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RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Would Trump's ark be the Zaandam cruise liner?

Oh hey top of page again, sweet!

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Ansar Santa
Jul 12, 2012

Der Meister posted:

lol that the government doesn’t pay the employer contribution for COBRA

I'm not american and I don't really know what that is, but isn't a cobra a deadly snake or terrorist group? Why would you name unemployment benefits after somethign that injects you with venom and kills you

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

drat I could go for a chocolate egg

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

twoday posted:

do you ever get distracted and completely forget about the pandemic and feel like everything everything is normal for a little while? and then you remember that there is a pandemic and you start feeling terrible and freaking out?

yeah when I drive up to a farm to pick up some eggs. there's some new lambs wandering about with their moms, some cows enjoying the sun in the pasture. they don't give a gently caress :unsmith:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Might do some donuts in the now empty Red Lobster parking lot later

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

I know it looks bad but honestly given its hellworld I think its most likely that 2 million people will die, the stock market will bounce back up in a few months as everyone eventually goes back to work (or is forced to) and it will be forgotten by October

Nothing is going to fundamentally change

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

sum posted:

Every leftist gun own covers it with the same dumbass Karl Marx quote from the 1850s and appeals to Mao or whoever but 90% of the time they're some white collar middle class dumbass and 100% of the time they're cosplayers not actually serious about shooting cops and certainly not serious about organizing an actual loving insurgency.

i'd hope no one is actually seriously talking about those things because running an insurgency requires knowledge of asymmetrical warfare and survival, not owning a firearm.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

We will be posting in August poo poo like "remember when Florida lost 10 percent of its population? lol"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

lmao we're gonna have 30-40% unemployment by the end of April and Mitch is going to be mealymouthing about how do we pay for another trillion of stimulus as an angry mob storms the trump hotel in washington dc

Keep going I'm almost there

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

SAILOR

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Dreylad posted:

i'd hope no one is actually seriously talking about those things because running an insurgency requires knowledge of asymmetrical warfare and survival, not owning a firearm.

lol goon project overthrow a government lmao

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


Feldegast42 posted:

We will be posting in August poo poo like "remember when Florida lost 10 percent of its population? lol"

*iron lung sounds*

yeah :lol:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

shovelbum posted:

lol goon project overthrow a government lmao

I'll make the dark web wiki

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Feldegast42 posted:

I know it looks bad but honestly given its hellworld I think its most likely that 2 million people will die, the stock market will bounce back up in a few months as everyone eventually goes back to work (or is forced to) and it will be forgotten by October

Nothing is going to fundamentally change

nah there's no going back from where we are now. hong kong tried to lift their lockdown and a second wave started immediately. we're going to be stuck indoors for at least 6 months or more. so, so, so many companies are going to implode in that time. give it another month of 'work from home' and corporate america is done. companies are just not setup to operate in such a distributed way--hiring, day to day stuff, planning, etc. just isn't going to work as well as when in person. let the 'fun' and excitement of real working from home go away after a month and poo poo is going to scale wayyyyyy back

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Lawman 0 posted:

I'll make the dark web wiki

ill design the logo

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Feldegast42 posted:

I know it looks bad but honestly given its hellworld I think its most likely that 2 million people will die, the stock market will bounce back up in a few months as everyone eventually goes back to work (or is forced to) and it will be forgotten by October

Nothing is going to fundamentally change

nope

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1245782619075330050

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
post-corona virus jobs:

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Schnorkles posted:

lmao we're gonna have 30-40% unemployment by the end of April and Mitch is going to be mealymouthing about how do we pay for another trillion of stimulus as an angry mob storms the trump hotel in washington dc

i hope trump tower nyc gets razed lol

RadiRoot
Feb 3, 2007

Feldegast42 posted:

We will be posting in August poo poo like "remember when Florida lost 10 percent of its population? lol"

"Remember when that vaccine was getting to the public by mid 2021?"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


Someone should ask pornhub if "doctor" and "nurse" searches has gone up

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Schnorkles posted:

lmao we're gonna have 30-40% unemployment by the end of April and Mitch is going to be mealymouthing about how do we pay for another trillion of stimulus as an angry mob storms the trump hotel in washington dc

schnorleks are you safe in the woods

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

MoaM posted:

post-corona virus jobs:

Grave digger

Bean transport

sum
Nov 15, 2010

err posted:

Shut the gently caress up liberal

Look if you're serious about it I've got nothing but support for you. But I don't think most CSPAM posters can stomach the lifestyle change of going from eating Doordash shawarma on their couches to making GBS threads in a pit in the woods and being blown up by drones

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Wow the Corona death rate must be higher than we thought

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
*unemployment hits 35%*

goons: uh excuse me the blackpilled dipshits on twitter i get 100% of my active conscious thoughts from disagree

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
The curve is heeeeeeeeeeeere~~

:imunfunny:

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1245785948924805124

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Never forget that unemployment numbers are cooked to look lower than they actually are

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1245777973187411970
wow president Dredd!

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.


Oh word

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Agean90 posted:

Never forget that unemployment numbers are cooked to look lower than they actually are

turns out unemployment is only 6%, since all those people aren't actually looking for jobs

jonboy8871
Sep 25, 2003
What the deuce?

Spoondick posted:

starting seeds for 4 types of basil, chives, 9 types of peppers, 4 types of tomato, 2 types of squash, 2 kinds of peas and 2 kinds of green beans... also have sunflower and corn ill sow in a couple weeks, want to get some greens like chard and lettuce, already have thyme, sage and bay

If y’all are gonna grow beans, just plant them directly. they don’t like being transplanted

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




Let's dispel with this fiction that number doesn't know what it's doing. It knows exactly what it's doing.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1245786657485402115

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Goon project: Claim and repurpose nursing homes as hubs for a weed based UFO cult.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

twoday posted:

https://twitter.com/Agenzia_Italia/status/1245772406091845633?s=20


Wow! Apparently there is a whole sector of the Italian economy that makes eggs out of chocolate! Or rather, there was

I prefer operating in the other kind of chocolate sector.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




thread keeps dipping into really weird places, last couple of days

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Squizzle posted:

thread keeps dipping into really weird places, last couple of days

we are all losing our fuckibg minds even those who live offline

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

lol he's absolutely correct

loads of uber drivers and other gig workers are just not working now and probably have no claim to unemployment as it is - they're essentially employed with no work.

and it's not just gig workers, it's a lot of sectors

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