[COVID-19 April] I've licked things I might not ordinarily have licked

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elaboration: Feb 21, 2020

Der Meister posted:

you had a fever for three weeks straight?

it started to break to like 99-101 near the end, and thats low enough that doctors dont consider it an issue for healthyish people, apparently

Taco Duck posted:

I did it. I killed Karen. I waited in the bushes outside her house with my corona rifle and shot her in the rear end with it just like Soros asked me to.

i lived, bitch

# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:52

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 12:00

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

went to publix two days ago: only me and one other person wearing a mask, no employees wearing masks or gloves

went to H mart today: all employees and all customers except a few white people wearing masks and gloves, with fiberglass panes installed to protect you from the breath of the cashier since you can't really avoid getting near them. everyone tried to max distance from each other except for the white people

kill whitey

# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:53

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Goon Boots posted:

This is a just an open-faced burrito.

there's two types of carb-held-foods

#1: Sandwich

#2: Taco

# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:54

Quetzadilla: Jun 6, 2005; A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Fiberglass panels must've made it hard to check out.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:54

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

https://twitter.com/JohnBoyega/status/1246568963171115014?s=20

# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:55

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1246630913628405761

jesus loving christ the democrats ARE A WASTE

you're going to have MILLIONS forced onto the streets by then. LITERALLY MILLIONS!

# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:55

Quetzadilla: Jun 6, 2005; A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

there's two types of carb-held-foods

#1: Sandwich

#2: Taco

Redundant taco is a subset of sandwich.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:55

Moongrave: Jun 19, 2004; Finally Living Rent Free

Quetzadilla posted:

Redundant taco is a subset of sandwich.

Taco is a single unit of carb

Sandwich is two+ separate units of carb

# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:57

Civilized Fishbot: Apr 3, 2011

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Taco is a single unit of carb

Sandwich is two+ separate units of carb

You don't use two tortillas for each of your tacos? Freak

# ? Apr 5, 2020 03:58

Ardennes: May 12, 2002

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1246630913628405761

jesus loving christ the democrats ARE A WASTE

you're going to have MILLIONS forced onto the streets by then. LITERALLY MILLIONS!

They are going to move it up after the market eventually tanks. The fact they are talking about late April means they think they got this.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:00

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/ChinaDaily/status/1246633668765876225?s=20

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:01

sum: Nov 15, 2010

no pubes yet sorry posted:

my mother in law said we just need to eat a lot of garlic. she also believes the fact that indians eat a lot of garlic so they are likely immune. TCM baby

I personally will be fortifying myself from the virus by subsisting solely on wild-caught pangolin

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:01

smarxist: Jul 26, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Civilized Fishbot posted:

You don't use two tortillas for each of your tacos? Freak

what about quesadillas :confused:

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:02

Dustcat: Jan 26, 2019

VectorSigma posted:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1246613127048953856/pu/vid/1280x720/rz2QeK1EkTq3Gt4w.mp4

she was even wrapped in toilet paper

the gods tried to warn us

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:04

Mistle: Oct 11, 2005; Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town; Grimey Drawer

Lambert posted:

Actually, guns are bad.

You can have a little guns, as a treat

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:04

Civilized Fishbot: Apr 3, 2011

smarxist posted:

what about quesadillas

What about them?

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:04

Man Musk: Jan 13, 2010

VectorSigma posted:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1246613127048953856/pu/vid/1280x720/rz2QeK1EkTq3Gt4w.mp4

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:04

Woofer: Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/clifforddeal2/status/1246533053297688576?s=21

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:09

empty whippet box: Jun 9, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

VectorSigma posted:

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1246613127048953856/pu/vid/1280x720/rz2QeK1EkTq3Gt4w.mp4

lmao

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:11

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1246630913628405761

jesus loving christ the democrats ARE A WASTE

you're going to have MILLIONS forced onto the streets by then. LITERALLY MILLIONS!

Rich people out of touch? Who would have thought.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:12

Zeriel: Nov 6, 2004

Dustcat posted:

she was even wrapped in toilet paper

the gods tried to warn us

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:13

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1246630913628405761

jesus loving christ the democrats ARE A WASTE

you're going to have MILLIONS forced onto the streets by then. LITERALLY MILLIONS!

Did we ever reach a decision on whether or not it was OK to wish for a politician to die of coronavirus?

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:13

Paramemetic: Sep 29, 2003; Area 51. You heard of it, right?; Fallen Rib

Gripweed posted:

Did we ever reach a decision on whether or not it was OK to wish for a politician to die of coronavirus?

It is okay for this one.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:13

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1246630913628405761

and don't forget to wash ur hands

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:14

Jon Irenicus: Apr 23, 2008; YO ASSHOLE

Gripweed posted:

Did we ever reach a decision on whether or not it was OK to wish for a politician to die of coronavirus?

depends on your agenda

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:16

fosborb: Dec 15, 2006; Chronic Good Poster

Impkins Patootie posted:

I don't believe Karen really died show me the death certificate

long form.

(yes, this is a thing, ironically when you need to prove the beneficiary didn't kill the policy owner)

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:16

Gripweed: Nov 8, 2018; Women are wonderful animals, they should be making music and writing novels about having a complex relationship with your mother.

Paramemetic posted:

It is okay for this one.

Oh good. I hope Nancy Pelosi dies of coronavirus.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:16

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

SKULL.GIF posted:

you're changing the context of the discussion

karen is dead. there's no more convincing or cajoling to be done. she died after actively spreading deathplague.

a whole lot more chuds are going to follow her into the grave doing the exact same thing she did.

what is this about Karen, who died? what�s the story? this thread is a waterfall of posts

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:16

Ardennes: May 12, 2002

Woofer posted:

Thats how America works.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:17

Charles 2 of Spain: Nov 7, 2017

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

what is this about Karen, who died? what’s the story? this thread is a waterfall of posts

Chud who thought the virus was a hoax then died from the virus.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:17

Quetzadilla: Jun 6, 2005; A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Taco is a single unit of carb

Sandwich is two+ separate units of carb

Do you make sandwiches with two loaves of bread?

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:18

Woofer: Mar 2, 2020

Charles 2 of Spain posted:

Chud who thought the virus was a hoax then died from the virus.

maybe she died *with* the virus and not *from* the virus

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:18

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

what is this about Karen, who died? what�s the story? this thread is a waterfall of posts

a chud who openly flaunted quarantine and knowingly spread infection because "it's just a flu"

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:19

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

rip Karen who fell into an open manhole and died while suffering from corona.

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:19

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

Quetzadilla posted:

Do you make sandwiches with two loaves of bread?

I take one piece and fold it

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:19

Azathoth: Apr 3, 2001

Quetzadilla posted:

Do you make sandwiches with two loaves of bread?

do you not?

# ? Apr 5, 2020 04:19

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

uber_stoat posted:

hoarding update. all the tortillas are gone. every single package of 'tillas. not the tostadas, though, plenty of them left. I guess white people don't eat those. do even Mexicans eat store bought tostadas? mysteries.

We just fry regular tortillas to make tostadas. :ssh: