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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Apraxin posted:

lol, judge is gonna order that the wisconsin primary goes ahead as scheduled next monday, hope you badgers are ready to pokemon go the polls
https://twitter.com/srl/status/1245464308324216832
https://twitter.com/srl/status/1245464858155507712

love da chudges baby

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

NOTICE TO ALL VISITORS

DON'T

BrokenGameboy
Jan 25, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

Mummy Xzibit posted:

Invade Colorado, now.

There's one teeny tiny little problem there. Colorado houses nukes.

lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

Trump just heard about 1918.
Other countries are watching us*
*in shock

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

If the West Coast balkanizes into one Super-State I propose including Idaho and Nevada too, I'm ok with those.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I love it

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
The floor my hospital has elected to be the roni unit was called the Progressive Care Unit in the before hoax times. I'm going to start referring to it as the Plague Containment Unit.

Management rolled around today taking all the masks in departments and locking them up. Currently the policy is 1 n95 per "8 hours of patient contact" for roni's, 1 surgical mask a week for all other patients. We’re supposed to wear a surgical mask over the n95 and discard after patient. I asked how I'm supposed to get a new mask after hours and it was just a :shrug: told em well until you figure that out I'm not scanning any roni patients.

The insanity of not having any masks or testing still.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Blockade posted:

So if the US balkanizes over this how do you think all the regions will do?

Betting the great lakes area will be alright, we got fresh water and beans, which is everything you need for life.

More or less roughly sorted in "able to handle being an independent, self-sustaining governing body without immediate and obvious resource/political/stability crises" order

Pacific West > Great Lakes > Texas > New England > Mid-Atlantic Coast > Great Plains > Midwest > Florida > Deep South

specific order can be argued but broad sense should make sense

you want:

1. easy access to fresh water
2. active and available farming
3. sense of shared culture / regionalism
4. large and powerful state government able to extend and merge/absorb other governments to serve as a stable base, without having to compete with others of similar size/power

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


why are they operating on a giant lego piece?

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Apraxin posted:

lol, judge is gonna order that the wisconsin primary goes ahead as scheduled next monday, hope you badgers are ready to pokemon go the polls
https://twitter.com/srl/status/1245464308324216832
https://twitter.com/srl/status/1245464858155507712

my man out here actively murdering people

Grimdude
Sep 25, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on

Mistle posted:

If there's like, 5 people working the cafe, just, uh, form a 5-person union, and shut that fucker down until they can roll out health accommodations.

See here's the thing though: my pussy co workers won't do poo poo if I don't come in. My manager will make a point of coming in every day, either with one helper or alone. This won't stop her from complaining all day with me this week (and two weeks ago before I took the week off) about how we shouldn't be there though. She is probably the most "all bark, no bite" person I know.

Honestly, I'm permanently disabled so I could just fall back on Social Security if things go REALLY south with the job. Though there's probably an impending recession coming up so ehhhhh.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Solarin posted:

love da chudges baby

that is a p standard “beep boop law robot” judge perspective tbh

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Apraxin posted:

governor potato has also apparently just realized that cornavirus cannot be defeated by prayer alone
https://twitter.com/WLOX/status/1245450702111023105

Glad to see Mr Potato hired a greaser as the ASL interpreter.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Solarin posted:

love da chudges baby
lol he was appointed by obama

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

actionjackson posted:

why are they operating on a giant lego piece?

the lego piece is sick

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016
I wonder how PA breaks

its right next to the midwest, south and northeast without fully being part of any of them

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Don't forget singing is just as bad as coughing! Good luck to the Balcony Beyoncés.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Central Casting...Drink!

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
i went looking through storage to find my old pulse oximeter and found it! also found a tub of hair gel i got as a gift and never used because i've kept my hair short until ...the barbers closed

i'm now jemaine and bret singing fashion is danger in bab5 uniforms

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
Yakima Valley cant feed Seattle alone not to mention the rest of Washington, it ain't happening

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AnEdgelord posted:

I wonder how PA breaks

its right next to the midwest, south and northeast without fully being part of any of them

PA is the south

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



AnEdgelord posted:

I wonder how PA breaks

its right next to the midwest, south and northeast without fully being part of any of them

Down the middle probably

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Judges are fantastically lazy

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

BrokenGameboy posted:

There's one teeny tiny little problem there. Colorado houses nukes.

They can't launch them without federal authorization, correct? Unless we're still doing the "hey we just got the code, let's grab our keys" thing.

Feds can't authorize for poo poo as we speak, let alone when states are trying to nuke eachother.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Idk trump might be supervillain enough to Samson option America

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:smith:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1245474695723528194

AnEdgelord
Dec 12, 2016

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

PA is the south

The New York mobsters who run Scranton would very much disagree

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Mummy Xzibit posted:

They can't launch them without federal authorization, correct? Unless we're still doing the "hey we just got the code, let's grab our keys" thing.

The locks are basically to keep out infantrymen who have overrun the place, not an entire new nation with lots of materiel and expertise

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

PA is the south

Outside of Philadelphia and Pittsburgh, PA is Kentucky.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

rip to the stacy's mom guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Seems like antidepressants may have been a big deal after all?

Edit:
I take no pleasure in making light of this dude's death :(

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Anyways I think that if the balkanization boulder starts actually rolling you'll see a coup attempt first

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Stacy's Mom...no longer's got it goin on

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/nycjim/status/1245479751915012097

iSimian
Jan 19, 2008

Well, there's your problem!

CaptainBeefart posted:

Glad to see Mr Potato hired a greaser as the ASL interpreter.

That governor Reeves looks like a live action Peter Griffin.

lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

"I think there is a way this can be solved, very well solved. I'm not gonna do that" - trump

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

iSimian posted:

That governor Reeves looks like a live action Peter Griffin.

Holy poo poo you're right

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1245478751615561728

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
Aw they let a kid ask a question

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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Be cool if the next American nuke used kills only Americans

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