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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
LMFAO the surgeon general is warning about 9/11's now

Surgeon General: Next Week Is Going To Be ‘Our 9/11 Moment’ For Coronavirus Crisis

quote:

Surgeon General Jerome Adams on Sunday warned that the next week of the coronavirus pandemic will be a major moment for Americans — similar to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks — and urged governors who have not issued statewide stay-at-home orders to “do their part.”
...
“The next week is going to be our Pearl Harbor moment,” Adams said. “It’s going to be our 9/11 moment. It’s going to be the hardest moment for many Americans in their entire lives. And we really need to understand that if we want to flatten that curve and get through to the other side, everyone needs to do their part.

“If you can’t give us 30 days, governors, give us a week,” the vice admiral continued. “Give us what you can so that we don’t overwhelm our health care systems over this next week and then let’s reassess at that point.”

oh you know no big deal, just the surgeon general of the US going on TV to beg and plead with governors that they need to shut down for even a week to help stop a complete bloodbath of death

extremely normal, extremely good

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
nicotine patches are pretty chill unless you forget to take them off before you fall asleep, then you are buckled in for what feels like 100 hours of vivid bizarre dreams

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Woofer posted:

*trump seizes lifesaving medical equipment at customs*

chuds: wow I can’t believe how liberals are against trump

yeah let’s talk it out with those people lmfao

Woofer posted:

first we have to have a reasoned conversation with the ones that are anti-vax to help them see the error of their ways.

Woofer posted:

right maybe we should sit down and have coffee with these people and talk this out.

Woofer posted:

https://twitter.com/amaramarasingam/status/1246658639785492480?s=21

have you dummies ever considered maybe just talking it out with these people

Woofer posted:

Maybe we can sit down and talk it out with them and help them see the error of their ways.

Woofer posted:

Lmao nice meltdown

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

i smoked for 10 years and then i got the flu and 2 days into still smoking and hacking my guts out i realized it was really fuckin stupid, bought some nicotine gum, and was off nicotine in 2 weeks

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Quitting smoking isn't hard. I smoked 1.5 packs a day for 5 years. You either wake up one day and realize that isn't who you want to be any longer, and want to quit smelling like dogshit. Or you keep smoking your whole life and die at 53 from lung cancer.

Vaping is fuckin dumb too.

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Funion posted:

My vape hits harder and has more nicotine than a cigarette, while not filling my lungs with fuckin tar. Also less expensive in the long run.

nicotine? clouds should get you lifted

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Zeroisanumber posted:

I want to just day drink and watch movies but I have to be on a Zoom call at 4 because it's my niece's birthday and we all have to sing her Happy Birthday.

why change your brand now?

pieuvre armement
Feb 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Jane Fonda on the screen today
Convinced the liberals it's okay
So let's get dressed and dance away the night

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


Goddamn you went back in my posting history in an attempt to have the same reasoned conversation you advocate for.

I admire your steadfastness and the example you set. You’re definitely not a hypocrite lol

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili




that’s a life long addiction, saloon ;)

I forgot how to spell sailor

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

it takes awhile to figure out how to smoke it correctly (it burned my lungs/throat for a few days) but juul did mostly replace smoking for me

I am pretty stupid so maybe I can't figure it out. I just put tobacco and a small amount of weed in my PAX 3 and it was super easy to use and I only had to draw twice to get my nicotine fix so this might work

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY
Up the IRA

quote:

Tax exiles, who are usually limited to spending only 183 days in Ireland, will be allowed to remain longer this year, without taxation consequences, if they can prove to Revenue they were forced to stay because of the coronavirus.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/revenue-relaxes-183-day-rule-on-tax-exiles-forced-to-stay-by-lockdown-nf0ws6p7q

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Real hurthling! posted:

nicotine? clouds should get you lifted

I tried my cousin's 420 vape and hit it like 6 times in a row, disappointed with how weak it was.














spent the next 4 hours laying on the bathroom floor throwing up in another dimension

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Funion posted:

I tried my cousin's 420 vape and hit it like 6 times in a row, disappointed with how weak it was.














