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here's an interesting article saying the toilet paper shortage might not just be due to hoarding but because people having to poop at home means they actually need more tp nowquote:There’s another, entirely logical explanation for why stores have run out of toilet paper — one that has gone oddly overlooked in the vast majority of media coverage. It has nothing to do with psychology and everything to do with supply chains. It helps to explain why stores are still having trouble keeping it in stock, weeks after they started limiting how many a customer could purchase. https://twitter.com/katienotopoulos/status/1245771832353062912
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Lessail posted:i'm sick of all the "everything changed overnight but our company is here for you" ads its very reassuring that the local kebab place considers me part of their family tyvm
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Lessail posted:i'm sick of all the "everything changed overnight but our company is here for you" ads The labor superintendent keeps showing up in the morning cuz apparently every job but this one and a maintenance contract with a pharma company have closed down. And he's always like "at least you guys get to come to work!"
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Mayor Dave posted:Have you seen Florida's list of exemptions? It would have been faster for them to write out the businesses that are not essential yeah the chud Governors have figured out they can get the press off their back by issuing something titled "stay at home order" which really just is about preventing cities from actually doing what is needed. it is hosed up.
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Apraxin posted:https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1245792249591586816 they literally should not run these polls. what possible reason is there to run these polls??
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Lpzie posted:stay in bed ordered by wife. penalty is death. im not even sick wtf.... 
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No way
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Pussy Quipped posted:No way lol he thought they said "da mexican violence"
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:they literally should not run these polls. what possible reason is there to run these polls?? gotta poll something
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They found a raccoon with rabies about 2 miles from me so that's always fun
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:they literally should not run these polls. what possible reason is there to run these polls?? recording how dumb we all were for alien archaeologists
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Dustcat posted:here's an interesting article saying the toilet paper shortage might not just be due to hoarding but because people having to poop at home means they actually need more tp now it is seriously so loving disgusting that so many people are wiping their rear end with smooth low-quality "commercial" toilet paper and then walking around all day and sitting on everything with their stank asses please please please make bidets universal
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facetoucher cat posted:They found a raccoon with rabies about 2 miles from me so that's always fun what if having the hydrophobia turns out to be a miracle cure for covid?
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:they literally should not run these polls. what possible reason is there to run these polls?? To judge where to bring outreach / hospitality, I guess.
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Capitalism works! The joint commission (accreditor for hospitals on america) put out a joint statement today to put the vile poo poo head hospitals that are banning/firing health care workers using personal home ppe on blast. At least as much on blast as a lame auditing company can put their corporate masters. Even threw some shade at the CDC for waffling and relaxing ppe standards.
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i love my dumb wet president
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NofrikinfuN posted:what if having the hydrophobia turns out to be a miracle cure for covid? 
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Paramemetic posted:recording how dumb we all were for alien archaeologists Do we have enough paper for that
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jhu dashboard just ticked over to 1 million
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Dustcat posted:here's an interesting article saying the toilet paper shortage might not just be due to hoarding but because people having to poop at home means they actually need more tp now makes sense. we're seeing a similar issue with flour and yeast here - sold out at every grocery store but bakeries are now selling them directly to costumers in bulk. I've also seen at least one restaurant selling TP because their commercial supplier has no problem getting it for them. sure it is probably 1-ply but whatever.
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Raiad posted:a whole lot of stupid loving people are gonna have to learn what "exponential growth" means the hard way, huh "huh, my 'not as bad as other kinds of death' post keeps having to be revised upwards... oh well!"
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snoo posted:you are right but we don't see the whales inventing capitalism now do we There have been studies done on a bunch of animals, from primates to birds, where one subject is given a smaller reward than the other for performing an identical task. They end with the recipient of the larger reward eventually sharing part of their reward with the other. Socialism is the natural order. Hell, even the birds on my garden feeder understand it. When I first set it up there were constant squabbles over access to this new food source. Now that they're used to it always being present, they tend to sit on a nearby wall and take turns.
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SKULL.GIF posted:it is seriously so loving disgusting that so many people are wiping their rear end with smooth low-quality "commercial" toilet paper and then walking around all day and sitting on everything with their stank asses I too would like to share an rear end hose with the general public
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Dustcat posted:here's an interesting article saying the toilet paper shortage might not just be due to hoarding but because people having to poop at home means they actually need more tp now I have a theory that the same thing is happening with food. It's not that everyone's rushing, it's that all the schools and restaurants are closed so everyone is buying more food
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Lpzie posted:stay in bed ordered by wife. penalty is death. im not even sick wtf.... Sounds promising
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kinda bummed i missed the Very Serious Gun Takes today, can somebody page me next time
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Der Meister posted:I too would like to share an rear end hose with the general public If Japan can handle it, then Ameri-- wait, never mind.
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Raiad posted:a whole lot of stupid loving people are gonna have to learn what "exponential growth" means the hard way, huh lmao also post-WWII flu epidemic is a classic example of this. Infecting a majority of the world with a 2-3% mortality rate means millions of people will die or end up on medical disability.
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Apraxin posted:https://twitter.com/ryanstruyk/status/1245792249591586816 suburbs are already franchised wastelands so smaller businesses being destroyed won't really be too big a change as it'll just be a little more corporate
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Dustcat posted:here's an interesting article saying the toilet paper shortage might not just be due to hoarding but because people having to poop at home means they actually need more tp now I follow farming twitter a bit and there has been a similar phenomenon happening there. Lots of crops and dairy getting trashed because it was destined for hospitality supply chains that evaporated. Our logistics are so hosed lol.
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eric ciaramella posted:how much stricter can you be than Stay At Home? It allows churches to be exempt from shutdown orders quote:Locally, it means Hillsborough County cannot mandate churches close their doors, a rule that drew national attention and the ire of the local Republican Party after Tampa megachurch The River of Tampa Bay held two Sunday services, leading to the arrest of pastor Rodney Howard Browne.
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Dustcat posted:here's an interesting article saying the toilet paper shortage might not just be due to hoarding but because people having to poop at home means they actually need more tp now Food is similar. Some of my local restaurants are turning in to drive-by grocery stores of sorts, although they have (very) limited options available like only whole milk, or the quantities are large. We got 25 pounds of brussel sprouts from one that we've been going through along with passing those and other food to my parents so they don't have to go to the store. The packaging and whatnot is not setup to be transitioned easily in to supplying say a grocery store, and I don't think those supply companies are going to just stop and shift their contracts and upstream supply over to grocery store supply chains temporarily. Eventually when restaurant demand re-adjusts to some lower than pre-virus baseline I assume those long-term contracts will shift around.
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https://twitter.com/TerribleMaps/status/1245798967310454784?s=19 Hmm so its spared Yemen which has no functional government due to civil war, Western Sahara whose government's in exile, Turkmenistan where even mentioning Coronavirus is public will get you put in prison, Malawi whose health minister has admitted it has literally zero test kits and North Korea which publicly shot a man who violated quarantine for completely unrelated reasons I'm sure.
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