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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
the Democratic Party must and will be destroyed

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Toxoplasmid
May 18, 2004

I think Dominic Raab is next in line after BoJo.
Just as evil, doesn't hide it.


This popped up on one of my whatsapp groups. Do lots of people really believe it's all a hoax? That countries are torpedoing their own economies...for what exactly?
https://youtu.be/5pIMD1nwd4

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

Spoondick posted:

the biggest difference between cameron and bojo is that cameron did the throat loving while bojo got his throat hosed

Weeeéey!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

the Democratic Party must and will be destroyed

it needs to pay for its crimes including Jim Crow

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

https://twitter.com/uncannyafghani/status/1246924236473667586

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Vim Fuego posted:

ah yes, noted humanitarian expert on lives needlessly lost, war criminal george bush

there's a really funny Republican and GWB disease funding thing that happened though

GWB created PEPFAR and did a lot of good for AIDS in Africa. then when he was out of office and the Republicans shut down the government under Obama in 2013 they held it hostage and defunded it and screamed up and down how much they hated it.

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



A lot of coronavirus customer's in Lousiana.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

New York now has gotten back down to only 36% of tests being positive. We're doing better people!

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

IffyNewtz posted:

I think Dominic Raab is next in line after BoJo.
Just as evil, doesn't hide it.


This popped up on one of my whatsapp groups. Do lots of people really believe it's all a hoax? That countries are torpedoing their own economies...for what exactly?
https://youtu.be/5pIMD1nwd4

it's a democrat plot to undermine trump and force socialism on the god fearing people of america

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




bojo got the covid, I know, I know it's serious

Hit Man
Mar 6, 2008

I hope after I die people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."

The Telsa ventilator seems real and admittedly pretty cool.

https://youtu.be/zZbDg24dfN0

Also not coming anytime soon

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

D1E posted:

Does anyone here genuinely believe that U.S. citizens are going to get another direct payment after that $1,200 one?

I can't imagine it will happen again, even if literally 50%-plus of the population is unemployed.

They'll stick with idiotic trickle-down business-focused initiatives.

There really might be a lot of dead landlords at the end of all this.

LMAO

I mean I'm not 100% on it but generally speaking yes. That's what is so fun about the situation, they will swerve and grift as much as possible but they can't escape the problem.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

snoo posted:

bojo got the covid, I know, I know it's serious

do u really think he’ll pull thru

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Heartcatch posted:




I'm fond of Ducky. Please support Taiwan.

https://www.duckychannel.com.tw/en/Keyboards

Duck is pretty good though if they keyboard is for office work and you aren't a gamer I'd go here https://codekeyboards.com/

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

the military guy couldn't pronounce hydroxychloroquine

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

snoo posted:

bojo got the covid, I know, I know it's serious

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

it's a good thing karen died, there's now a surplus of both thoughts and prayers that can be freely donated to the covid-19 hero boris johnson.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface
Lol if this eases off now there is going to be massive massive backlash

Magic Underwear
May 14, 2003


Young Orc
Looking forward to lots more chuds taking aquarium cleaner on strong daddy's orders and doing a science project volcano of the mouth

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Telsa Cola posted:

Lol if this eases off now there is going to be massive massive backlash

Kinda feels like there's gonna be a surge regardless of when we ease up

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Skypie posted:

Kinda feels like there's gonna be a surge regardless of when we ease up

I meant politically.

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo
https://www.sunlive.co.nz/news/239108-category-5-cyclone-harold-aiming-vanuatu-today.html

quote:

A worst case scenario is unfolding for Vanuatu today with Cyclone Harold reaching Cat 5 overnight, the highest level on the cyclone scale.

The violent and historical storm is now directly approaching Vanuatu. It currently has sustained winds of 220 kmh (120 kt) with GUSTS to 270 kmh (145 kt).

Harold is slowly crawling towards Vanuatu in an easterly direction, moving at just 2 kmh (human walking speed is about 8 kmh).

According to the US Joint Typhoon Warning Center (JTWC) satellite imagery shows the centre of Harold has a wobbly, but tightly packed eye. It is generating waves of 11 metres (36 feet).