spent the next 4 hours laying on the bathroom floor throwing up in another dimension

lol yeah that sounds like a classic first vape pen experience

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







twoday posted:

nicotine patches are pretty chill unless you forget to take them off before you fall asleep, then you are buckled in for what feels like 100 hours of vivid bizarre dreams

i had a patient who was on like 3 nicotine patches once. he had some underlying heart issues too but this dude just really loved smoking

he snuck out one night and burned down two cigarettes. the added nicotine was too much and he died like fifteen minutes later.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




jetz0r posted:

https://twitter.com/TheView/status/1246101690790621186

States working together because the federal government is useless.

Maybe they should form some coalition with nearby states and pool resources that would have gone to the feds.

dude you're closer to the Chinese than Cuomo, let's get this C.S.A thing rolling

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

mod sassinator posted:

LMFAO the surgeon general is warning about 9/11's now

Surgeon General: Next Week Is Going To Be ‘Our 9/11 Moment’ For Coronavirus Crisis


oh you know no big deal, just the surgeon general of the US going on TV to beg and plead with governors that they need to shut down for even a week to help stop a complete bloodbath of death

extremely normal, extremely good

drat you shoulda seen what the guy's been doing for the opioid crisis!!!!

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

knox_harrington posted:

I enjoy that Kushner appears to be constantly on the verge of tears whenever he speaks. What an epic rear end in a top hat.

https://mobile.twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1246808428070293512

Love also that the rear end in a top hat in chief is personally misdirecting medical research.

At this point Kushner might be the second worst person in the entire world next to Trump himself. Just astoundingly evil, and a straight up traitor who lets his Saudi buddies in on all the classified poo poo he is somehow allowed to be read in to.

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Funion posted:

My vape hits harder and has more nicotine than a cigarette, while not filling my lungs with fuckin tar. Also less expensive in the long run.

But what about the clouds

E Depois do Adeus
Jun 3, 2012


Nobody has better respect for intelligence than Donald Trump.

Still asymptomatic after 3 weeks in a house with 2 people with COVID-19 (who took advantage of the downtime to give themselves Epstein brain). Can I get an antibody test yet so I can go donate plasma, or should i wait for longer to make sure I don't infect the person taking my blood?

mystes
May 31, 2006

E Depois do Adeus posted:

Still asymptomatic after 3 weeks in a house with 2 people with COVID-19 (who took advantage of the downtime to give themselves Epstein brain). Can I get an antibody test yet so I can go donate plasma, or should i wait for longer to make sure I don't infect the person taking my blood?
I don't think anyone can actually get an antibody test yet in the US unless you order a shady one from China or something?

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

twoday posted:

nicotine patches are pretty chill unless you forget to take them off before you fall asleep, then you are buckled in for what feels like 100 hours of vivid bizarre dreams

Yeah the dreams are always fun. I have 8 patches here from the last time I tried to quit. I wear them through the night because it makes me not want to smoke in the morning. I'm just done with this nonsense

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

FizFashizzle posted:

i had a patient who was on like 3 nicotine patches once. he had some underlying heart issues too but this dude just really loved smoking

he snuck out one night and burned down two cigarettes. the added nicotine was too much and he died like fifteen minutes later.

you're not supposed to do that

Quetzadilla
Jun 6, 2005

A PARTICULARLY GHOULISH SHITPOSTER FOR NEOLIBERLISM AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY

Woofer posted:

Goddamn you went back in my posting history in an attempt to have the same reasoned conversation you advocate for.

I admire your steadfastness and the example you set. You’re definitely not a hypocrite lol

I'm not trying to convince you. Like I said earlier chuds are easier to convince than liberals. If you're so opposed to the idea of building solidarity while calling yourself a leftist, then you're actually the irredeemable obstinate piece of poo poo you accuse ignorant chuds of being because you do have the resources, knowledge, and social network to know better. I'm not responding to you for your benefit, you're a lost cause and there's no room in the party for nihilists and fatalists. I'm responding to you so that anyone else reading your awful posts won't mistakenly think you or your toxic antisocialist ideas are worth a poo poo.

