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Apr 4, 2020 05:11
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Apr 4, 2020 05:19
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Found this in my mail box. Would you order?
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Apr 4, 2020 05:23
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Apr 4, 2020 05:28
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If I had no food and there was no open food outlets around to buy from I'd consider it - they're only making 1 dish per night, which is a lot safer, and the desserts don't need to be kept in temperature. Only the gnocchi though, the rice for the other two they'll make in a big batch earlier and a home kitchen won't be able to get it cool for reheating later in a safe amount of time - if anything that's what'll make you sick. Salad getting cross contaminated by the meat in the fridge or benches would also be a contender.
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Apr 4, 2020 05:44
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Yeah people trying to help, obviously peices of poo poo making the food in the bin
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Apr 4, 2020 05:47
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We've bought take out from a bunch of struggling restaurants in the area, but it's always been directly from the restaurant themselves. I think buying from some rando shoving a letter in your mailbox, using potential stock imagery, is just asking for trouble; and feeding on peoples good intentions. The cynic in me thinks it's a credit card scam.
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Apr 4, 2020 05:51
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They're not trying to help - there are still food outlets open. The cynic in me suspects they're trying to make a tax free buck on food that's going to be written off as an expense ("thrown away") by their original business by cooking food in an uninspected home kitchen with unknown sanitation, storage, and temperature-control. A lot of places are still open and doing takeaways. And given the number of people working from home or in self isolation, there's a lot more people with time to make their own dinner.
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Apr 4, 2020 05:59
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I think its just two guys trying to hustle while their restaurant is closed, I don't think it is a meaningfully evil plan or even has much of a level of thought in it beyond "lets see if we can make a little money doing our job at home." Goddamn Woolworths only let my buy two Mi Goreng cups.
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Strong Convections posted:If I had no food and there was no open food outlets around to buy from I'd consider it - they're only making 1 dish per night, which is a lot safer, and the desserts don't need to be kept in temperature. There is a Woolies literally under the building  I would assume they'd take cash only. My wife was intrigued but I talked her out of it. We've been cooking every night ourselves.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:
Yeah I was pleasantly surprised to get an 8pack of TP today, it was the good 3ply stuff too! I've lasted a month on a single roll of single ply so this should last until the heatdeath of the universe. Also got some normal spaghetti, that stuff has been constantly missing at my local! I was driving and couldnt take a photo but local bottlo had a hand written sign "I assure you we are open" - great clerks reference.
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Apr 4, 2020 06:19
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One daughter managed to get me two six packs of double length 3 ply, which will hopefully last me until I can get a priority assistance delivery from Woollies. Apparently Big W has had big packs of toilet paper lately, too. Sent my other daughter shopping yesterday and she was unable to find plain flour and the range of meat was limited, but that was late afternoon. She was able to get everything else on my list. The major inconvenience is being unable to just pop down the shops for anything I've forgotten, run out of, or was unable to get.
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Apr 4, 2020 06:27
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The El Primo 3 Ply poo poo Noice
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Humphreys posted:Also got some normal spaghetti, Dinosaur pasta! What a crazy world we live in! You can buy penne that's as long as spaghetti!
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Apr 4, 2020 06:32
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loving real estate agent running an open house in my building this morning. Against the rules, loving irresponsible as. Called the cops. Wouldn’t normally but there’s heaps of old people in this building and signs up from management everywhere. Cop said he would have to look up the rules because “they change every day” but was pretty sure it was not on.
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Apr 4, 2020 06:32
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My local woolies had a bug stack of dunny paper in the fruit and veg section that was being largely ignored by the many shoppers. The actual tp aisle was completely full of easter chocolate. I guess they're making lemonade out of the situation.
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Apr 4, 2020 06:33
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Killed my first chook today  Mum has a bunch of australorps, and one of them was old and having trouble breathing (some sort of lung infection). So she got me to come around and chop its head off. Apparently mum has a friend she would normally ring up for this sort of thing, but coronavirus something something family members only something.
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ooh boy
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Caesar Saladin posted:I think its just two guys trying to hustle while their restaurant is closed, I don't think it is a meaningfully evil plan or even has much of a level of thought in it beyond "lets see if we can make a little money doing our job at home." this seems like the most likely explanation - they probably just live together and work in a restaurant that hasn't or couldn't stay open for takeaway only so they're trying to minimise any need to go stand in the centrelink line. That said, if they're proper chefs they should definitely know better than trying to commercially produce food in a home kitchen.
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Toys For rear end Bum posted:Killed my first chook today Yeah, they get colds and pneumonia / bronchial problems pretty easy. The cost of treating one is the equiv of buying three live chooks
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Caesar Saladin posted:Goddamn Woolworths only let my buy two Mi Goreng cups. buying cup noodles is the bigger problem
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Jestery posted:Someone explain this to me A faux rich person got real mad the real estate agent told everyone they were poor and close to defaulting on their home loan
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Jestery posted:Someone explain this to me A "mortgagee auction" is where the bank forecloses on your rear end and sell the house out from under you. The banks don't really care too much about maximising sale prices, so they'll get a rough idea of market value (due diligence on their part to do so) and will sometimes let it go for a pretty low price since all they're allowed to retain is the outstanding value of the loan (the defaulting mortgagee retains anything left over). A "unique opportunity" is nonsense real estate person speak for whatever you want, possibly even code for "mortgagee auction". So if they advertised it as a mortgagee auction they probably got a tonne of people low-balling them, and if there's one thing vendors don't seem to want to accept right now it's that their loving investment product isn't worth the historically high prices they've been artificially sitting at (source: I just wanna buy a house to live in but not get terminally hosed).
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Apr 4, 2020 08:28
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Uber eats is now officially refusing to enter my building and won't even wait for you to show up. I live on Chapel st in Melbourne and even in a pandemic there are plenty of people around. This will be fun. Just wanted one day without cooking. 
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Apr 4, 2020 08:50
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It's okay to make a sandwich for dinner, or have toast. There's no rule that says you have to cook.
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UnfortunateSexFart posted:Uber eats is now officially refusing to enter my building and won't even wait for you to show up. I live on Chapel st in Melbourne and even in a pandemic there are plenty of people around. This will be fun. Call the restaurant directly, they might have delivery drivers for free.
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I spent a long time and lots of loving around to make Felicity Cloake's perfect vegetable biryani tonight and it was OK but really not a big return for that much faffing about. Might be one of those things where it just can't be that good without the meat, like pho.
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I sure hope Danny mcbride paid joe exotic a ton of money to base his onscreen persona on him.
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Kharnifex posted:Yeah, pretty easy. Like whatever man. I was just at my friends place and this really big yellow/black ant was crawling across the carpet. Everyone was freaking out. I being the Aussie  hero picked it up. Like I thought the oval office was just biting me, and I threw it off the 3rd storey.Turns out I got injected with venom. Pain. 3 hours of pain from a loving ant? It's about 7.8/10 now. E: I was somewhat trashed. Maybe it was a spider? Sure hurts E2: the lightning bolts of pain from my thumb to my elbow are decreasing. Blow fucked around with this message at 15:32 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Probably banded sugar ant, they spray formic acid into wounds
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well why not posted:loving real estate agent running an open house in my building this morning. Against the rules, loving irresponsible as. I didn't want to be a Karen but in this situation I had to be. 3 cars worth of people I've never seen rolled up across the road and entered the house for a few hours. Cops asked me to get licence plate numbers... gently caress off, get over here and police. I'll all for visiting a mate, but having that many people over including the suspicious bit of blocking two driveways might have made the cops actually respond.
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Apparently social distancing doesn't count at Brisbane inner-city markets. I wonder why they are even still holding them?  https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/coronavirus/social-distancing-falls-on-deaf-ears-at-bustling-brisbane-market/ar-BB129ac6
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Coles has finally approved my access to their priority delivery service so hopefully I can get delivery some time in the next week. Got a delivery slot for tomorrow morning. Feels like Christmas. Lolie fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Blow posted:Like whatever man. The best thing for an insect bite is to put some ice on it. 
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Blow posted:Like whatever man. Tough guy not so tough.
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