“For those in Vanuatu it doesn’t get much worse than this, a Category 5 tropical cyclone forecast to make direct landfall in a South Pacific nation,” says WeatherWatch.co.nz head forecaster Philip Duncan

Well, gently caress.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Gripweed posted:

Oh poo poo, that's how they could do economic relief! They could pay unemployed people to do the culling! fifty bucks per dead cat they bring in.

a year later: "Tax the cat-farms." the President solemnly intoned

two years later: everyone is dead from weaponized toxoplasmosis

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
lol corona ain’t going away until there is a vaccine

wisconsingreg
Jan 13, 2019
https://ria.ru/20200406/1569611571.html

quote:

ЛОНДОН, 6 апр - РИА Новости. Премьер-министру Великобритании Британии Борису Джонсону будут проводить искусственную вентиляцию легких, сообщил РИА Новости источник, близкий к руководству национальной системы здравоохранения Англии.
"Джонсон экстренно госпитализирован, ему будут проводить искусственную вентиляцию легких", - сказал собеседник агентства.
Ранее официальный представитель премьер-министра сообщил, что Джонсона, у которого диагностирован коронавирус и остаются проблемы со здоровьем — держатся высокая температура и не проходит кашель — по рекомендации лечащего врача доставили в больницу. При этом на Даунинг-стрит заверили, что Джонсон продолжает возглавлять правительство и находится на связи с кабинетом министров.
О том, что Борис Джонсон заразился COVID-19, стало известно 27 марта. Несмотря на болезнь, он продолжает руководить работой британского правительства.

My college russian translation:

LONDON. April 6th - RIA NOVOSTI

Prime minister of Great Britain Boris Johnson will receive artificial ventilation of the lungs, according to a RIA source, close to the leadership of the UK National Healthcare System. RIA's source said that "Johnson was urgently hospitalized, he will receive ventilation." Previously, official representatives of the prime minister said that Johnson, who was diagnosed with coronavirus and has existing health conditions, has maintained a high temperature and persistent cough and entered the hospital on the recommendations of a doctor. At the same time, Downing Street was assured that Johnson continues to lead the government and is in touch with the cabinet.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/1246820763962875905?s=21

has anyone tried having a reasonable discussion with her about this yet :ohdear:

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
there aren’t very many relevant “tests” that would require hospitalization so bojo is obviously crumping

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

union won smoko time, enjoy this clip on your break

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1246792468126892036/pu/vid/640x352/_6sf4u7km3KwJgG8.mp4

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Atrocious Joe posted:

lol 42% of the specimens tested in New Jersey are positive. Good luck hellstate

:chanpop:

that's a huuuuge infection reservoir beneath the waves

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Telsa Cola posted:

Lol if this eases off now there is going to be massive massive backlash

It's not gonna ease up but it does seem like the percentage of people that are asymptomatic or only have a really mild case might be higher than expected, which is good. But even with that you're looking at millions of people in the ICU and lots of them dieing.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I'm legit surprised that Johnson is in the hospital and they don't have a full up ICU at his residence like we do in the white house.

Zotix
Aug 14, 2011



Atrocious Joe posted:

lol 42% of the specimens tested in New Jersey are positive. Good luck hellstate

That's a lot of COVID clients.

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

My religion states teleworship services are heresy, therefore I shall seek exception and go to church in the flesh.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Woofer posted:

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/1246820763962875905?s=21

has anyone tried having a reasonable discussion with her about this yet :ohdear:
It seems like all she's saying is "be aware that many of the people on ventilators will die when doctors eventually try to remove them from the ventilators"?

Beefed Owl
Sep 13, 2007

Come at me scrub-lord I'm ripped!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMPR0DmX7zM

Someone requested it so here you go, though I am sure it will be done to death in due time.

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

Thoguh posted:

It's not gonna ease up but it does seem like the percentage of people that are asymptomatic or only have a really mild case might be higher than expected, which is good. But even with that you're looking at millions of people in the ICU and lots of them dieing.

Millions of people in the ICU? Wasn’t aware we had millions of ICU beds.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Sedisp posted:

Can confirm this is true. The funniest one I knew about was a lady that gave the same old dude a blowjob every week for Papa Gino's pizza

I grew up in a retirement community. there was at least one old dude that did a circuit every day. tanned and shirtless in short - shorts he rode his bike from trailer to trailer, in the same route every single day all winter.

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

drat, thought that man's head was an egg for sure

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Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




lol it just occurred to me the loving snow birds are going to head home like starting now, season is ending folks they are coming back to your communities (and Canada)

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