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Nothus posted:Let me spoil the ending of that plan: everyone just lies about being immune so they can go back to work and rolls the dice on whether they end up getting owned by the Roni because it beats starving. Nah, you would need a doctor's note and/or a special ID card. If police can verify a driver's license, they can verify a corona ID.
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Nitrousoxide posted:Nah, people just take off the weekend from dying. They'll get back at the dying factory tomorrow. This but almost unironically, whatever offices have been counting these things are closed on the weekends apparently
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knox_harrington posted:I enjoy that Kushner appears to be constantly on the verge of tears whenever he speaks. What an epic rear end in a top hat. https://twitter.com/PatrickW/status/994285100866007041 https://twitter.com/Nermbed/status/1241312187903356929 $1.2 million and the president will shill your drugs almost every night on national tv.
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Ardennes posted:It is also how the Cold War worked out and the ROC/Taiwan was unofficially part of the American economic/security umbrella like SK/Japan this included preferential treatment in trade from the 1970s onward. the mid-century purges in Taiwan also coincided with the US halting all trade with China (the US was China's biggest trade partner at the time) and pressuring all of China's neighbors to cut them off
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Feldegast42 posted:This but almost unironically, whatever offices have been counting these things are closed on the weekends apparently perhaps it is the power of Prayer
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Quetzadilla posted:Yeah the firings/paycuts are happening to hospital employee docs, not docs who own their practice (or in partnership with other docs). Theyre hosed in exciting and different ways. so what's the go-to industry for rich kids that want to make bank going to be? finance? lol market is loving tanked law? lol can't have courts if the government isn't functional tech? lol all that startup fun bux and money evaporated overnight when finance collapsed medicine? lol, just lol so i guess we're gonna have a gently caress ton of ivy league educated plumbers and tradesmen in the near future lol i love america, america #1 great great great!!
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Don Pigeon posted:Once again it's crazy how regular posters on these forums knew that poo poo was going to affect the US and it was going to be bad back in what, late January? And the surgeon general, Dr. Fauci, Tmrup, and all these high up government officials and experts were downplaying it until the last possible second. I didn't get on board the doom train until about the last week of February when I realized that all of our economic centers were going to go into lockdown and (at least) hundreds of thousands were going to die. In my defense I figured it would be another SARS.
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Mayor Dave posted:I want my loving money mr trump  When the money hits we'll see screenshots like this
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ah another weeks weed will there be another idk
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facetoucher cat posted:
sweet, thanks for the heads up
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facetoucher cat posted:
whaling out and it's not even a camsite? lmao ok boomer
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pornhub is free right now, lmao paying $300 for it
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slopJoe 2020330 posted:whaling out and it's not even a camsite? lmao ok boomer I only whale out on waifus in gachas thank you very much.
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Bar Ran Dun posted:I normally can hear the sound of trucks on the highway coming out of the pass and towards Seattle and Tacoma. when they close the pass it gets quiet and it’s really noticeable. The light pollution is not as bad here lately I've noticed and I can hear the train horn clear as it was coming through my neighborhood because of the lack of excess background noise. It's been kinda nice but a little unnerving
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i still have no idea how i'm supposed to get my loving MONEY
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still waitin g for my COR-VIR
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comedyblissoption posted:it's exactly like how us college costs skyrocket and the professors are making bank and mad stacks, cruising to the campus in their lambos now college coaches do make mad stacks, sports are one of the key problems with higher education right now.
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triple sulk posted:i still have no idea how i'm supposed to get my loving MONEY i got my instructions in the mail yesterday. it says you gotta show up to the official place for your ward in november and press the button that says TRUMP
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mod sassinator posted:so what's the go-to industry for rich kids that want to make bank going to be? Policy consultants, op
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mod sassinator posted:so what's the go-to industry for rich kids that want to make bank going to be? COBOL programmers
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mod sassinator posted:so what's the go-to industry for rich kids that want to make bank going to be? Think tanks about to get even more bloated
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yeah I know it not a symptom I just day drink a lot now
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People thought that it would kill the rich Boomers, but nope -- its just going to wipe out the few Boomers left that are even vaguely sympathetic to leftier causes
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LOL, seeing the unemployment numbers keep going up and still no rent relief from my state. What do they expect to happen when people are no longer able to pay for poo poo? I feel lucky I still have a job, but then I'm exposing myself to potential infection everyday too. Good times.
