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Son of Man posted:God loving damnit. I have beans, rice, frozen food, a garden, weapons, ammunition, a generator, fuel, piles of drugs and booze, and infinite birth control you can just like, buy it on the switch
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Spergin Morlock posted:/upstairs neighbor sneezes off their patio For real. My building is super old, probably average age of 70s. Some lady was hacking on her balcony for while yesterday while I was trying to walk around the compound.
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nah this one's better because the roni hasn't swept DC yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPq_NVi-TC4
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Thesaurus posted:Has anyone tried to call it the Manhattan virus or something? A lot of folks seem fixated on it just being a "big crowded ethnic city" problem. The manchurian candidate meets the manhattan project
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Why are people buying guns lmao. This is America, where we have, no joke, 120 guns for every 100 people. If things get bad enough where its time to start shooting your neighbors for the last can of beans then theres going to be plenty of guns laying around to pick up
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America is a one party state and Lenin was right
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fermun posted:someone on twitter did the math earlier and if he had bought them all at their current full price, then he would have spent nearly exactly $1M. i'd bet he got them at like half price and only decided to donate $500k https://twitter.com/evdefender/status/1245288438728966146 because it's a 5 year old discontinued product, it's current msrp is now $797/cpap machine. musk bought and donated 1255 of them, if he paid full msrp for them, he wouldve spent $1,000,235. and there's no way he didn't get a massive bulk discount, lol. he basically did a here's $10 to gently caress off to the entirety of the US with worthless cpap machines
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Why are people buying guns lmao. This is America, where we have, no joke, 120 guns for every 100 people. If things get bad enough where it’s time to start shooting your neighbors for the last can of beans then there’s going to be plenty of guns laying around to pick up Who said anything about shooting our neighbors for a can of beans? If this thing gets bad enough your neighbors will be shooting you just 'cuz you're brown or Asian or whatever else they don't like. Good luck defending yourself without one.
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Son of Man posted:God loving damnit. I have beans, rice, frozen food, a garden, weapons, ammunition, a generator, fuel, piles of drugs and booze, and infinite birth control "infinite birth control" is a weird way to say "a somethingawful account" but I'm here for it
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fermun posted:because it's a 5 year old discontinued product, it's current msrp is now $797/cpap machine. musk bought and donated 1255 of them, if he paid full msrp for them, he wouldve spent $1,000,235. and there's no way he didn't get a massive bulk discount, lol. he basically did a here's $10 to gently caress off to the entirety of the US with worthless cpap machines he's an amazing business man and technological genius and u r just jealooz. 
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:"infinite birth control" is a weird way to say "a somethingawful account" but I'm here for it Hahaha I got a vasectomy like 3 months ago, godlike timing
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what 80's film had the closest prediction to 2020 of civilization's downfall
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lmao if you're a leftist without a gun
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https://youtu.be/P5E6RTDA7oc Gary numans last album was pretty apropos
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D1E posted:Who said anything about shooting our neighbors for a can of beans? Ill stun them with the $10 pink taser I got from amazon and take their gun. Its like a video game man, you just upgrade as you go
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got any sevens posted:what 80's film had the closest prediction to 2020 of civilization's downfall A boy and his dog but replace his quest to get laid with a quest for beans
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"Ok, I've got an idea. This one's a great idea. One of the best. People will say, 'sir, that was -that was a great idea. Sir I haven't seen an idea-haver like you before.' They'll say that. The idea - folks, I remember an idea I had that they didn't like, it was called, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, yea, you all remember that one, right? - the idea....we have all these sick people. They're sick - not sick like Schumer sick, or Pelosi sick.no, sick in the bodies, not sick in the MIND - so these sick people, there's a lot of them. People are saying, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? They're saying to me....well, we have these programs, they're usually just for some people, called Medicare....the Democrats wanted to cut it, but I said no! I said, maybe we can open that up. We can call it 'Medicare but for ALL'?'
