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Wrex Ruckus posted:https://wtop.com/coronavirus/2020/04/coronavirus-update-dc-maryland-virginia-april-3/ there is absolutely 0 chance that as few as 90,000 DC residents get coronavirus. there is absolutely 0 chance that that few people are infected now. but bowser is a corrupt moron who shouldn't be in charge of a church food pantry, so 
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mod sassinator posted:we gonna be over a 9/11 of deaths a day by this time next week by my calculations it will reach 9/11² deaths every day by september 11 2021
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Homeless Friend posted:He's just riffing, but better than Joe Biden trump is going to be the next rifftrax guest
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Zyme posted:just lmao if you weren't already drinking even while the network was up poo poo you're right
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Ross DaouThot posted:36.9 degrees celsius 97% O2
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The funniest bit is these idiots in the replies like WELL HE IS PROBABLY LYING or HE PROBABLY ONLY MEANS COVID that miss the point: 1) only person out there aside from Bernie saying the system sucks, I'm gonna fix it. Biden thinks the system is working great 2) an unlikely delivery is still a step above an absolutely emphatic veto, even if it passes both houses, which is what Biden has promised Lmao I'm glad I'm not a Dem anymore, this poo poo would be really frustrating to watch play out
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Ross DaouThot posted:36.9 degrees celsius 97% O2 I was feeling kinda rough last night and clocked 95% and had a minor freakout but then i remembered I had just washed my hands which can gently caress it up, got that cool 99% after do not get addicted to the pulse oximeter friends
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Farm Frenzy posted:thanks for the paywalled wall street journal article that fades into mist just at the point that would actualyl answer my question http://archive.is/Wqo2w
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https://www.nhpr.org/post/coronavirus-update-sununu-says-14-surge-sites-ready-nh-covid-deaths-rise-7#stream/0 Lakes Region General Hospital in Laconia, New Hampshire is furloughing 500 health care workers. It's also getting $5.2 million to stay open from the state.
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Dunno about ya'll but I'm getting a little stir crazy. I've got a set of gymnastics rings and one of those pullup bar things you can hang in the doorway. What are some good quarantine exercises for a stay-at-home-ordered non overweight but still out of shape goony goon?
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OhFunny posted:https://www.nhpr.org/post/coronavirus-update-sununu-says-14-surge-sites-ready-nh-covid-deaths-rise-7#stream/0 for profit health care lol
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Epic High Five posted:The funniest bit is these idiots in the replies like WELL HE IS PROBABLY LYING or HE PROBABLY ONLY MEANS COVID that miss the point: lol if it goes through it's literally a death knell for the dems and a no nonsense medicare for all plan would likely ensure republican rule for decades but it's not gonna happen because "my quarterly profit reports!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:dogs are sluts who will take random hugs from anyone i like sluts tho Chuka Umana posted:how can there be strike if there are no jobs to strike from in the first place? grocery workers, garbagepeople, nurses, teachers?
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Kibbles n Shits posted:Dunno about ya'll but I'm getting a little stir crazy. I've got a set of gymnastics rings and one of those pullup bar things you can hang in the doorway. What are some good quarantine exercises for a stay-at-home-ordered non overweight but still out of shape goony goon? Find some hot people on YouTube doing yoga
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Jon Irenicus posted:my alcoholic chud uncle, who is perfectly nestled within the highest risk categories, has spent all day complaining on Facebook about people staying at home and killing the local businesses To be fair its all I want to do.
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:+1 unemployed goon. Fired by email. Thankfully the termination letter starts with "Because of ongoing COVID-19 pandemic" so I think I'll qualify for enhanced unemployment unless my lovely red state can find a way to gently caress me out of it. Just see if your mortgage owner will let you do a few extra chores around their corporate headquarters to knock a few bucks off your payment. Bing bong, so simple.
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pancake rabbit posted:hahahahahahahahahahaha fifty state landslide https://twitter.com/Rosie/status/1246212137950871553 
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Epic High Five posted:The funniest bit is these idiots in the replies like WELL HE IS PROBABLY LYING or HE PROBABLY ONLY MEANS COVID that miss the point: Yeah, he doesn't have to do poo poo outside of "A lot of people keep saying things can't be better well I'm gonna make them better!" because Biden is literally running on "No, you can't have med4all". His entire platform is that everything was always fine until Trump which is obviously untrue. Trump wouldn't exist if that was true.
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Day 643 of staying at home and avoiding human contact is going well, started a bit early but go ahead and challenge my high scoreKibbles n Shits posted:Dunno about ya'll but I'm getting a little stir crazy. I've got a set of gymnastics rings and one of those pullup bar things you can hang in the doorway. What are some good quarantine exercises for a stay-at-home-ordered non overweight but still out of shape goony goon? anal sex is great, can be done alone, and best of all angers god
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:So anyway, this poo poo is functionally airborn we've known this, they were just denying it because they didn't want people wearing masks because 'panic'
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Crusader posted:tonight's the first night in 3 weeks i've gotten high and holy hell have i missed this lol, just lol if you haven't been crossfaded 24/7(including while asleep) for the last 3 continuous weeks
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