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shovelbum posted:Oh no poo poo, that's like the worst possible outcome so I shouldn't have been surprised wait till what comes after this. there are already leaked documents from bain presentations that essentially show every non mega corp that didn't have the ability to survive this and every non mega landlord corporation get scooped up as well. disasters, economic collapses, and acclerationalism are great for capitalism, it's the best thing out there for them. i wouldn't be shocked if the medical outcome is one super private capital run healthcare corp which privatizes the profits like crazy but the government backs all the unused beds, facilities, and supplies by taxing the working class so private capital doesn't lose money on it. think like the private prison industrial complex the investment firms already own. that's really where this is all headed once it blows over
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Bar Ran Dun posted:yeah I know it not a symptom I just day drink a lot now I probably smoked more weed in the last two weeks than I have in the last 2 years
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Mayor Dave posted:I want my loving money mr trump
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Revalis Enai posted:LOL, seeing the unemployment numbers keep going up and still no rent relief from my state. What do they expect to happen when people are no longer able to pay for poo poo? revel in the dignity of that work op, wrap yourself in it like a smallpox blanket
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:Stick around for 30 minutes and you'll see someone come in and ask if it's cool to go to band practice with their friends or some other equally dumb question I've been telling my brother about this pandemic for months and he still went out, against state orders, to his band practice last week. They meetup in a house with a member who lives with an elderly grandparent
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MysteriousStranger posted:wait till what comes after this. there are already leaked documents from bain presentations that essentially show every non mega corp that didn't have the ability to survive this and every non mega landlord corporation get scooped up as well. disasters, economic collapses, and acclerationalism are great for capitalism, it's the best thing out there for them. i wouldn't be shocked if the medical outcome is one super private capital run healthcare corp which privatizes the profits like crazy but the government backs all the unused beds, facilities, and supplies by taxing the working class so private capital doesn't lose money on it. think like the private prison industrial complex the investment firms already own. Yeah Private equity issalivating at the prospect of being able to buy up everything in sight similar to 2008 panic.
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mod sassinator posted:can't find it right now but there was an article from an ER doc yesterday about how it mentally shattered him that a patient used their last words on a phone call to family and asked them who's going to pay for their treatment. like right before they stick a tube down your throat and you have maybe a 20% chance of survival the docs are nice enough to give you a phone call so people can hear your voice for one last time. the doc said the whole system is hosed. fuckibg yikes
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mod sassinator posted:so what's the go-to industry for rich kids that want to make bank going to be? You misunderstand. Finance, law, and tech (to some extent) are the industries for rich kids with some actual aptitude since they do require real work. The cool thing about being a rich kids is that you don't have to work at all! And the sinecures for rich failsons have always been thinktanks, politics, NGOs, and journalism. But I guess you're right those aren't nearly as lucrative so the tryhards will either go into the family business or, if we don't follow the light of Mao and liquidate the landlord class, will follow the tried and true method of capital accumulation by consolidating the distressed lower- and middle-tier landlords' assets for pennies and becoming megaslumlords.
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the last 3 weeks are a blur. I've smoked a half ounce, drank a 40 of rye, a 26 of tequila, a 26 of vodka, probably something like 12 bottles of wine, and I would guess at least 60 beers. But I've managed to cut down to two cigarettes a day, so hey, nnot bad
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shiksa posted:hearing birds is a for sure symptom What about hearing birds in a swamp?! It was my understanding that these were supposed to be drained https://imgur.com/a/HxUqab8
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