concerned about the recession and recovery from the 2008 crash and nothing about a pandemic. Am I nuts? Was that just better-handled than the current crisis, or was there some other mitigating factor I'm not recalling?
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Apr 1, 2020 04:54
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fits my needs posted:what’s gonna be the best covid April fools joke a vaccine is announced, but it for real causes autism
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Filthy Hans posted:is this I need fake Easter grass and an Easter flag. Also decoupage.
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it’s gonna be hilarious when california comes out of this with 1/4 the deaths of chud states with 30% less population
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