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Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

MadJackal you should look into getting your dispatches published somewhere that isn't a dead gay forum.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

if only there was some sort of government agency for the study and control of disease headquartered in georgia, they could have informed him (the cdc is in atlanta, georgia)

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

I guess now we’re diving in to The Leftovers Season 2

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

Inceltown posted:

OP put a space in the URL so you don't accidentally click them.

They're not internet graphic but they are very real
ah yeah, i'm dumb, my bad

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

https://twitter.com/CarolYujiaYin/status/1245960533506813954

china (and korea at least) both already are p much tracking everyone through apps, so now we get this whole dude's travel history since he got back to China lol

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
don’t worry,

https://twitter.com/globaltimesnews/status/1245974322138820614?s=20

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Inceltown posted:

OP put a space in the URL so you don't accidentally click them.

They're not internet graphic but they are very real

also they kept automatically embedding and i'm not sure how healthy it would be to casually scroll into a bunch of dead bodies

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Funion posted:

also they kept automatically embedding and i'm not sure how healthy it would be to casually scroll into a bunch of dead bodies

Yeah, op did the right thing because there are a lot of people who won't want to see that poo poo right now.

Still important to get posts like that out so people can see what is happening elsewhere.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

Bulgakov posted:

lmao i cant keep up with the world so this is a few days old but :patriot:

https://www.propublica.org/article/...of-it-overseas-



Liberal Capitalism had it coming.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/euronews/status/1245712750283718658?s=20

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Bulgakov posted:

lmao i cant keep up with the world so this is a few days old but :patriot:

https://www.propublica.org/article/...of-it-overseas-



every manager, board member, and investor should be executed

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004


I've committed to doing exactly this only in my apartment. I'll crawl out in July when it's over to join a band of raiders or whatever is left of civilization.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Inceltown posted:

Red lentils really seem to get short changed in beanlife. They're tasty as gently caress and cook super fast, like rice fast, so you can whip up a meal easily.

Sure there are many different bean types and locations that specialise in the ones that have been more traditionally available but that doesn't mean that those little pink nipples should be overlooked.

stfu theyre not even red

peepsalot
Apr 24, 2007

        PEEP THIS...
           BITCH!

Inceltown posted:

Yeah, op did the right thing because there are a lot of people who won't want to see that poo poo right now.

Still important to get posts like that out so people can see what is happening elsewhere.
amazing how *everyone* there has some kind facemask protection at least.

as opposed to US where people are still given funny looks for wearing PPE, government claiming they do nothing, and most people having no way to acquire any if they wanted to.
we are so utterly utterly owned

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010

Power company engineers being stopped by the police? That's crazy.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Homeless Friend posted:

The Study in question about household mask. Honestly lol that linen is as effective as it is. How the gently caress.

lol what the gently caress are you shittin me



ill die because i chose to cut up a shirt but the last word i expire will be "nice"

kater
Nov 16, 2010

peepsalot posted:

amazing how *everyone* there has some kind facemask protection at least.

as opposed to US where people are still given funny looks for wearing PPE, government claiming they do nothing, and most people having no way to acquire any if they wanted to.
we are so utterly utterly owned

doctor oz taught me i could make my own with a dirty hanky and som rubberbands

edit:L I do appreciate that he did straight up say nobody knows how effective this is lol dr oz more trustwoerth than elected officals

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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wtf! who's huffing mouse poo during these wild times??

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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irl like...am I supposed to believe this???


twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
Amsterdam entrepreneurs build Quarantainer: 'Nobody should die alone'



There are currently strict visitor regulations for corona patients, but this is also the case for patients with other (serious) conditions. In this way, they too may often only receive one visitor per day. To ensure that these patients can still see their loved ones, an Amsterdam event agency came up with the 'Quarantainer': a mobile meeting place where there is no risk of infection.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


incredible

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
fojar furiously posting conspiracy theories in D&D to whip up anti-china sentiment is pretty funny, should make a QCS to protect chairman xi. I think I could get it done and piss loads of people off in the process lol

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

twoday posted:

Amsterdam entrepreneurs build Quarantainer: 'Nobody should die alone'



