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Smirr posted:you have got to be absolutely loving kidding me. i swear to christ i'm about to have a panic attack. HOW IS THIS LEGAL lmao Köln is beyond parody.
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Went on my daily run. Met about 12 people total, no groups of three. Everyone was going out of the way and tilting the head away from me when I went past. People definitely take this stuff serious around here. Still barely any masks around. And honestly, I don't own one either. I sometimes use my scarf, but I can't breath right with that, making running futile. But I do try to cover my mouth when I am in a store.
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Babies Getting Rabies posted:lmao Köln is beyond parody. It really, really is. Holy poo poo. Did I post this https://www.express.de/koeln/ruehrendes-video-koelner-anwohner-rufen-polizei-und-feuerwehr-fuer-emotionale-aktion-36478504 when it happened? I don't think I did quote:Rührendes Video I mean, lmao
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Apr 4, 2020 12:59
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After having lived here for my entire life, I can assure you, these Kölsche Lieder never get any better and you also never get used to them. It's meant to be a punishment.
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Apr 4, 2020 13:11
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Happy that the traditional Berlin Türsteher experience is still available with clubs closed, only now at DM
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Apr 4, 2020 13:23
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Wir kriegen auch schönes Wetter hier in Hannover. Die Polizei bereitet sich schon auf massive Einsätze gegen die Bevölkerung vor, wenn die ersten Deppen vergessen, dass wir Pandemie haben. Strahlender Sonnenschein ab morgen, und dann für mindestens eine Woche. Temperaturen von 18-22° C. Fast sommerlich.
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Apr 4, 2020 13:29
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oliwan posted:Happy that the traditional Berlin Türsteher experience is still available with clubs closed, only now at DM Berghain but this time we just want some Nivea Feuchtigkeitscreme For Men.
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Smirr posted:It really, really is. Holy poo poo. Did I post this https://www.express.de/koeln/ruehrendes-video-koelner-anwohner-rufen-polizei-und-feuerwehr-fuer-emotionale-aktion-36478504 when it happened? I don't think I did I'm gonna be perfectly honest, as terrible as that song is, the Einsatzkräfte were obviously alright with this and probably disponiered their folks according to capacity and current Auslastung, so that video was actually heart-warming as hell. Good on them for getting some appreciation for the poo poo they're currently tasked with shoveling. That said, the cynical Deutschbag in me is seeing 19 Einsatzfahrzeuge locked into a tiny Straße and is dreading them getting stuck on account of a single dingus rangiering like a buffoon when a call comes in  Also, yeesh, that song. On a related note, since there's no WM this year, has literally every single band in German started planning for a "Song zur Corona Krise" yet? I'm guessing they're smelling the money to be made.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:On a related note, since there's no WM this year, has literally every single band in German started planning for a "Song zur Corona Krise" yet? I'm guessing they're smelling the money to be made. Dunno about that, but in general music personality news Till "Corona" Lindemann just published his rape fantasies in Gedichtform
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Apr 4, 2020 14:08
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What are the odds of getting infected by passers-by? Like crossing ways in the sidewalk, keeping whatever distance is possible. Isn't this low risk?
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Apr 4, 2020 14:18
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Goons Are Great posted:Berghain but this time we just want some Nivea Feuchtigkeitscreme For Men. Türsteher: Was willst du den heute kaufen? Du: Eh... ehm...ja... nur so Alpecin coffein shampoo oder so... Türsteher looks you up and down: Sorry, heute leider nicht.
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System Metternich posted:Dunno about that, but in general music personality news Till "Corona" Lindemann just published his rape fantasies in Gedichtform No worries, the entire Corona thing around Lindemann was just the BILD being BILD: https://www.metalsucks.net/2020/03/27/update-no-rammsteins-till-lindemann-does-not-have-the-coronavirus-after-all/ So we can expect a corona-based probably brutal murder song involving massive amounts of fire being made as we speak. oliwan posted:Türsteher: Was willst du den heute kaufen? lol
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System Metternich posted:Dunno about that, but in general music personality news Till "Corona" Lindemann just published his rape fantasies in Gedichtform Wait, what?
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Wait, what? Yep. https://twitter.com/peterdhintz/status/1245753486786072576?s=20 Also, in unrelated news: Berlin get your poo poo together, drat 
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oliwan posted:welp 2.0, we are dead
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im the prepaid 100 euro ticket to the illegal raves in far away warehouses that are definitely happening in berlin
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Coining the term "Dark Clubbing"
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Haramstufe Rot posted:Coining the term "Dark Clubbing" Doesn’t roll off the tongue quite as well as „Rostock-Lichtenhagen“ but sure
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Hopper posted:∆∆∆ I'll back this up. I'm in the north of Munich and everybody and their grandparents are outside laughing and slapping. Where tf are the police?
