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sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCdUfAE5Rz8


https://youtu.be/WqRYBWyvbRo

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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

new kind of cat posted:

the power is out across half of town. line of cars at the gas station. darkness blanketing everything, smothering conpletely the eerie silence that’s been hanging around. what the gently caress is goi g on

Are the flags all dead at the top of their poles yet

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Relive her last question

https://mobile.twitter.com/RudyTakala/status/1244750101463138304

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLNM-rJi1mM

BrokenGameboy
Jan 25, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

Mummy Xzibit posted:

They can't launch them without federal authorization, correct? Unless we're still doing the "hey we just got the code, let's grab our keys" thing.

Feds can't authorize for poo poo as we speak, let alone when states are trying to nuke eachother.

What in getting at is, please let us join you.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


I've had three power outages this week's which is not abnormal for Puerto Rico, and each time I just think "welp I'm truly hosed for real now." Then it comes back on and I return to my normal level of anxiety.

Can't stock up on fridge and Frozen stuff much with regular power outages

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Thesaurus posted:

Where you live

rhode island/mass border

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

CODChimera posted:

I wish I could play animal crossing. Not really sure what u do but it sounds cool

its about late stage capitalism

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

new kind of cat posted:

rhode island/mass border

north-death coast.

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

Are the flags all dead at the top of their poles yet

lots of folks around here been flying half mast the past few days

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCdUfAE5Rz8

They Might Be Giants
Why Does The Sun Shine

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

new kind of cat posted:

rhode island/mass border

OK next crucial question: how many guns, bean bags (non-lethal ammo) and bean bags (foodstuff) do you have on hand?

SchrodingersCat
Aug 23, 2011

Thoguh posted:

I think almost 10% of the cases in Iowa are in one single nursing home. That's gotta be a terrifying place right now.

Nursing homes are a loving hellscape on the best of days.

Walking into one today felt like end of days level poo poo. Watching an entire floor get depopulated in the span of three days is unreal. Then you read MadJackal's posts and realize those people are moving from your still-somewhat-safe world to his world and they likely won't be returning.

Yuli Ban
Nov 22, 2016

Bot
Reminder that the Spanish Flu, which originated in Spain by drug cartels as an attempt to kill white Americans specifically, killed about 675,000 in the USA. If the Chinese Wuhan Bioweapon from the Wuhan, China biolabs which GEOTUS Trump valiantly defended against and certainly didn't gently caress up for two months' worth of time manages to kill just 2 million people, it'll be deadlier than the Spanish Flu for America.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

:911:

will be missed until Trump creates a separate OANN presser.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

new kind of cat posted:

the power is out across half of town. line of cars at the gas station. darkness blanketing everything, smothering conpletely the eerie silence that’s been hanging around. what the gently caress is goi g on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCc74aSspBE

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCdUfAE5Rz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkHSmDxX1t4

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.



Bullet kIng will RiSe again.

Yuli Ban
Nov 22, 2016

Bot

peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCdUfAE5Rz8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-x6qqNy0mo
Funeral planet, dead black asteroid
Mausoleum, this world is a tomb
Human zombies, staring blank faces
No reason to live, dead in the womb
Death shroud existence, slave for a pittance
Condemned to die before I could breathe
Millions are screaming, the dead are still living
This Earth has died yet no one has seen

Funeralopolis

I don't care, this world means nothing
Life has no meaning, my feelings are numb
Faceless masses filed like gravestones
Sacrificed for the glory of one
Funerary cities, flesh press factories
Corporate maggots feed on the carrion
Funeralopolis, grey morgue apocalypse
Black clouds form to block out the sun

Funeral planet, dead black asteroid
Mausoleum, this world is a tomb
Human zombies, staring blank faces
No reason to live, dead in the womb
Funeralopolis
Planet of the dead
Funeralopolis
Planet of the dead

Death shroud existence, slave for a pittance
Condemned to die before I could breathe
Millions are screaming, the dead are still living
This Earth has died yet no one has seen
Funeralopolis
Planet of the dead
Funeralopolis
Planet of the dead

Funeralopolis
Funeralopolis

Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight

gently caress

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Vox Nihili posted:

OK next crucial question: how many guns, bean bags (non-lethal ammo) and bean bags (foodstuff) do you have on hand?

lol i won’t have money to buy a gun u til my trump bus come in sooooooooo me and my family are toast lol


plenty of beans though and a rack full of whole spices which i am learning to grind down and mix and owns

maybe i can barter some homemade gamra masala to the raiders?