There are currently strict visitor regulations for corona patients, but this is also the case for patients with other (serious) conditions. In this way, they too may often only receive one visitor per day. To ensure that these patients can still see their loved ones, an Amsterdam event agency came up with the 'Quarantainer': a mobile meeting place where there is no risk of infection.

i cant tell if this is supposed to be parody because in many ways it seems cozier on a human level than the otherwise alienating habits residing in the cultural cruft of capitalism play out :rip:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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twoday posted:

Amsterdam entrepreneurs build Quarantainer: 'Nobody should die alone'



There are currently strict visitor regulations for corona patients, but this is also the case for patients with other (serious) conditions. In this way, they too may often only receive one visitor per day. To ensure that these patients can still see their loved ones, an Amsterdam event agency came up with the 'Quarantainer': a mobile meeting place where there is no risk of infection.

classic famous hospital visitations include "the babe" meeting up with "purple tie man"

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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twoday posted:

Amsterdam entrepreneurs build Quarantainer: 'Nobody should die alone'



There are currently strict visitor regulations for corona patients, but this is also the case for patients with other (serious) conditions. In this way, they too may often only receive one visitor per day. To ensure that these patients can still see their loved ones, an Amsterdam event agency came up with the 'Quarantainer': a mobile meeting place where there is no risk of infection.

future vision of that aftermath's meeting

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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um meeting's aftermath*

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

peepsalot posted:

amazing how *everyone* there has some kind facemask protection at least.

as opposed to US where people are still given funny looks for wearing PPE, government claiming they do nothing, and most people having no way to acquire any if they wanted to.
we are so utterly utterly owned

I got called a "chicken poo poo human being" for wearing one in Sydney the other day. USA isn't the only place with idiots, you just have more of them.

euphronius posted:

incredible

There is rumoured to be one coming out next week with data that may help match it up to the great depression. Source: I asked the guy who wrote the article this graph was from and he alluded to that.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Bulgakov posted:

i cant tell if this is supposed to be parody because in many ways it seems cozier on a human level than the otherwise alienating habits residing in the cultural cruft of capitalism play out :rip:

the flu box is real

Pyrus Malus
Nov 22, 2007
APPLES

Homeless Friend posted:

fojar furiously posting conspiracy theories in D&D to whip up anti-china sentiment is pretty funny, should make a QCS to protect chairman xi. I think I could get it done and piss loads of people off in the process lol

I peeked over in the d&d thread (do not recommend) and goddamn that guy's posts are bad

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Pyrus Malus posted:

I peeked over in the d&d thread (do not recommend) and goddamn that guy's posts are bad

It's funny because it's on the same level as prester jane but it gets cover because it's caused by the illness of western education smdh

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

i mean, they're right? hanta virus isn't scary and isn't easily communicable at all. trying to whataboutism for other viruses for clickbaits is pretty dumb. what about that meteor, we all going to die? what about yellowstone? hey have you heard zika is coming back, we're hosed

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Mantis42 posted:

MadJackal you should look into getting your dispatches published somewhere that isn't a dead gay forum.

he's been crossposting to reddit and been contacted by daily beast and various poo poo, so he knows

DropsySufferer
Nov 9, 2008

Impractical practicality
wrong thread

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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i don't know where i put my good stein that can hold 2 uk pints and change of beers

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


Masks are better at keeping you from making other people sick than the reverse. Good luck.

edited post

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Xaris posted:

he's been crossposting to reddit and been contacted by daily beast and various poo poo, so he knows

yah this

the something awful forums are still a backbone of internet trends which seems crazy considering its 2020 but its totes true that a buncha the popular twitter accounts for example are basically sa expats and/or post aggregators

its a goofily outsized voice :shrug:

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

yeah i warned about this like 3 loving weeks ago before trump even tweeted his miracle cure. poo poo increases the QT interval and very likely just to make a heart explode. i mean if you're gunna die then i suppose it was worth a shot but madjackal and others have also said it does nothing besides likely to do a cardiac arrest and being stopped. i mean it's not in every case and a generally small, but the cocktail of plaquenil plus azithro really increases the likihood to make heart go boom and doesn't seem to have done anything in most instances.

there was one goon who went in and said "stop talking bad things about the drug, its a wonder cure and has no side effects! you're all just hampering medicine". lol

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DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
The search for quick cures is adding more gasoline to the fire and the smoke can only rise higher.

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