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Apr 4, 2020 15:56
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I just saw two birds loving outside. They actually don't do it in one go, rather the male flies on the female, does a bit of humping, flies away again. After two seconds of pause, he flies again on the female, does a bit of humping, flies away again. This continues 5-6 times. After the third time the female starts getting nervous, and does a bit of pecking at the male. But he is determined. Nothing will stop his loving. Anyway he's finished after the sixth time. Thank you for coming to my bird loving ted talk.
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Apr 4, 2020 16:09
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The Lindemann poem makes me ashamed to have liked Rammstein. I mean some of their songs & lyrics are pretty great but drat, gently caress that guy for that poem in particular. Went running today and had resigned myself to just going in the forest a couple meters whenever people come and then the first four actually stepped out of the way which was nice. Others not so much. Families that stick together in the middle of the loving path. Different folks walking their dogs together who I'm pretty sure aren't even from the same household. This poo poo brings out the inner cop in me. Don't think I've ever seen the woods this crowded. Tomorrow I'll get up at 6 or 7 AM to get my long run in before everything gets crowded to hell and back.
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mike12345 posted:I just saw two birds loving outside. They actually don't do it in one go, rather the male flies on the female, does a bit of humping, flies away again. After two seconds of pause, he flies again on the female, does a bit of humping, flies away again. This continues 5-6 times. After the third time the female starts getting nervous, and does a bit of pecking at the male. But he is determined. Nothing will stop his loving. Anyway he's finished after the sixth time. Thank you for coming to my bird loving ted talk. Some bird species are monogamous and that is just adorable But they do feed their young through regurgitation which is problematic for avian flu social distancing
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That makes me feel better somehow. At least it's being actively enforced. Just Großstadt Dummheit I guess.
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Once this corona thing is over as far as the disease itself goes, do you guys think you'll easily be able to get back out of the mentality that has you looking at groups of people and questioning whether their personal relationship allows for the level of closeness they display, or wishing for the police when someone is outdoors?
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cant cook creole bream posted:Still barely any masks around. And honestly, I don't own one either. I sometimes use my scarf, but I can't breath right with that, making running futile. But I do try to cover my mouth when I am in a store. Do you have a 30x30 or bigger handkerchief and 2 rubbers? Then you have a mask. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6QYaMTKxBQ
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AndreTheGiantBoned posted:What are the odds of getting infected by passers-by? Like crossing ways in the sidewalk, keeping whatever distance is possible. Corona comes out of you just by breathing if you have any of it. And in china an infection wave in one apartment tower was started by an aerosol plume being blown over by the wind from another apartment tower. Take no risks.
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Was out for 45 minutes, fair amount of people out but I only saw one group that wasn't obviously a family that was together, everybody else was spread out and kept their distance. Munich is gonna gently caress it up for everybody aren't they?
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My Lovely Horse posted:Once this corona thing is over as far as the disease itself goes, do you guys think you'll easily be able to get back out of the mentality that has you looking at groups of people and questioning whether their personal relationship allows for the level of closeness they display, or wishing for the police when someone is outdoors? Haha. "once this is over" Heh. Mithaldu posted:I just ended up making a pretty scary graph.
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System Metternich posted:Dunno about that, but in general music personality news Till "Corona" Lindemann just published his rape fantasies in Gedichtform Given his previous fantasies (cannibalism, arsonry, etc.) evidenced by Rammstein lyrics that shouldn't come as a surprise.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Once this corona thing is over as far as the disease itself goes, do you guys think you'll easily be able to get back out of the mentality that has you looking at groups of people and questioning whether their personal relationship allows for the level of closeness they display, or wishing for the police when someone is outdoors? The trick is not to be an authoritarian rear end in a top hat and mind your own business. When you see three people on the street and you start wondering whether they live in the same household just tell yourself "Wait, I'm not a fascist piece of poo poo, this doesn't concern me! I just need to keep my distance from them and everything will be alright". This way, you won't be in danger of keeping the authoritarian rear end in a top hat attitude after the crisis has ended.
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do you ever see public displays of affection and think to yourself: maybe ultraviolent anthrophobifascism really IS the answer
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Sulla Faex posted:do you ever see public displays of affection and think to yourself: maybe ultraviolent anthrophobifascism really IS the answer no, but im different
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Went out earlier to a Packstation, and was pleasantly surprised to see people in Hamburg doing social distancing decently. 3+ metres front and back between every group, and people giving one another wide berths sideways when passing. Well, with the notable exception of a family who just let their two young children run wild, weaving in and out between people while open-mouth coughing in every direction. 
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