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Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Wonder who those 9 percent are

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Inceltown posted:

Louis Vitton is already on this and have been for a while



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA

How do you breathe through that??

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1246029399113240576
:ohdear: what about antifa supersoldiers?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

uh how do you get masks ??

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Mr. Lobe posted:

Wonder who those 9 percent are

they are among us

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



stealth guillotine

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

euphronius posted:

uh how do you get masks ??

how is PPE formed

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


just smother them with their fashion statement

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1246026993583501314
:barf: only blue

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


euphronius posted:

uh how do you get masks ??

very carefully

kater
Nov 16, 2010


so 18/108 are okay after two weeks? isn't that like... worse than nothing odds?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

twoday posted:

how is PPE formed

thread title plz

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

do I go to Lowe’s ?? or wegmans ??

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


sounds close enough to nine out of eleven for me to be convinced :worship:

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

euphronius posted:

uh how do you get masks ??

2 layers of saran wrap around the head has proven very effective in blocking airborne air. That includes coronavirus!

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

uhhhh hope those 108 volunteers weren't vocational training associates or organ donors

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Mr. Lobe posted:

Wonder who those 9 percent are

all of my relatives going to the Panera and sending angry emails about how no one is there and the staff are mad at them

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




lol if your routine isn't just posting in cspam

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

euphronius posted:

do I go to Lowe’s ?? or wegmans ??

i need a new respirator because i need to do a buncha irl work with some rowdy paint-like solventy products but stuffs been sold out :supaburn:

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Bulgakov posted:

i need a new respirator because i need to do a buncha irl work with some rowdy paint-like solventy products but stuffs been sold out :supaburn:

just let the fumes flow through u :sniff:

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

euphronius posted:

uh how do you get masks ??

Well according to twitter, there are two strategies:

Taping office supplies to your head

https://twitter.com/DeltaIrelandfor/status/1245545605029433344?s=20

https://twitter.com/kokyesi/status/1244212594551947266?s=20

Or wearing underwear on your head:

https://twitter.com/gottaluvness69/status/1244016988286005248?s=20

https://twitter.com/ChryslerReal/status/1244236364503285760?s=20

real answer is that this one seems pretty easy::

https://twitter.com/manorlaboratory/status/1245059105976225794?s=20

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Xaris posted:

this is true. the only thing we hate more than other goons is ourselves isntead of thinking we're self-important freshmen philosophy student types we correctly acknowledge we're all oozing primordial keyboard goop. also you can post 'sever the rich's heads' and people won't pearl clutch about bluh bluh that's just too far, we need radical centrism. well, i guess D&D does. also can post about how much we hate liberals and they're worse than chuds being more interested in the aesthetics of progressiveness co-opting language of 'woke' to be ignorant reactionary pawns and more interested being a inciting divisiveness and destroying solidarity in order to be morally superior and tut-tuting people for not following their college-educated smug language than actually improving vast majority of people's lives because it's all performative.

That's a lot of words I just read.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

fits my needs posted:

maybe the black plague just owned europe cuz they didn't want the god or the number to go down or whatever

More like there where a guy saying "guys, this is probably the rats". And the church would go "that goes agains the teaching of aristotle... burn him!"

Or thats how I imagine it. ( I am not historian ).

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

fits my needs posted:

just let the fumes flow through u :sniff:

i think thats the problem!! they won't flow thru me all zen like they'll just cure once they're in my eyes or lungs and the other moist human holes but im not worried about those latter ones

Logic Probed
Feb 26, 2011

Having a normal one since 2016

Solarin posted:

*sees the word Frasier and smashes mouse button*

Scrambled eggs all over my face.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/TODAYshow/status/1246024294607523840
In a month the media is going to figure out it lingers on cardboard and run it as breaking news.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

euphronius posted:

do I go to Lowe’s ?? or wegmans ??

You can look for dust masks but they aren’t comfortable to wear for a long time and a cloth mask is still better at reducing spread than nothing at all

Surgical masks are really comfy, I’ve been wearing those but they probably are hard to find now

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





Japan eSecretions

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/1246043525000683520

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

please submit your best unemployment app names itt

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


blicky with the stiffy ugh

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


alert! alert!


bank robbery in progress -- suspects may be the notorious boxer brief gang. send all cars!

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

triple sulk posted:

lol if your routine isn't just posting in cspam

waking up and falling asleep thinking 'not this poo poo again' has remained a constant

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

fits my needs posted:

maybe the black plague just owned europe cuz they didn't want the god or the number to go down or whatever

If God went down it might cause a superbug because of lady germs

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Tei posted:

More like there where a guy saying "guys, this is probably the rats". And the church would go "that goes agains the teaching of aristotle... burn him!"

Or thats how I imagine it. ( I am not historian ).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgpnlCew3Gg

This was pretty chill documentary about the plague narrated by Leonard Nemoy that I saw the other day if anyone wants something to watch

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017






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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


his face in that pic is reminding me of the cia-backed man who is fyi a total darling to lots of right wing wankers when it coms to their idea of "people in hollywood"

the office guy. jim? sounds right

Bill Brasky
Apr 13, 2008

looking up them Frasier bloopers

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1246021904412090368
More pocket change!

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

100 million to deloitte for a nevada primary esque app thats just a skin of an access database

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