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D1E posted:LOL the "ventilators" that loving idiot rear end in a top hat douchebag pedo Elon Musk is bragging about donating were actually just CPAP machines. at least they aren't shotguns
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:52 |
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Thank you Elon! Apple! And all the other famous brands from twitter for donating all this life-saving tech.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:53 |
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https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1245377621623541820
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:53 |
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cool, confirmed roni case in my mom's office (she works at a nursing home)
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:53 |
Plinkey posted:cool, confirmed roni case in my mom's office (she works at a nursing home) That's like the platinum elite status of roni, a Confirmed Case
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:54 |
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cool
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:55 |
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D1E posted:LOL the "ventilators" that loving idiot rear end in a top hat douchebag pedo Elon Musk is bragging about donating were actually just CPAP machines. you loving simps insisting he was helping
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:55 |
https://twitter.com/devonesawa/status/1245176931554693121?s=21
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:55 |
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this is good news! for death crew
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:56 |
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D1E posted:LOL the "ventilators" that loving idiot rear end in a top hat douchebag pedo Elon Musk is bragging about donating were actually just CPAP machines.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:56 |
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cpap machines and my pillows in every charnel ward
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:56 |
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Well, if the WH is already making that comparison We are hosed. Completely, thoroughly hosed.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:57 |
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Atrocious Joe posted:what's with everyone's obsession with burning bodies why would you burn bodies in a mass grave just cover that poo poo with soil
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:57 |
brugroffil posted:sharpen them blades, boys pitchforks,t torches, etc ,
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The Alpha Centauri posted:pitchforks,t torches, etc , Instead we are just gonna shitpost and tweet and watch the world burn down
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:58 |
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dex_sda posted:why would you burn bodies in a mass grave need to cover them in concrete like the chernobyl fire fighters
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:58 |
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Gringostar posted:this is good news!
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 16:58 |
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lmao
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:00 |
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Wow really taking advantage of that 10-day head start!!! Working hard, thank you!!!!
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:01 |
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Paramemetic posted:From last night? No, because they have changed and I didn't write down the poo poo I ran. You're ignoring the time dimension. The disease often takes a ~a week after symptoms begin to progress to a severe form. In exponential growth, half the cases are newer than the doubling period. The vast majority of US cases have not had time to develop severe symptoms. The only useful statistics on severity are from populations that are not in exponential growth.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:02 |
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D1E posted:LOL the "ventilators" that loving idiot rear end in a top hat douchebag pedo Elon Musk is bragging about donating were actually just CPAP machines. yesterday, i cringed watching star trek discovery when the captain listed musk in a line of great inventors.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:02 |
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Taintrunner posted:you loving simps insisting he was helping From the last thread: like him or not, he is doing better than all the billionaires that immediately went off the grid in covid bunkers or signed a check for a couple million for "research"
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:02 |
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Rauros posted:yesterday, i cringed watching star trek discovery when the captain listed musk in a line of great inventors. good news: hes from the evil universe bad news: thats our universe
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:03 |
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Not interested in the slap fight but our health system that encompasses 25 hospitals is seeing a more or less 20% hospitalization rate of patients diagnosed with Covid19. True there are probably others at home that don’t get diagnosed so the numbers may be off in that regard but otherwise 20% of those I diagnose needing the hospital is pretty dead on.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:04 |
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If anything this seems optimistic? This is certainly a stupid way to estimate, but with the US population at 327 million vs 60 million for Italy (5.45x multiplier), and Italy having about 12000 deaths right now...if we assume Italy is now at peak death rate, that would be equivalent to the US having ~70K deaths at peak death rate, which seems too low. Also Italy's lockdown is FAR more effective than the US.
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:04 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:From the last thread: hey shut up lmao
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:05 |
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Cool! 30,535,288 dead!
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:06 |
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Nodelphi posted:Not interested in the slap fight but our health system that encompasses 25 hospitals is seeing a more or less 20% hospitalization rate of patients diagnosed with Covid19. True there are probably others at home that don’t get diagnosed so the numbers may be off in that regard but otherwise 20% of those I diagnose needing the hospital is pretty dead on. That’s what my nurse friends told me too, but they could be Chinese agents spreading misinformation
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:07 |
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Just imagine how many more people would die if the mypillow man didn't tell us to let god back in school
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:07 |
Nodelphi posted:Not interested in the slap fight but our health system that encompasses 25 hospitals is seeing a more or less 20% hospitalization rate of patients diagnosed with Covid19. True there are probably others at home that don’t get diagnosed so the numbers may be off in that regard but otherwise 20% of those I diagnose needing the hospital is pretty dead on. Yeah this is consistent with ny and iirc sk numbers which means inside a month setting foot outside will have worse than Russian roulette odds lmao
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:08 |
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covid19 didnt come from god because you masturbate.... its because you dont masturbate enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:09 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:From the last thread: baaahahahaha that was the one I was thinking of. Jesus loving Christ pathetic
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:09 |
Love to lock down the country and destroy all semblance of normal life for measures that are literally no better than everyone hanging out in a crowded bar or stadium lmao
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:09 |
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Taintrunner posted:baaahahahaha that was the one I was thinking of. Jesus loving Christ i fell for the pr stunt i figured surely if he was just buying ventilators and sending them somewhere, what could go wrong? turns out, billionaires are as dumb as the people licking doorknobs and they have all the resources we need
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:11 |
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Breaking out all my math and statistical analysis skills to fluff the number of dead as high as possible for... reasons
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:11 |
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Poniard posted:covid19 didnt come from god because you masturbate.... how many angels can cum on the head of a pin?
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:11 |
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Just imagine the Picard facepalm that happened when the first medical professional inspected Elon's truckload of ventilators. lmao
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# ? Apr 1, 2020 17:12 |
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Poniard posted:covid19 didnt come from god because you masturbate.... this actually tracks for me since i stopped a couple months ago and suddenly the world started collapsing
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pretty much. I’m pretty sure our total deaths is increasing at a similar rate to theirs 15 days ago. though our death rate probably ain’t gonna level off rofl so I guess I should say we should be so lucky as to go the way of Italy
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