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A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

peepsalot posted:

could it also please be about whether or not they disobeyed stay at home orders for "are religious freedums"
i mean its very cool that bible thumpers are volunteering to be the first to die, but on the other hand extremely not cool that they will be clogging our hospitals and are endangering the lives of the rest of the country.

Respect christianity dude, it means a lot to people

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nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Mayor Dave posted:

trump just said a scarf was better than an n95

oh, word? Trump's an administrator at my hospital?

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/Tom_Winter/status/1245475690713055232?s=20

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/kenvogel/status/1245462742162604032


quote:

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu shared with his cabinet a video he claimed was evidence of Iran concealing coronavirus deaths by dropping bodies in garbage dumps, two cabinet ministers tell me.

Several hours later, Netanyahu’s office realized the video had nothing to do with Iran, or with the coronavirus crisis. It was a clip from “Pandemic,” a 2007 Hallmark Channel mini-series.

The backdrop: Iran has been Netanyahu’s top foreign policy focus for 25 years. Israeli intelligence believes there have been up to five times more coronavirus deaths there than the 3,036 that have been officially acknowledged, an Israeli official tells me. Netanyahu thought he’d seen evidence of a cover-up.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Ok.... WorldOMeter now has the deaths at 5,093.

+25 in Washington State

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
+1040 deaths today already. The government's new model had the uncertainty interval at 806-970.

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

anime was right posted:

no, we need a florida and spokane will definitely be the florida of the pnw

checks out:

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

If the West Coast balkanizes into one Super-State I propose including Idaho and Nevada too, I'm ok with those.

I support the West Coast subjugation of Idaho to prevent the emergence of an explicit White Nationalist state in the area

You are probably going to have to partition Nevada with the Mormons though

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

anime was right posted:

fountains of wayne is named after a fountain store in wayne new jersey. they sell lawn fountains and lawn fountain accessories.

It was in the sopranos once

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



triple sulk posted:

oh man the death count is climbing

stonks!

TheLemonOfIchabod
Aug 26, 2008

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

+1040 deaths today already. The government's new model had the uncertainty interval at 806-970.

Was this for the 100K to 240K uncertainty interval overall?

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I am a christian and anyone praying for deliverance from this disease has no loving clue what God is all about

I've said this before and will say it again because it is true, if you're getting weepy and poo poo praying to god for mercy or acting like a bad rear end thinking god is a shield around you, you have no loving clue what you're doing

God built this loving thing and it is up to human society to deal with it, if human society cannot handle the hand god deals it then god is basically going to say "guess you should have been on top of that one dumbfucks"

god has absolutely no interest or obligation to mitigate the human suffering caused by the hells that men make

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

https://twitter.com/sarahspain/status/1245469289408323586?s=21

my husband and I are having the “what if one/both of us dies” conversation

I need to write a will so my cats don’t wind up in a kill shelter.

lol death

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Atrocious Joe posted:

I support the West Coast subjugation of Idaho to prevent the emergence of an explicit White Nationalist state in the area

You are probably going to have to partition Nevada with the Mormons though

California started the problem by letting all their LAPD psychos retire there instead of being chained up and sunk to the bottom of the Pacific so it's only right that they deal with the mess

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000


i guess the trump train had brakes after all

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Over Easy posted:

God built this loving thing and it is up to human society to deal with it, if human society cannot handle the hand god deals it then god is basically going to say "guess you should have been on top of that one dumbfucks"

sounds like a dick, then.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Bip Roberts posted:

It was in the sopranos once

pretty much everywhere in northern nj has been tbh

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
the diner where the finale of the sopranos was shot has good milkshakes and awful food

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

triple sulk posted:

oh man the death count is climbing

The US death count per one million population is actually behind quite a few countries

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

mlmp08 posted:

sounds like a dick, then.

god's corona virus wouldn't be such a problem if people weren't pricks

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



All my coworkers in my store are terrified.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Lokar posted:

https://twitter.com/sarahspain/status/1245469289408323586?s=21

my husband and I are having the “what if one/both of us dies” conversation

I need to write a will so my cats don’t wind up in a kill shelter.

lol death

Can't cats get it

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

Was this for the 100K to 240K uncertainty interval overall?

Yes

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

shovelbum posted:

Can't cats get it

a little, as a treat

Zoodpipe
Jun 24, 2004

This is an important call. So, shut the fuck up.
Fallen Rib
has anyone used an online will service or site that they recommend?

lmaopocalypse
Mar 16, 2020

mlmp08 posted:

sounds like a dick, then.

Take the Hindu version where you're doing it to yourself and it's all a big act

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Zoodpipe posted:

has anyone used an online will service or site that they recommend?

legalzoom has all that poo poo handy

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Over Easy posted:

I am a christian and anyone praying for deliverance from this disease has no loving clue what God is all about

I've said this before and will say it again because it is true, if you're getting weepy and poo poo praying to god for mercy or acting like a bad rear end thinking god is a shield around you, you have no loving clue what you're doing

God built this loving thing and it is up to human society to deal with it, if human society cannot handle the hand god deals it then god is basically going to say "guess you should have been on top of that one dumbfucks"

god has absolutely no interest or obligation to mitigate the human suffering caused by the hells that men make

Who the gently caress is praying for deliverance in this thread?

Bring it on, binch.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

+1040 deaths today already. The government's new model had the uncertainty interval at 806-970.

deal from strength or get a cough every time

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

shovelbum posted:

Can't cats get it

What happens to cats that get it

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/NTarnopolsky/status/1245486054225952769

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Over Easy posted:

god's corona virus wouldn't be such a problem if people weren't pricks

God created capitalism so...

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

Was this for the 100K to 240K uncertainty interval overall?

the 100k-240k estimate was based on the assumption that drastic measures would be taken to slow the spread

Zoodpipe
Jun 24, 2004

This is an important call. So, shut the fuck up.
Fallen Rib

Over Easy posted:

legalzoom has all that poo poo handy

thank you

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED
"Stay positive" is "thoughts and prayers" for liberals

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Dustcat posted:

the 100k-240k estimate was based on the assumption that drastic measures would be taken to slow the spread

LOL this is MURICA.

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Dustcat posted:

the 100k-240k estimate was based on the assumption that drastic measures would be taken to slow the spread

the drastic measures are the lengths we'll go to propagandize the numbers

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



D1E posted:

Who the gently caress is praying for deliverance in this thread?

Bring it on, binch.

I'm praying for deliverance, from this existence. Oh poo poo, what if God said"gently caress it" and answered my prayer and he's taking out humanity with it. My bad guys.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

D1E posted:

Who the gently caress is praying for deliverance in this thread?

Bring it on, binch.

oh, I am not accusing anyone in this thread of these things, but often takes are posted where some charlatan is acting like a big dicked lord conduit and saying that corona will not trespass in his church

or the pope asking for gods mercy

that dog don't hunt monsignor

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fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Lokar posted:

https://twitter.com/sarahspain/status/1245469289408323586?s=21

my husband and I are having the “what if one/both of us dies” conversation

I need to write a will so my cats don’t wind up in a kill shelter.

lol death

your husband would put your cats in a kill shelter if you died and didn't have a will saying not to do that?

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