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Quetzadilla posted:Well for starters this is the virus thred, take this poo poo to succ zone
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:47 |
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VectorSigma posted:let's see how active the sun is
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:48 |
Dog Toothbrush posted:holy poo poo the idea of 'covid antibodies permit' that allows you to return to work while those who never caught the disease must remain inside is so horrible and it's what's going to happen I'm down with it. Society divides into Insiders and Outsiders, both tribes pursuing different evolutionary paths.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:48 |
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Dog Toothbrush posted:holy poo poo the idea of 'covid antibodies permit' that allows you to return to work while those who never caught the disease must remain inside is so horrible and it's what's going to happen waht if we did segregation but based on age
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:49 |
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gay picnic defence posted:What are the chances those hospital ships take on some asymptomatic carrier who was in a car crash or something and they end up getting turned into plague ships just like the cruises? pretty good as it turned out, huh
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:50 |
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Zyme posted:yeah thats the total deaths (cum deaths), not the rate of dieing though. its been about 1k per day for a few days. maybe like 900, 1100, 1200 really so a little increase but not like when it went from 400 per day to 1000 per day in 3 days earlier. the cum deaths are looking more linear now rather than an exponential increase. if we get to a point where the number of deaths/new cases per day stays the same for a while then it means that the trend has shifted from exponential to something not exponential, which would be important. i certainly don't think we're there yet but i am also intrigued that we haven't seen 2k deaths per day. it's lack of testing, which has plateaued at 100k a day for weeks now. the death rate is surely increasing. people who die from a cardiac event or pneumonia without having a positive test aren't counted; pretty sure a lot of places aren't counting patients that die before test results come in even if they were positive
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:50 |
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thinking about thos beans
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:52 |
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KaptainKrunk posted:it's lack of testing, which has plateaued at 100k a day for weeks now. the death rate is surely increasing. people who die from a cardiac event or pneumonia without having a positive test aren't counted; pretty sure a lot of places aren't counting patients that die before test results come in even if they were positive lol I bet we're already at like 25k deaths per day in the united states in reality
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:53 |
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Frog Act posted:so my girlfriend teaches at my old high school. today one of her coworkers got married via zoom so I got to attend a lesbian teleconference wedding with a bunch of my old high school teachers. I’m kinda high and on the couch watching all these white boomers toast their laptops and it’s just bizarre lol that's wild
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:53 |
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Basic Poster posted:Man there's been like 4 flamewars in here today. That's rad.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:54 |
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Zyme posted:cum deaths
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:54 |
empty whippet box posted:lol I bet we're already at like 25k deaths per day in the united states in reality number go up
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:55 |
Man shelter in place creating some real thirst behavior. https://twitter.com/UhRyannn/status/1245923974980091906?s=19
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:55 |
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Flesh Forge posted:https://twitter.com/peterbakernyt/status/1246583428839071750 Can't process small business loans on time Can't get UI enhancements out on time Can't get Trumpbux out within the heat death of the universe
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:56 |
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gay picnic defence posted:What are the chances of this ship being ground zero for a coup? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxQA0Og-huQ
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:59 |
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On the bright side, the death count does not seem to be doubling every three days. By tonight it would have to be at 10,000, which is not likely.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 00:59 |
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The government must confiscate all musical instruments for the duration of quarantine https://twitter.com/sannewman/status/1246574690711281664?s=19
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:00 |
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:On the bright side, the death count does not seem to be doubling every three days. By tonight it would have to be at 10,000, which is not likely. lol
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:00 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:The government must confiscate all musical instruments for the duration of quarantine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKdohNSnLtw
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:02 |
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im hoping we get some plague shanties out of this at the very least
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:02 |
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Yessiree bob, once this thing calms down in NY next week we'll all have our act together and no more explosions of it elsewhere. Economy will be kicking back to normal by mid June. You heard it here first folks, heh heh.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoU_27hIzK8 Tunicate has issued a correction as of 01:08 on Apr 5, 2020 |
# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:04 |
Holy poo poo, the US numbers of infected almost loving doubled overnight
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:04 |
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KaptainKrunk posted:it's lack of testing, which has plateaued at 100k a day for weeks now. the death rate is surely increasing. people who die from a cardiac event or pneumonia without having a positive test aren't counted; pretty sure a lot of places aren't counting patients that die before test results come in even if they were positive One of our thread docs said as much, yeah. They don't have time to sit on a pile of bodies without finalizing certificates. If the results aren't back yet, they go with cardiac or respiratory arrest or whatever and roll. None of the numbers right now matter because we're also not testing population that doesn't need to go to the hospital in places that are getting slammed. So if you have the roni but you don't go to the hospital, you don't get a test. That's one less "new case." And if you die without a test or before your result comes back, that's one less "covid death." So the numbers mean nothing. And some places have rolled out protocols for EMTs to basically tell people "yeah you probably have the disease, but you don't need to go to the hospital right now unless you want to, just stay home thanks" so that's another thing. Basically the numbers can't tell us anything meaningful except "it's real fuckin' bad" because maybe deaths are outpacing actual cases, maybe deaths are being under reported, but definitely the cases are being underreported, so you can't really tell anything except "there are reefer trucks full of bodies"
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:04 |
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:Yessiree bob, once this thing calms down in NY next week we'll all have our act together and no more explosions of it elsewhere. Economy will be kicking back to normal by mid June. You heard it here first folks, heh heh. doesn't seem to be going so bad in florida, i think it's time to re open the beaches! and the bars. let the kids have their spring break!
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:04 |
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:On the bright side, the death count does not seem to be doubling every three days. By tonight it would have to be at 10,000, which is not likely. What is it like to be a newborn?
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:05 |
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Zyme posted:yeah thats the total deaths (cum deaths), not the rate of dieing though. its been about 1k per day for a few days. maybe like 900, 1100, 1200 really so a little increase but not like when it went from 400 per day to 1000 per day in 3 days earlier. the cum deaths are looking more linear now rather than an exponential increase. if we get to a point where the number of deaths/new cases per day stays the same for a while then it means that the trend has shifted from exponential to something not exponential, which would be important. i certainly don't think we're there yet but i am also intrigued that we haven't seen 2k deaths per day. March 17 - 97 dead. 3 days later; March 20th - 230 dead 3 days later; March 23 - 519 dead 3 days later; March 26 -1159 dead 3 days later; March 29 - 2431 dead 3 days later; April 1st - 4746 dead ???
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:08 |
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Honj Steak posted:use flour or milk to thicken the sauce not oil you madman use equal parts oil and flour. that's how you make a roux
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:09 |
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I'm not an expert on what sets of numbers might look like they double every 3 days, but that seems to be one right there.
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Basic Poster posted:Man shelter in place creating some real thirst behavior.
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:13 |
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empty whippet box posted:lol I bet we're already at like 25k deaths per day in the united states in reality ive done some back of the envelope calculations and im fairly sure everyone on earth has died except the people i know and have checked in on and those posting itt
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:13 |
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https://twitter.com/joshhoodthebard/status/1246412100920135681?s=21
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lmao
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:13 |
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Bad dems are basically the citadel counsel
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# ? Apr 5, 2020 01:15 |
I mean what the gently caress is even happening https://twitter.com/tifffanycuh/status/1246227095522553857?s=19
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https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1246586977165680646?s=20
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Zyme posted:cum deaths
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Mokelumne Trekka posted:On the bright side, the death count does not seem to be doubling every three days. By tonight it would have to be at 10,000, which is not likely. These are certainly being under counted by pretty much everybody everywhere
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https://twitter.com/CallCameron/status/1246538255517904896?s=20
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