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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

people on twitter really don’t understand why Africans don’t want to be used as guinea pigs for a vaccination test run

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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

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HycoCam posted:

Starting to wonder if Faraday cases for cell phones will follow the route of masks, toilet paper, pulsoximeters, and bidets as being the next item facing a rush of buyers...

you can just turn your phone off instead of faradaying it though, saves on battery life

airplane mode would also work? i think

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Ahahahahhahaha



Good. Imagine what a piece of poo poo you must be to see thousands dying in Italy and think they’re just trying to spite your surrogate daddy.

this sucks dipshit

Proletarian Mango
May 21, 2011

I've developed a persistent pain in my chest when I breathe but it's probably from all the weed I been smoking

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



FizFashizzle posted:

good old capitalism

only took it two weeks to respond to literally the consequential thing about this pandemic

maybe we'll figure out milk next i dunno

People have stopped hoarding milk in my neck of the woods and TP's getting a bit easier to come by. Now if I can just find a bottle of rubbing alcohol, hand sanitizer and disinfecting wipes...

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

mastershakeman posted:

Why would that happen what did I miss

I wondered that but assumed it would become clear.. but it has not..
I'm guessing he means, after all the stuff about zoom people will care about privacy.

If so, LOL!! welcome to hellworld.

HycoCam
Jul 14, 2016

You should have backed Transverse!

Relevant Tangent posted:

you can just turn your phone off instead of faradaying it though, saves on battery life

airplane mode would also work? i think
Unless you can take your battery out--every modern cell phone still sends a 911 signal, if I'm not mistaken. Samsung, for example, if you turn them off, resume immediately where you powered them down. Although the screen is off--the phone is still alive... Or am I paranoid?

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Relevant Tangent posted:

you can just turn your phone off instead of faradaying it though, saves on battery life

airplane mode would also work? i think

If you trust your phones settings, I think you need to have a google on that subject...

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Trainee PornStar posted:

Holy poo poo! I'm a lily arsed white boy from the UK & even I think that may not be the best idea.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI8Zx_QvNVU

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Relevant Tangent posted:

Going to be weird having all these people die and no funerals for them. I wonder if it'll change how people grieve permanently. Can't fly down to bury your grandma or scatter her ashes, can't get to the hospital to be there with grandpa, just a bunch of vanished relatives. Maybe in 18 months people'll be able to get together and have a memorial or wake, but then again it's entirely possible nobody'll be able to afford to travel.

We're all going to come out of this traumatized, and I suspect we will not be able to acknowledge or cope with that trauma as a society, which means we'll all be dealing with it on an individual basis instead which will not work.

Practically every major country except the US suffered massive military casualties, and had their cities and industries bombed to rubble and their homelands invaded in the last century.

They were able to cope with that just fine. Brits didn’t change they way they mourn because of the First Day On The Somme.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

HycoCam posted:

Starting to wonder if Faraday cases for cell phones will follow the route of masks, toilet paper, pulsoximeters, and bidets as being the next item facing a rush of buyers...

Need to self-isolate inside a Faraday cage to stop getting the roni from Chinese 5G.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-52164358

quote:

Mobile phone masts have been torched amid theories linking coronavirus to 5G, despite ministers saying there is no credible evidence to back them.

Masts were set alight in Sparkhill, Birmingham, on Thursday and Melling, Merseyside, on Friday.

Trade body Mobile UK said false rumours and theories linking 5G and coronavirus were "concerning".

The government said "there is absolutely no credible evidence of a link" between the two.

edit: "concerning". Experts and spokespersons should drop all pretenses at this point and just start screaming "WTF is wrong with you people?" on live TV.

Clyde Radcliffe has issued a correction as of 15:07 on Apr 4, 2020

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

HycoCam posted:

Unless you can take your battery out--every modern cell phone still sends a 911 signal, if I'm not mistaken. Samsung, for example, if you turn them off, resume immediately where you powered them down. Although the screen is off--the phone is still alive... Or am I paranoid?

No I don't think you are paranoid, what you said is true.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


jarofpiss posted:

this sucks dipshit

It’s extremely good, gently caress her and people like her.

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upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It’s extremely good, gently caress her and people like her.

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Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Trainee PornStar posted:

I wondered that but assumed it would become clear.. but it has not..
I'm guessing he means, after all the stuff about zoom people will care about privacy.

If so, LOL!! welcome to hellworld.

Naw, Google said they're gonna publish reports on how people around the country are or aren't doing with social distancing and a lot of people think this is something new they didn't already have all the data for or share with companies and governments.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It’s extremely good, gently caress her and people like her.

i would say it's also wrong for people to gloat over your family's gofundme when you die just because you're a terrible poster

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

She died supporting the system that lead to her death, her healthcare costs and her funeral costs.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


jarofpiss posted:

i would say it's also wrong for people to gloat over your family's gofundme when you die just because you're a terrible poster

She actively and intentionally spread disinformation that made the impact of a pandemic worse because even playing at being Typhoid Mary is a partisan issue now.