Quetzadilla has issued a correction as of 19:34 on Apr 5, 2020

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Quetzadilla posted:

I'm not trying to convince you. Like I said earlier chuds are easier to convince than liberals. If you're so opposed to the idea of building solidarity while calling yourself a leftist, the you're actually the irredeemable obstinate piece of poo poo you accuse ignorant chuds of being because you do have the resources, knowledge, and social network to know better. I'm not responding to you for your benefit, you're a lost cause and there's no room in the party for nihilists and fatalist. I'm responding to you so that anyone else reading your awful posts won't mistakenly think you or your toxic antisocialist ideas are worth a poo poo.

I’m not reading any of these words but nice meltdown

dew worm
Apr 20, 2019

twoday posted:

nicotine patches are pretty chill unless you forget to take them off before you fall asleep, then you are buckled in for what feels like 100 hours of vivid bizarre dreams

apparently the most common side effect from chantix is horrible nightmares

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
re: beards as a comorbidity

shovelbum posted:

Are they starting to be a triage consideration bc of these things yet?

:catstare:

I mean you're right, just .... :catstare:

Nodelphi posted:

No it does increase technical difficulty but we’re not there yet.

but we will be, won't we

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Quetzadilla posted:

I'm not trying to convince you. Like I said earlier chuds are easier to convince than liberals. If you're so opposed to the idea of building solidarity while calling yourself a leftist, then you're actually the irredeemable obstinate piece of poo poo you accuse ignorant chuds of being because you do have the resources, knowledge, and social network to know better. I'm not responding to you for your benefit, you're a lost cause and there's no room in the party for nihilists and fatalist. I'm responding to you so that anyone else reading your awful posts won't mistakenly think you or your toxic antisocialist ideas are worth a poo poo.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

twoday posted:

I am not enjoying the deplorable condition of this current situation and have a lot concern for my family and friends in America and around the world, but there is something hypnotically interesting about observing all of these systems which have surrounded me all my life collapsing and meeting with their final reckoning. It is not Schadenfreude because I take no joy from it, but more like awe, watching all the chickens flock home to roost, seeing this complex and thoroughly inadequate model for a society disintegrate in real time

The humiliation of the prideful and arrogant united states is cosmically pleasing. The death toll not so much.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



definitely right. liberals are much more entrenched in their delusions than chuds

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Quetzadilla posted:

I'm not trying to convince you. Like I said earlier chuds are easier to convince than liberals. If you're so opposed to the idea of building solidarity while calling yourself a leftist, then you're actually the irredeemable obstinate piece of poo poo you accuse ignorant chuds of being because you do have the resources, knowledge, and social network to know better. I'm not responding to you for your benefit, you're a lost cause and there's no room in the party for nihilists and fatalists. I'm responding to you so that anyone else reading your awful posts won't mistakenly think you or your toxic antisocialist ideas are worth a poo poo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skntT5oxeg8

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
chuds are the third world maoists of the future

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

definitely right. liberals are much more entrenched in their delusions than chuds

as fun as it is to dunk on liberals, they are more accepting of peer reviewed science and are more likely to turn leftist

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

fits my needs posted:

chuds are the third world maoists of the future

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

quetzadilla have you tried baking naan it's super easy and so good and a much better use of your time than posting in this thread

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

dew worm posted:

apparently the most common side effect from chantix is horrible nightmares

back before zetia got approved for generic i worked with a pharmacist who told every patient he consulted the most common side effect of zetia was poverty

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it's cool that our government is using our inability to expand testing capacity further to act like daily deaths are going down in new york, they should just stop testing anybody for coronavirus at all and then the daily deaths will drop to zero bing bong so simple

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!


snoo posted:



haha remember this

lol

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Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

FizFashizzle posted:

i had a patient who was on like 3 nicotine patches once. he had some underlying heart issues too but this dude just really loved smoking

he snuck out one night and burned down two cigarettes. the added nicotine was too much and he died like fifteen minutes later.

My 1SG told me about when he tried quitting smoking and he did the same thing only with one patch. He said he thought his heart was going to explode

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