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eighty-four merc
Dec 22, 2010


In 2020, we're going to make the end of Fight Club real.

Venom Snake posted:

can one of the medi-goons in here tell me if were doing a single one of these things

did the nutritious diet involve a lot of legumes?

but really, do they describe the diet?

e: a shameful snipe

eighty-four merc has issued a correction as of 01:45 on Apr 4, 2020

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Tei
Feb 19, 2011

euphronius posted:

the soviets started space exploration

USA has better marketing. Humphry Davy invented the lightbulb, but is credited to Thomas Edison because he had better marketing

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

https://twitter.com/abbyhoward26/status/1245510918299103232

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


THS posted:

whats the best app for complete beginners simplified mandarin

Mao's Little Red Book

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
the books will be written by fellow comrades so it will be a giant hologram of Gagarin holding Laika standing on a giant space hammer

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



Hopefully everyone who listens to the goop people die to roni. Wheezing "viruses aren't real" as they drown in their own mucus.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
So now there's an in vitro study showing ivermectin can kill coronavirus. I actually only know it as an animal dewormer but apparently it has antiviral effects too? Countdown to people hoarding horse dewormer edit: and heartworm pills

https://www.msn.com/en-nz/news/world/anti-parasitic-drug-kills-covid-19-in-lab/ar-BB1288OH

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat

D1E posted:

I mean, we have some pretty smart goons here. Who wants to step up and formally organize nationwide general strikes and lead the socialist revolution?

You have my axe.

still not quite ready, cumrad

still needs to get worse, much worse

it will get much worse

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

XK posted:

Bougie fucks with dough hooks.

People say that stand mixers / kitchenaids aren't worth it but they're honestly pretty useful workhorses if you do enough baking. If you don't want to do any of the fancy poo poo you can get a good stand mixer for like $100.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

this is my local news channel :sad:

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



lol that owns

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

I wore a drat scarf today and now all these videogamers think I'm a trumper

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

TheLemonOfIchabod posted:

Just read that pink-eye is a symptom of this. Uh is anything NOT a symptom of this?

I'm pretty sure I had the roni about 5 weeks ago, my symptoms were severe GI issues at first then around 9 days of bad influenza-like symptoms, then secondary sinus infection and mild pneumonia which are 75% resolved but which I'm still taking antibiotics for. My upper respiratory stuff stopped up my eustachian tubes and nasolacrimal ducts in a big way, I could easily see bad eye drainage and sinus infection leading to eye infections.

edit: oh and like someone else said it seems like the virus likes to gently caress with your head - I felt like I was getting much better two diffferent times only to get worse the next day.

Myron Baloney has issued a correction as of 01:52 on Apr 4, 2020

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


yah have mounties deliver it bing bong done

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

FistEnergy posted:

this is my local news channel :sad:

lol

https://twitter.com/NeoTermina/status/1245796906061762562

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

D1E posted:

I mean, we have some pretty smart goons here. Who wants to step up and formally organize nationwide general strikes and lead the socialist revolution?

You have my axe.

i;m down but ive always seen myself as more of an ideas guy. ill make the website

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mixmasters are incredible

almost unchanged from 90years iirc

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

I told a right wing relative how dumb it would be for Wisconsin to hold a primary next week.

Their reply: "Well, the outbreak doesnt seem bad there"

These people have no capacity for proactiveness

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


lol thats great and i choose to believe its 100% real

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Dustcat posted:

use more yeast/less flour/add an egg

I'll try adding more yeast to the next batch. I did some baguettes tonight instead of my sandwich bread. I'm gonna do sandwich stuff this weekend so I'll experiment


I thought maybe this was the case but it definitely doubled on the first and came close on the second

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


no pubes yet sorry posted:

Hm. Saturday I was super sick, thought it might be a hangover/withdrawals or something as it did feel similar at least.

I vomited my brains out all day then and when that subsided like 14 hours later I pissed out of my rear end for another 12 hours. I tried sleeping but had insane sweats and hallucinatory fevery "dreams" (I never actually fell asleep) both Saturday and Sunday nights. I couldn't get my body temp comfortable at all, took a bunch of baths and then cold towels on face etc.

The reason I mentioned withdrawals is because it was extremely similar to real deal alcohol withdrawals which I shouldn't have been having given I only drank one day (heavily).

I don't have any respiratory distress. I have been a little elavated temp wise but not in a fever, although I didn't check the nights I felt like I was dying.

Any sources on those being symptoms?

Sounds like norovirus OP

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

test 'em where the most cases are the usa baby

just the white people though, since they are all begging for untested, experimental meds

the US has a bad enough history of scientific experiments on non-white people already

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Vox Nihili posted:

China is massively lying about their death total but well we probably are also so who loving knows
"probably"?

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Skypie posted:

my goddamn bread keeps coming out too dense so I guess I'm gonna have to hand knead instead of using a dough hook/stand mixer

slap and fold

slap 👏 and 👏 fold 👏

canqued
Jan 18, 2020
Wisconsin's Governor has been slow on every response so far and Trump abruptly ended today's press conference by accusing him of loving with open and free elections. And he was so visibly pissed that I don't even think it's just another evil scheme- he seems to BELIEVE this.

I imagine someone will sit him down before the next one and he'll walk it back (by accusing the media of misreporting his words), but I am not super thrilled about providing ideological ammo to the Qs and all the other flavors of chuds right now.

WI was already hitting its pandemic stride. Now the Republican legislature has leverage to ensure Dem primary voter exposure gets a big uptick next Tuesday.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


We should send prester jane to investigate and discover how the Chinese actually went extinct due to CV.

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Bulgakov posted:

lol thats great and i choose to believe its 100% real

https://twitter.com/abbyhoward26/status/1246071763714236416?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007


the bbc is already doing holocaust denier math https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1245732854643949570

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


haha thats blessed :worship:

Nodelphi
Jan 30, 2004

We are all quite capable of believing in anything as long as it's improbable.

Ham Wrangler

Venom Snake posted:

can one of the medi-goons in here tell me if were doing a single one of these things

Dude they keep vacillating between cutting our hours and staffing when volumes dip to pulling in out of state moonlighters when volumes spike then wondering why no one has any loyalty to them. Also they told us not to bring in outside meals but do not provide meals.

Also hearing increasing rumors my hospital might fold under the strain.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

unironically a great grounding thing prolly for a buncha people who are all feeling alone and alienated and floating through time

good work, rando local news team

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Farm Frenzy posted:

the bbc is already doing holocaust denier math https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1245732854643949570

Elderbean
Jun 10, 2013


Navy buddy of mine lives in Florida and got it from his kids. Landed him in the hospital, he had pneumonia but seems to be recovering now. It got bad enough that he said goodbye to his family.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

i died with the coronavirus inside me, but the true cause of death was hidden sin

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
Lmbo only government workers come to my work anymore so I got to talk to a guy who works for SD County, nothing specific but we just rambled for like 20 minutes. He's very into the lol aspect of the response and apparently the county of SD is blowing through 11 million dollars a day in just covid response if I heard that right

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

i'm 2 for 2 on this, gently caress yeah

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Elderbean posted:

Navy buddy of mine lives in Florida and got it from his kids. Landed him in the hospital, he had pneumonia but seems to be recovering now. It got bad enough that he said goodbye to his family.

that's gotta be awkward

"so long, suckers"

*recovers*

"hello, suckers"

stone soup
Jul 8, 2004
Seems Brazil got their ventilators sniped by Trump, too.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019



Trump logic is :magical:

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