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Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Flesh Forge posted:

The US is going to be a lot worse because a lot of younger people will try to ride it out at home, due to misplaced optimism, financial worry and our ingrained cultural acceptance of just not having medical care.

the last two remaining people in the US is a chud and a Democrat. everyone else has died of coronavirus. the chud and the Democrat are dying from it.

China has 3billion people and rebounded successfully from the plague.

the Democrat, wheezing from the fluid in their lungs says “we were so much worse at containing this than China”

the chud, in his last breath says “lol you idiot dem china lied about their numbers.”

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actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003


wow look at the cum

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
we are so drat close to triple 9/11 deaths

9/11 9/11 9/11

it's like candyman, you'll summon them with three

i thirst for death

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

actionjackson posted:

wow look at the cum

that's actual fluid from the lungs

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

a.lo posted:

that's actual fluid from the lungs

so a lung cum infection then?

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

Woofer posted:

the last two remaining people in the US is a chud and a Democrat. everyone else has died of coronavirus. the chud and the Democrat are dying from it.

China has 3billion people and rebounded successfully from the plague.

the Democrat, wheezing from the fluid in their lungs says “we were so much worse at containing this than China”

the chud, in his last breath says “lol you idiot dem china lied about their numbers.”
The chud is Trump, also he survives.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
and what's going on with the nipples!??

is this some fetlife poo poo, mate??

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

mod sassinator posted:

and what's going on with the nipples!??

is this some fetlife poo poo, mate??

It's a Covid-19 patient, have some loving respect for them. They're practically making GBS threads cum

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
if you live in washington get a gun now, food riots a couple weeks away

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/apr/04/washington-state-food-bank-shortages-revealed

quote:

Agencies and organisations tasked with feeding children, the poor and the elderly in Washington state during the coronavirus crisis will experience shortages of food and supplies as early as mid-April, according to state government emergency planning documents obtained by the Guardian.

A 27 March situation report (SitRep) document produced by the Unified Command of Washington’s State Emergency Operations Center (SEOC) projects that a combination of acute demand at food banks and schools, supply problems for food and cleaning supplies, plus staffing shortages, will mean government and NGOs will struggle to provide for hungry people whose incomes have disappeared as the state’s economy stutters.

Dom is Here
Nov 11, 2016

Lipstick Apathy

jarofpiss posted:

cspam is in desperate need of purges. the liberalism has run amok for too long.

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

mod sassinator posted:

we are so drat close to triple 9/11 deaths

9/11 9/11 9/11

it's like candyman, you'll summon them with three

i thirst for death

We are currently projected to reach 420420 deaths by 4/20

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

wow thats badass

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


surviving states will be ones who somehow manage to somehow enact a rent/mortgage/debt hiatus


i dunno how a state does that but :rip:

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1246615407366111233?s=21

lol wapo

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."
I dunno about death rates but I think mid-May after everyone who barely paid rent this month or didnt and still doesn't have a job or trumpbux and the government has done nothing else to help will be when it really pops off

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

a.lo posted:

I take one piece and fold it

Clearly that's a taco. -dumbshit idiot BARONS CYBER SKULL

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Durf posted:

whats happening in taiwan

Taiwant

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

fire bullets until your belly is full

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Dog Toothbrush posted:

for real though why is taiwan so loving awesome and china so... the way it is

during the post-war reconstruction and the Cold War, West Germany was fairly generous on its social democratic programs because they had to be seen as a viable and more attractive alternative to East Germany

you can see a similar pattern of behavior between capitalist and communist states in general, where you have to have The Great Society or whatever because the spectre of communism exists (where you can't just shoot your way out of the problem)

Taiwan has to keep doing that because the PRC never went away the way the USSR did

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

:vince:

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

nice I've been getting food for my kids, guess that won't be happening soon.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

has ivermectin been mentioned here? is it a ray of hope or...?


https://www.canberratimes.com.au/story/6711213/anti-parasitic-drug-kills-covid-19-in-lab/?cs=14231

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1246654158893133826?s=20

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
Ecuador :(

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1246652701938761729

e: this poor fucker used his last breath to say "who's going to pay for it?"

https://twitter.com/lodgepolepines/status/1246623000578994176

Flesh Forge has issued a correction as of 05:33 on Apr 5, 2020

Computer Serf
May 14, 2005
Buglord

:hmmyes:

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


how long before chud revisionist history makes this the norm for every flu season ever?

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
https://twitter.com/jimmyurine/status/1246643815072460801

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006





a lot of the local organizations would do food drives weekly. like the grange would set up with a table and collect cheese in the store for the food bank sort of a thing. or the homeless mission asking for turkeys downtown. all, well not all but a lot, of that’s not happening now.

this will hit marginal people and the homeless hard.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
[COVID-19 April] "Who's going to pay for it?" - a dying patient's last words

plester1
Jul 9, 2004





Homeless Friend posted:

[COVID-19 April] "Who's going to pay for it?" - a dying nation's last words

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

this works even better lol

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Homeless Friend posted:

[COVID-19 April] "Who's going to pay for it?" - a dying patient's last words

a sad thing to me is this is 100% going to keep a lot of people from seeking help once they get sick, and a lot of them are just going to die :(

Jerk Tannon
Aug 15, 2001

Homeless Friend posted:

[COVID-19 April] "Who's going to pay for it?" - a dying patient's last words

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Man Musk posted:

Sorry zoomers Karen is in Heaven with baby Jesus and all the angels

Jesus is poppin a cherub for Karen now

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Homeless Friend posted:

[COVID-19 April] "Who's going to pay for it?" - a dying patient's last words

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


just realized that that chud lady is probably going to get an actual funeral service, as opposed to the people who will be dying in the coming months and shoved into ditches dug by prison slaves, many of whom will in up in the ditches they help dig

space uncle
Sep 17, 2006

"I don’t care if Biden beats Trump. I’m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won’t"


plester1 posted:


[COVID-19 April] "Who's going to pay for it?" - a dying nation’s last words

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Raiad posted:

just realized that that chud lady is probably going to get an actual funeral service, as opposed to the people who will be dying in the coming months and shoved into ditches dug by prison slaves, many of whom will in up in the ditches they help dig

that just means more of her chud friends are going to catch it

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OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1246657041780871168?s=19

Didn't hit 9,000 which is good. Daily deaths still rising. Which is bad.

Probably a lot of deaths not being counted though...

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