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Spanish fat ninja had enough of the lockdown and was outside. Cops arrested him. Nobody had to shot or anything like that. https://twitter.com/policia/status/1246109454824648705 Tei has issued a correction as of 10:59 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Eat my rear end with expired dunkaroo frosting, bitch. thank you officer!!
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Inceltown, don't take it personally. Americans are scared and are holding on to what little hope we have even if its totally wrong and we are all hosed
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Inceltown posted:Sorry I passed on what is being told to our healthcare workers here. Thanks!
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BONGHITZ posted:Inceltown, don't take it personally. Americans are scared and are holding on to what little hope we have even if its totally wrong and we are all hosed Inceltown; please understand it is *also* personal and I actually think you are a very stupid person tia
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also once you leave the mayo out for 30 minutes making it cold again won't make it unspoiled ok
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Inceltown posted:Sorry I passed on what is being told to our healthcare workers here. Nah, man. The jig is up. They got us. It's perfectly fine to wear masks for 24 hours then go to the grocery and sneeze on the produce with that same mask still on because they're ~~magic~~ and have a natural +15 spell of immunity that never deteriorates even in the presence of orcs.
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Tei posted:Spanish fat ninja had enough of the lockdown and was outside. Cops arrested him. Was it really necessary to have 15 armed men and two vehicles to make one guy go home?
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"Hygiene isn't real" I tell myself as I ram my horrid goon maw into a yellow-tinged N95 mask I've been breathing in for 72 hours.
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i keep reading space godzilla as space gorilla i cant believe they killed the gorilla channel with the fake virus shutdown thanks obungler
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BONGHITZ posted:also once you leave the mayo out for 30 minutes making it cold again won't make it unspoiled ok ur not my dad u cant tell me not to eat the hell mayo
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thread's a little spicy tonight. something stressing ya'll out? bad weather?
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Inceltown posted:Sorry I passed on what is being told to our healthcare workers here. your healthcare workers are most likely competent. all those other dudes are quoting some amish muthafuck who's fearful of indoor plumbing.
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Goon Boots posted:Hey, are there still negative prices on certain types of crude? Possibly, but those would be heavy oil in Canada. The hosed up thing is because of the forward price curve, it makes sense to burn natural gas to keep the reservoir warm because shutting it down will require a long term reheating of the rock. West Texas is still positive. It was barely last weekend, but Trump tweeted and raised oil prices (anyone dealing in oil ignored it, but computers?), producing is still economic. In my view, we will hit $0-5 oil in the Permian because storage will be full and Trump's claim of agreement between the Saudi's and Russia will faill. OPEC+ will only cut volumes if they can get an agreement with US producers, and since the US isn't government controlled, we can't hold up our end. Late edit: Oil is super hosed by more supply by OPEC and Russia and reduced demand by Covid-19.
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'to remove thine mask is sinful, ye english. now lemme tell ya how to raise a barn...' / 
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The best part of all this mask confusion is that the poo poo is all designed to be single use disposable and we have to use them for a week because trimp is such a staggering oval office and capitalism has utterly failed. I bet the predominant route of infection for health care workers us going to be from repeatedly handling contaminated ppe over and over. Not that there would be any way to prove it, but when you're keeping your roni rag in a bag for a week how can you possibly avoid contamination?
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I want a Nigerian funeral https://twitter.com/dannolan/status/1246349579156480003?s=21
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Rah! posted:i keep reading space godzilla as space gorilla 
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oh hell yes, this one has legs
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this one is so good https://twitter.com/dannolan/status/1246349507203235841
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lol that trump/the GOP is killing off dumb white people because they can't stop the virus they set off (stupidity) unfortunately they are killing way more non-white people and that sucks big time side note i made a mask out of moss i found on a log, will that keep me safe from the covid?
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Oil! posted:Possibly, but those would be heavy oil in Canada. The hosed up thing is because of the forward price curve, it makes sense to burn natural gas to keep the reservoir warm because shutting it down will require a long term reheating of the rock. What do they do when storage is full? Just stop pumping?
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I take no pleasure in posting this
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i've determined im one of those people that could probably live on a space colony for a while because i miss the outside but it really has[NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]n't affected me in a big way
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Actual Satan posted:I take no pleasure in posting this lookin forward to the red wave that results so trump believes he did a good job
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Goon Boots posted:What do they do when storage is full? Just stop pumping? they don't know what to do because storage is becoming full and they don't want to stop pumping because restarting pumping after you've stopped can be expensive
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tfw you secure the nom without doing anything
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Frankie Boyle posted:The whole crisis does raise some interesting questions though: if we all agree that we can’t have the weakest people in society dying as a healthcare system, then why do we tolerate it as an economic system? We see articles about people who have stockpiled hand sanitiser to sell at a markup, but they are the people the system we live in supports, and that is what speculation is. How do we ever find a way out of this within our current system? Drugs need to be developed in the public sector: Big Pharma has no interest in putting itself out of business by creating universal vaccines, and spends more on advertising than research. https://theovertake.com/~beta/frankie-boyle-did-you-ever-wonder-what-youd-be-doing-during-an-apocalypse/
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I can see why there would be confusion, the cdc mask thing yesterday had nothing to do with ppe, the new standard is assuming most idiots have it, won’t be tested, and aren’t staying home so at least a bandana will make it harder for them to cough on everyone they meet.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Nah, man. The jig is up. They got us. what the gently caress are these posts
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people around the world are demanding ppe when they should be demanding piss
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a helpful bear posted:i've determined im one of those people that could probably live on a space colony for a while because i miss the outside but it really has[NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHKLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]n't affected me in a big way Why would anyone have problems living in a space colony? 
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piss piss eruption
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