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brugroffil posted:my wife's having her near-nightly argument with her nurse mom to just loving retire from the hospital and don't you dare extend your retirement date beyond the two weeks you have left Wow literally 2 weeks from retirement. Her mom is in a buddy cop doctor movie.
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Mayor Dave posted:Haha my chud CEO found out my boss put our team on remote work and he flipped out What state are you in?
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My dad seemed to be having trouble breathing when he had the flu, like a rasping kind of breath, I asked if he was all right, and he said yes. I wish I'd made a bigger deal out of it right then and said something like "You NEED to go to the hospital right now" instead of "Well, all right"
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Mayor Dave posted:Haha my chud CEO found out my boss put our team on remote work and he flipped out Haha no you don't seriously cough on the CEO or just kill him (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Charlz Guybon posted:What state are you in? California but the CEO has classified us as essential so we don't have to close the warehouse
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Ah welp. All the pipefitters got sent home cuz one of their guys on a different jobsite got sick. Their contractor is making them all go home til that dude is tested. The other site is like 200 yards from mine. It was fun posting with y'all
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Siljmonster posted:Haha no you don't seriously cough on the CEO or just kill him I would but he's been working remote for the last month!
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/_twelvedozen/status/1245490208788885510?s=20 “as of March 14”, or about the same time dinosaurs walked the Earth.
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Skypie posted:Ah welp. All the pipefitters got sent home cuz one of their guys on a different jobsite got sick. Their contractor is making them all go home til that dude is tested. you don't need lungs to post
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Ancillary Character posted:I think I saw someone say you should start worrying at around 93% especially if it has been trending down rather than stable. Ancillary Character posted:I think I saw someone say you should start worrying at around 93% especially if it has been trending down rather than stable. Paramemetic posted:EMTs give O2 at 94% under most protocols. Der Meister posted:if it is hard for you to breathe go in immediately regardless of what the device says. Paramemetic posted:Yeah it's this Thanks for the advice goons. I get panic attacks about breathing which make me feel smothered already, so I'm going to wait until my heart rate goes down and I can calm down for a bit. Read 95% at time of post. Been 98-100% since then, but also with a 120 heart rate lol
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Mayor Dave posted:I would but he's been working remote for the last month! lmao so don't fuckin' do it and say you did
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Atrocious Joe posted:https://twitter.com/_twelvedozen/status/1245490208788885510?s=20 I am so fuckin sick of this poo poo
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Mayor Dave posted:I would but he's been working remote for the last month! oof
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US is stealing poo poo from around the world to supply Floridian hospitals overrun with people who got sick at church https://twitter.com/benjaminhaddad/status/1245683074911911936?s=20 https://twitter.com/farnazfassihi/status/1245734604859998208 https://twitter.com/USMC/status/1245713724385755139
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stephenthinkpad posted:Wow literally 2 weeks from retirement. Her mom is in a buddy cop doctor movie. My aunt is three weeks from retirement as a nursing home administrator, they just had like 5 confirmed cases as of either tuesday or yesterday this week
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lol the marines have an air force which is probably where they got this ridiculous drawing of a doughboy bayoneting a huge beach ball sized virus
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Siljmonster posted:Haha no you don't seriously cough on the CEO or just kill him whoooaa 
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Mayor Dave posted:I would but he's been working remote for the last month! you and your coworkers + boss should just tell him you came in when you don't
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dex_sda posted:whoooaa give this another month and that'll be seen as the calm, rational and measured response
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Is the virus replacing a 9 year old child in this drawing?
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Apr 2, 2020 16:43
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Mayor Dave posted:Haha my chud CEO found out my boss put our team on remote work and he flipped out Same. I was working from home since Monday. As soon as my boss's boss found out he went running to HR, who demanded I come back to the office. probably going to take next week off. I can’t stand being lead for a team who’s required to work in pairs and is impossible to comply to social distancing rules, meanwhile upper management is continuing to tell us to stay 6 ft apart.
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Mayor Dave posted:Haha my chud CEO found out my boss put our team on remote work and he flipped out seriously wtf. even the loving president is saying distance until June. why the gently caress would you have anyone in the office? (this is happening to my wife too and it's so loving stupid and short sighted)
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upgunned shitpost posted:give this another month and that'll be seen as the calm, rational and measured response Emptyquote
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Mayor Dave posted:I would but he's been working remote for the last month! What a complete piece of poo poo. I'm sorry 
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:Interesting how all the faith healers who say they can heal anyone through the power of Jesus have suddenly disappeared They got raptured OP
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NYU stats: 400 patients with covid 120 on ventilators 11 on ECMO Bellevue and Hackensak do not have a “non covid floor”.
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Feldegast42 posted:They got raptured OP functionally, coronavirus is the same as a rapture
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dex_sda posted:you and your coworkers + boss should just tell him you came in when you don't  we have people on h1bs and they have to work in the office per their visas. like loving hell anyone is going to tell hr though.
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My favorite thing is that all the coughing sfx are from Deus Ex
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