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

CODChimera posted:

I loving called power outages and getting a generator and everyone laughed at me. Looks like the tables have turned

What's up generator buddy, fellow genius here also feeling smug

I really wish I'd had months to prepare I would have bought the permanent diesel backup

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2twY8YQYDBE

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


CODChimera posted:

I wish I could play animal crossing. Not really sure what u do but it sounds cool

You go to an idyllic small town filled with talking animals who all want to be your friend and you spend your days catching bugs, fishing by the river, digging pit-traps to prank your friends, and then a talking raccoon tricks you into a mortgage and forces you into a never-ending cycle of debt which can only be paid off by selling the town's natural treasures to him and his family at discount prices because they possess a monopoly on retail business in the town.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Yuli Ban posted:

Funeral planet, dead black asteroid
Mausoleum, this world is a tomb
Human zombies, staring blank faces
No reason to live, dead in the womb
Death shroud existence, slave for a pittance
Condemned to die before I could breathe
Millions are screaming, the dead are still living
This Earth has died yet no one has seen

Funeralopolis

I don't care, this world means nothing
Life has no meaning, my feelings are numb
Faceless masses filed like gravestones
Sacrificed for the glory of one
Funerary cities, flesh press factories
Corporate maggots feed on the carrion
Funeralopolis, grey morgue apocalypse
Black clouds form to block out the sun

Funeral planet, dead black asteroid
Mausoleum, this world is a tomb
Human zombies, staring blank faces
No reason to live, dead in the womb
Funeralopolis
Planet of the dead
Funeralopolis
Planet of the dead

Death shroud existence, slave for a pittance
Condemned to die before I could breathe
Millions are screaming, the dead are still living
This Earth has died yet no one has seen
Funeralopolis
Planet of the dead
Funeralopolis
Planet of the dead

Funeralopolis
Funeralopolis

Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight
Nuclear warheads ready to strike
This world is so hosed, let's end it tonight

gently caress


DA WIZAAAAAAARRRRRRDDDD

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Thesaurus posted:

Island wide mandatory lockdown is now 7pm in Puerto Rico.

It's cool, I can sit on my balcony over a usually busy street and just listen to the coqui frogs

Also got a mother loving HAMMOCK in the mail today for the balcony!! I'm ready for anything now

/upstairs neighbor sneezes off their patio

Lokar
Mar 10, 2006

peepsalot posted:

post your new fave apolalypse songs itt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCdUfAE5Rz8


https://twitter.com/senpinecone/status/1239945287323525123?s=21

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
The trump bux aren't coming until like May right

And by then every one who actually needed them will have already been illegally evicted with no recourse

fermun
Nov 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1245132917464092672

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

https://twitter.com/russ1mitchell/status/1245502082511036417

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Wolfsheim posted:

The trump bux aren't coming until like May right

And by then every one who actually needed them will have already been illegally evicted with no recourse

Think happy thoughts instead.

Son of Man
Jan 29, 2003

by Azathoth

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

You go to an idyllic small town filled with talking animals who all want to be your friend and you spend your days catching bugs, fishing by the river, digging pit-traps to prank your friends, and then a talking raccoon tricks you into a mortgage and forces you into a never-ending cycle of debt which can only be paid off by selling the town's natural treasures to him and his family at discount prices because they possess a monopoly on retail business in the town.

God loving damnit. I have beans, rice, frozen food, a garden, weapons, ammunition, a generator, fuel, piles of drugs and booze, and infinite birth control

But I don't have loving animal crossing

Fml

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


Has anyone tried to call it the Manhattan virus or something? A lot of folks seem fixated on it just being a "big crowded ethnic city" problem.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Thoguh posted:

I think almost 10% of the cases in Iowa are in one single nursing home. That's gotta be a terrifying place right now.

Oomph. I think there's 47 nursing homes here with it. Those poor people. Two are a block from me across the street from the hospital caring for the coronavirus patients so you can imagine I'm a little twitchy

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gv9d2pAOk0w

Translation

roni, the silent killer

takes luck to survive it.

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

someone on twitter did the math earlier and if he had bought them all at their current full price, then he would have spent nearly exactly $1M. i'd bet he got them at like half price and only decided to donate $500k

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Thesaurus posted:

Has anyone tried to call it the Manhattan virus or something? A lot of folks seem fixated on it just being a "big crowded ethnic city" problem.

the pennsylvania avenue pangolin pox

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

There it is

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



lol good

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

Yeah, bill working as intended folks.

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