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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Fleetwood posted:

power is going to be fully transferred to corporations, so they will lead focus groups, PR, HR, debt tracking, and finding ways to blend civilian business + military applications

you don't need HR after you've fully embraced corporate feudalism

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Messing with people's Nintendo Switchs during a pandemic is an act of severe violence

https://twitter.com/ActualAero/status/1246896793146798081?s=19

lmao what

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Spoondick posted:

coughing tiger, hidden dragon

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

he just means jews

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
i'm this guy
https://twitter.com/mixrnb/status/1246102583787130890

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Test deez nuts

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



not feeling great, not sure if allergies

nice knowing you all, take me corona-chan

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


uber_stoat posted:

the wise ones of old would attempt to predict the future using tea leaves or the bowels of a slaughtered animal. I propose a new method of divination for our modern age: pastamancy. reveal omens and portents by observing what dregs remain in the pasta aisle after the 'roni crazed crowds despoil it.

I got dried squid ink pasta, I wonder what that means

it was ok, not as seafoody as I was expecting though

maybe... things will not be what they seem?

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Basic Poster posted:

isnt turdfuzz or cumshitter everyone's nemesis by default?

cumshitter is a treasure, who'd be his nemesis?

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


donald trying to brag about being smarter than a virus, when we all know he's not

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009


lol viruses don't have a nervous system. they don't even have a single cell. what an idiot!

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Relevant Tangent posted:

cumshitter is a treasure, who'd be his nemesis?

poopmenstruator

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Corona

MEANS

Corona

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

snoo posted:

drat can rats get coronavirus

I don't know about rats but ferrets have the same virus problems cats do so we're going to see issues there =(

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Spergin Morlock posted:

poopmenstruator

:hmmyes:

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000

facetoucher cat posted:

My cat started sneezing today and I'm freaking TF out thinking about this situation because I have no idea how he would catch covid-19 because I'm sure it's just his allergies like normal but FFS

My other cat had a sinus infection last year and it was so pitiful

sorry bout your cat - sneezing is generally not associated with roni in humans so thats probably good! our cat lived to be almost 20 years old, coughing and sneezing intermittently for the last 10.

really though that's a hell of a username/post/avatar/tag combo you've got there

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

truly the coronavirus is a wily and cunning foe

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


Relevant Tangent posted:

cumshitter is a treasure, who'd be his nemesis?

his straight idiot son

bus hustler
Mar 14, 2019

Ha Ha Ha... YES!

Mr. Lobe posted:

I got dried squid ink pasta, I wonder what that means

it was ok, not as seafoody as I was expecting though

maybe... things will not be what they seem?

squid ink is umami flavor not fishy flavor its good.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

marmot25 posted:

pasta aisle was a real isle of misfit toys today—
only sphaghetti-like options were these



fedelini?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

shovelbum posted:

he just means jews

he can’t not talk liek a Nazi

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Relevant Tangent posted:

cumshitter is a treasure, who'd be his nemesis?

cobra commander

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000

Spergin Morlock posted:

lol viruses don't have a nervous system. they don't even have a single cell. what an idiot!

it didn't even hit me that he is saying a virus is smart until now. a while back he also said something to the effect of "the corona flu, virus, germ...nobody really knows what it is" while riffing during a press conference. he really truly doesn't know what a virus even is.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

how does trump not have corono

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

euphronius posted:

how does trump not have corono

anti mattering field is strong

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer



https://twitter.com/reuterspictures/status/1246839486044127232?s=20

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

euphronius posted:

how does trump not have corono

God hates us all

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

euphronius posted:

how does trump not have corono

he got kushner to pay it off

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


euphronius posted:

how does trump not have corono

diverting all energy in his antimattering field to guard against the corona, but now he hates his life and can't golf and poo poo anymore i think

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

euphronius posted:

how does trump not have corono

It's called genes!

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Funion posted:

guys dont laugh if he dies we dont want him to die

I didn't want the 130,000 odd people who died because of austerity to die either.....

Boris didn't give a gently caress so I can at least have a mild chuckle at his expense.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


text book cover

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



euphronius posted:

text book cover
Photo of the decade.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Blarghalt posted:

A chud being able to be convinced largely hinges on whether or not they're religious, because if they are yeah they've probably gone full death cult

"Washed in the blood of the Lamb!" i scream as my naked mucous-coated body easily slips through the sanitary cordon the corrupt Satan-serving sheriff tried to establish around my church

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Raiad posted:

his straight idiot son

his straight idiot son loves him with all his heart though, cumshitter might be his nemesis but it's not mutual

rudecyrus
Nov 6, 2009

fuck you trolls

euphronius posted:

how does trump not have corono

evil never dies

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


gonna lol when bojos dies terribly and no whiny d&d weirdo can stop me

alaricalden
Apr 16, 2019
Ok this has got to be a crime right? Even if he might just be threatening to do something like this?

sure looks real though...


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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


euphronius posted:

how does trump not have corono

mr burns - all-diseases dot gif

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