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Why are people buying guns lmao. This is America, where we have, no joke, 120 guns for every 100 people. If things get bad enough where its time to start shooting your neighbors for the last can of beans then theres going to be plenty of guns laying around to pick up This made me think of the early versions of counter-strike where guns wouldn't go away at the end of the round and so there was just an armory at your feet I was a gun toting commie before the instant crisis. Hopefully we will maintain some nonviolent civility during this crisis but I live in a chud state so yeah id feel better armed when our ineffectual state and local governments check the gently caress out
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MoaM posted:I really, really, don't understand the disdain / fear over masks in North American public spaces (when sick). facial expressions matter a lot for communication, thats why i dislike seeing everyone wear masks (normally. people who still roll their eyes at you now are dumb jerks)
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Dog Toothbrush posted:lmao if you're a leftist without a gun
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got any sevens posted:facial expressions matter a lot for communication, thats why i dislike seeing everyone wear masks (normally. people who still roll their eyes at you now are dumb jerks) Research has shown that it's psychologically easier to kill another human if he's wearing a mask
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https://twitter.com/DrBillFisher/status/1245415106835513344 https://twitter.com/JasonHornbuckle/status/1245417923323269122 fun thread. https://twitter.com/JasonHornbuckle/status/1245408004574523392
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got any sevens posted:what 80's film had the closest prediction to 2020 of civilization's downfall The Bronx warrior
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D1E posted:Who said anything about shooting our neighbors for a can of beans? You're more likely to kill yourself with a gun than have to use it to fight off starving neighbors. Get real.
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Australia just announced free child care.
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Thesaurus posted:Has anyone tried to call it the Manhattan virus or something? A lot of folks seem fixated on it just being a "big crowded ethnic city" problem. To be fair it should be the city that gets hit the worst. Every place in America has terrible health care, but NYC is one of the small handful of places with a lot of train commuters and is notorious for bad delays and jammed platforms/train cars I expected Tokyo to be even worse than NYC for the same reasons (transit+density) but NYC to be way worse than Chicago or DC or SF
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Why are people buying guns lmao. This is America, where we have, no joke, 120 guns for every 100 people. If things get bad enough where its time to start shooting your neighbors for the last can of beans then theres going to be plenty of guns laying around to pick up lol itll be just like unreal tournament
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got any sevens posted:what 80's film had the closest prediction to 2020 of civilization's downfall Not 80s but I still think Demolition Man is the closest for post-corona. No toilet paper, no physical touching, hardcore surveillance state. President Schwarzenegger was a joke in that movie... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7nFEnFtvCM UnfortunateSexFart has issued a correction as of 03:25 on Apr 2, 2020 |
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Bruteman posted:https://twitter.com/DrBillFisher/status/1245415106835513344 Lol even corona-hoax CHUDs want the Cruise ship industry to gently caress off. https://twitter.com/JasonHornbuckle/status/1245510881569636352?s=19
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:Ill stun them with the $10 pink taser I got from amazon and take their gun. Its like a video game man, you just upgrade as you go It's like those bumper stickers or memes talkin bout "You're just temporarily holding on to the food/toilet paper/whatever for me until I come get it with my gun"  You're just maintaining my future gun. I picked it up after the community got tired your poo poo after the first couple times you did this and we jumped you or waited till you slept because nobody wants to put up with a wannabe bandit in their neighborhood after the larger society is in a shambles. I now have a machine gun ho ho ho.
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Willias posted:You're more likely to kill yourself with a gun than have to use it to fight off starving neighbors. Do you not know that there are literally already Trumpists stabbing Asian people on the street because they think they're all coronavirus carriers and they brought it into the U.S.? Read my post - I didn't say poo poo about them being starving. The redhat MAGA chuds will be the enemy, and they're all armed. And loving LOL if you think the police would be on your side. Get real.
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my wife's having her near-nightly argument with her nurse mom to just loving retire from the hospital and don't you dare extend your retirement date beyond the two weeks you have left
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got any sevens posted:facial expressions matter a lot for communication, thats why i dislike seeing everyone wear masks (normally. people who still roll their eyes at you now are dumb jerks) i thought that said 'fecal expressions' at first. i like that better, lol
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