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

if we can't laugh at a plague carrying ham beast dying for tromp the gently caress else is there to laugh at?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

jarofpiss posted:

i would say it's also wrong for people to gloat over your family's gofundme when you die just because you're a terrible poster

:getout:

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

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mastershakeman posted:

Why would that happen what did I miss

google and apple have both volunteered to let the various governments track people by phone for the duration, combine that with the desire to make people go back to work and then force people who test positive into isolation, and you've got a lovely recipe for ezbake totalitarianism

for a lot of people it's going to be the first time gov't knowing everything about your movements (as opposed to the more nebulous corporations) really hits home as in "You're infected, you went out, and exposed others how do you plead?"

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

take two loving seconds to think about these things in the context of who and where the power lies and realize that gloating over individual dumb people dying is a terrible stupid liberal analysis. just because it's ironic that someone died with bad ideas in their brain doesn't make it worth celebrating you loving rubes

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

THS posted:

whats the best app for complete beginners simplified mandarin

Pleco is good

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!



sadly this is a positive for the ultra rich

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

jarofpiss posted:

i would say it's also wrong for people to gloat over your family's gofundme when you die just because you're a terrible poster

coward

look people are safer with that woman dead, so you can argue it's a net social good etc. etc. or you can take the approach where she died doing what she loved, the ultimate freedom

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


jarofpiss posted:

take two loving seconds to think about these things in the context of who and where the power lies and realize that gloating over individual dumb people dying is a terrible stupid liberal analysis. just because it's ironic that someone died with bad ideas in their brain doesn't make it worth celebrating you loving rubes

Hmm. No

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

jarofpiss posted:

take two loving seconds to think about these things in the context of who and where the power lies and realize that gloating over individual dumb people dying is a terrible stupid liberal analysis. just because it's ironic that someone died with bad ideas in their brain doesn't make it worth celebrating you loving rubes

hmm, turns out the people who are the puppets of your enemies are still also your enemies

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Relevant Tangent posted:

hmm, turns out the people who are the puppets of your enemies are still also your enemies

might as well be posting about old black biden voters

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

twoday posted:

maybe I should have kids after all, as a bit

coronachild

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


jarofpiss posted:

i would say it's also wrong for people to gloat over your family's gofundme when you die just because you're a terrible poster

I hereby give permission for everyone to gloat over my inevitable death for whatever reasons they like

Perplx
Jun 26, 2004


Best viewed on Orgasma Plasma
Lipstick Apathy

Relevant Tangent posted:

google and apple have both volunteered to let the various governments track people by phone for the duration, combine that with the desire to make people go back to work and then force people who test positive into isolation, and you've got a lovely recipe for ezbake totalitarianism

for a lot of people it's going to be the first time gov't knowing everything about your movements (as opposed to the more nebulous corporations) really hits home as in "You're infected, you went out, and exposed others how do you plead?"

leave your phone at home and pay with cash, also drive a car without gps

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
my uncle survived plagueship 2020 and is home in self-quarantine, all thanks to TRUMP

this is the final update of plagueship uncle

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

jarofpiss posted:

take two loving seconds to think about these things in the context of who and where the power lies and realize that gloating over individual dumb people dying is a terrible stupid liberal analysis. just because it's ironic that someone died with bad ideas in their brain doesn't make it worth celebrating you loving rubes

yeah guys won't you think a little before you dispense your lmaos in the cspam corona thread

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

oh noes, some dipshit roni-kommando died... a loving tragedy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


jarofpiss posted:

might as well be posting about old black biden voters

This woman had all the information she needed to make an informed decision about protecting herself and her family. She chose to tell everyone that it was a hoax despite all evidence to the contrary. Extreme solipsism in the face of overwhelming evidence should be mocked.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


SKULL.GIF posted:

I hereby give permission for everyone to gloat over my inevitable death for whatever reasons they like

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

twoday posted:

wow sounds bad

ive been spreading the Word of our most holy and venerated BCG vaccine and then have to walk it back some when people leap on it like some kind of miracle cure lol

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I took two four seconds and thought about that person telling everyone in her social circles that it was a liberal hoax, and that given that she went out and caught corona, it's extremely likely that she helped incite other people to go out and catch/spread corona, and I henceforth judge corona removing her from the world to be Good.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
Who was Karen Sehlke

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Fleetwood posted:

Who was Karen Sehlke

https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10158108220505789&id=701945788

this miserable gently caress

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