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pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




SKULL.GIF posted:

LOL if gas stations shut down and gas becomes inaccessible

https://twitter.com/cleantechnica/status/1246210935699750914

lmfao hell yeah

gas is right behind food on the list of shortages that will truly rip this demon nation apart

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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/KyleTibbitts/status/1246580307718881282

this is going to go loving nowhere

guillotine every billionaire

he’s going test it on the homeless

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

I’m going to use my time staying home to learn how to program FORTRAN with punch cards.

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



pancake rabbit posted:

lmfao hell yeah

gas is right behind food on the list of shortages that will truly rip this demon nation apart

I can see it, from what I understand gas stations don't make poo poo on actual gas. It's all the other poo poo. So if people are just stopping and paying at the pump and leaving, then yeah.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



the us is going to have like 1200 dead tomorrow and everyone is going to think it's getting better until the weekend catches up and we're at 3000 on tuesday lmao

jetz0r
May 10, 2003

Tomorrow, our nation will sit on the throne of the world. This is not a figment of the imagination, but a fact. Tomorrow we will lead the world, Allah willing.



smarxist posted:

oh is this wwhere everyone is posting now

too many poo poo tier posters coming in here trying to interrupt our sacred ritual of dancing around a trash fire while chanting DEATH DEATH DEATH

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Rexicon1 posted:

lol they cut my salary and all the doctors I work with
yes but hedge fund managers have been made whole and that's the important thing that everyone is taken care of in these trying times

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

https://twitter.com/Crabin/status/1245809018804801537?s=20

Inner Light
Jan 2, 2020




get out

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
https://twitter.com/rmayemsinger/status/1246531751775580161

jesus.

Succbot Circlejerk
Jan 8, 2020

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Another one bites the dust

https://twitter.com/VirusesImmunity/status/1243997325804142593?s=19

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

smarxist posted:

oh is this wwhere everyone is posting now

friendship ended with TRUMPTHREAD. now CORONATHREAD is my best friend

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

SKULL.GIF posted:

LOL if gas stations shut down and gas becomes inaccessible

https://twitter.com/cleantechnica/status/1246210935699750914

is america gonna be the only country in the world that actually has to resort to rationing

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Farm Frenzy posted:

is america gonna be the only country in the world that actually has to resort to rationing

Love to ration worthless glutted commodities

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Farm Frenzy posted:

is america gonna be the only country in the world that actually has to resort to rationing

no we have elon musk and his beautiful tesla cars

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014




america is dead and dangerous, yes

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012


Hell ya

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012


On the other hand


Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



perfect

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Dog Toothbrush posted:

lmao at trust white colonial science. i'll wait to see what china has to say about HCQ+azithromycin

my mother in law said we just need to eat a lot of garlic. she also believes the fact that indians eat a lot of garlic so they are likely immune. TCM baby

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

no pubes yet sorry posted:

my mother in law said we just need to eat a lot of garlic. she also believes the fact that indians eat a lot of garlic so they are likely immune. TCM baby

Tell her about the violet oil trick.

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

If anyone needs to take a breather from all of this, I highly recommend you drop a small(ish) dose of acid and smoke small amounts of weed throughout (If you regularly smoke.) It was a nice break :D

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Rexicon1 posted:

lol they cut my salary and all the doctors I work with

could there be a more beautiful example of capitalism during a crisis

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




to be fair everyone should be eating more garlic because it tastes fuckign great

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Chard posted:

to be fair everyone should be eating more garlic because it tastes fuckign great

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

no pubes yet sorry posted:

my mother in law said we just need to eat a lot of garlic. she also believes the fact that indians eat a lot of garlic so they are likely immune. TCM baby

garlic is king

coke
Jul 12, 2009

for people who thought this might change her family's way of thinking and learn to take it more seriously and not a hoax

https://twitter.com/sunnmcheaux/status/1246533909531234304

instead of educating others they are digging in and just trying to avoid an embarrassment


lol

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Do it ironically posted:

what the gently caress are you people doing down there

Trump

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
If you didn't immediately hoard 50lbs of garlic when this popped off you hosed up.

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





I don't believe Karen really died show me the death certificate

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I dunno about you guys but this pandemic has exceeded my expectations.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

coke posted:

for people who thought this might change her family's way of thinking and learn to take it more seriously and not a hoax

https://twitter.com/sunnmcheaux/status/1246533909531234304

instead of educating others they are digging in and just trying to avoid an embarrassment


lol

lol

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

somebody murdered Karen it was probably anti fascist remember those guys

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Chard posted:

to be fair everyone should be eating more garlic because it tastes fuckign great

I decided to ferment three pounds of garlic the weekend we got locked down. I would not recommend doing that locked inside. emptied the crock a week ago and it still smells.

turned out good though. got enough fermented garlic for like two years now. I think my wife may forgive me, at some point in the future.

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

a.lo posted:

somebody murdered Karen it was probably anti fascist remember those guys

Wonder why they are always wearing masks?!?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
hoarding update. all the tortillas are gone. every single package of 'tillas. not the tostadas, though, plenty of them left. I guess white people don't eat those. do even Mexicans eat store bought tostadas? mysteries.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

I had found their go fund me the day that was first posted and it mentioned COVID-19 lmao @ the chuds

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

coke posted:

for people who thought this might change her family's way of thinking and learn to take it more seriously and not a hoax

https://twitter.com/sunnmcheaux/status/1246533909531234304

instead of educating others they are digging in and just trying to avoid an embarrassment


lol

And China is the brainwashed country ? Lmao

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smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
crov

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