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Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

How long ago was it that people here were saying an independent California would be a socialist paradise... come on guys

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WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Isn't the lack of testing the entire reason for the dumb right winger argument that the numbers appear to be flattening in some places?

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


Holy gently caress that is a hot take.

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



Son of Man posted:

Boris Johnson is going to die from corona and it IS funny. It is not funny because he acted like an idiot and intentionally exposed himself to the virus as a political stunt. It is funny because his strategy for Britain was for lots of people to die so his wealthy masters wouldn't lose money. This was an acceptable solution to Johnson because he thought he wouldn't be one of the sacrifices. That is the exact moral and philosophical reason that Boris Johnson deserves to die and it is morally correct to be amused by the prospec

Can we hire those Ghanan guys to do the funeral?

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000
im hearing increasing rumors that the novel coronavirus, the virus that causes COVID-19, has begun feasting on the rear end and balls of its hosts. not sure what to make of these rumors, and medical expert goons ITT care to weigh in?

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

Funion posted:

was going to post "nice", but then I tried to mentally visualize 69,420 dead people

Just above the amount of a packed big 10 stadium

Raiad
Feb 1, 2005

Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.


facetoucher cat posted:

The one and ONLY reason I feel bad about Boris potentially dying is because his gf is pregnant and has coronavirus. I don't know what relationship they have because I don't keep up with that bs but there's the smallest possibility that child could be not evil and I wouldn't want it to not have a father




Please don't hate me but it's literally the only reason and I know it's stupid to humanize politicians but I don't want a baby to not have a father but he'd probably eat it anyway so yeah gently caress him

the child's best chance of not becoming an rear end in a top hat is for them to have lost their father to his own assholery

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
New Zealand update:

38 new confirmed/29 new probable

(Yesterday, 48 new confirmed/41 new probable, day before, 52 new confirmed/22 new probable)

We're hitting the time when the lockdown would have broken the chain today/tomorrow, so... is that Hope i feel?

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

Zyme posted:

im hearing increasing rumors that the novel coronavirus, the virus that causes COVID-19, has begun feasting on the rear end and balls of its hosts. not sure what to make of these rumors, and medical expert goons ITT care to weigh in?

ah, the taint reaping has arrived

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Algund Eenboom posted:

How long ago was it that people here were saying an independent California would be a socialist paradise... come on guys

give it a few decades

which, according to the current pace of time, is only a few years

facetoucher cat
Dec 20, 2013

by sebmojo

People who have lupus take it all the time from what I understand but it's the individuals chowing down on fish tank cleaners that will be having the issues

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

These colors don't run.

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

Zyme posted:

im hearing increasing rumors that the novel coronavirus, the virus that causes COVID-19, has begun feasting on the rear end and balls of its hosts. not sure what to make of these rumors, and medical expert goons ITT care to weigh in?

wow i didnt know your mum was the novel coronavirus, the virus that causes COVID-19

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


I like it when people like Succbot Circlejerk show up in the threads.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



what's the us death toll at, i honestly haven't been paying attention to the news at all this weekend and feel a lot better for it

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Algund Eenboom posted:

How long ago was it that people here were saying an independent California would be a socialist paradise... come on guys

i dunno but it's been way too long. "an independent california would be a socialist paradise" is basically the coronavirus thread's middle name. we should all put it in our sigs.

pancake rabbit
Feb 21, 2011




Zyme posted:

im hearing increasing rumors that the novel coronavirus, the virus that causes COVID-19, has begun feasting on the rear end and balls of its hosts. not sure what to make of these rumors, and medical expert goons ITT care to weigh in?

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

triple sulk posted:

what's the us death toll at, i honestly haven't been paying attention to the news at all this weekend and feel a lot better for it

extremely high and underreported, as it will be for quite some time

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

lmao

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

twoday posted:

give it a few decades

which, according to the current pace of time, is only a few years

It took until 2010 for them to stop forcibly sterilizing inmates and until 2018 to take “create cute dioramas of Native American genocide camps” out of the third grade curriculum. So I’m not holding my breath for any leftist turn to leftism. Because if I hold my breath I’ll die of the freaking coronavirus

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

facetoucher cat posted:

People who have lupus take it all the time from what I understand but it's the individuals chowing down on fish tank cleaners that will be having the issues

For sure

I don't think everyone on earth is gonna die from hydroxychloroquine but like it's not a drug you should be taking OTC or as a prophylaxis until studies are published and there are bigger problems than "people will die" like "people who need the drug for other poo poo can't get it because rich dudes are having their doctors write 3 month supplies out" and so on

when I was in pharmacy I only ever had maybe a handful of patients on it but there's a mess of poo poo you can't take it with and generally it's good to get an EKG before taking it and every few months afterwards so I think it's okay for people to be calling our big moist president dumb for telling everyone to just go take it because it's a wonder drug lmao

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
lol welp Boeing just suspended my job "until further notice"

cool cool

Zyme
Aug 15, 2000

Algund Eenboom posted:

It took until 2010 for them to stop forcibly sterilizing inmates and until 2018 to take “create cute dioramas of Native American genocide camps” out of the third grade curriculum. So I’m not holding my breath for any leftist turn to leftism. Because if I hold my breath I’ll die of the freaking coronavirus

on the other hand, if you can hold your breath for 10 seconds without coughing then you can know for sure you are corona free!

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

WarEternal posted:

Isn't the lack of testing the entire reason for the dumb right winger argument that the numbers appear to be flattening in some places?

Yes, the growth in testing has slowed and the growth in confirmed cases per day has slowed along with it.



From here: https://ourworldindata.org/covid-testing

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Xaris posted:

you dont even have to imagine, we have two whole subs (QCS and D&D) that whined about cspam making fun and gloating over bojo having the rona.

rofl

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

shovelbum posted:

maintain social distancing, use beanbag rounds

a fair compromise

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

we shouldn't think of it as a death toll, it's more of a death service fee, with various associated taxes, tax recovery fees, and mandated charges applied on top

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Algund Eenboom posted:

How long ago was it that people here were saying an independent California would be a socialist paradise... come on guys

the Balkanize people are tremendous morons

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Lessail posted:

i can't wait for the next round of forum wars to start over boris johnson dying of corona

There are at least 3 humorless scolds in this thread already drafting up paragraphs about it.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Algund Eenboom posted:

if I hold my breath I’ll die of the freaking coronavirus

if you hold your breath, you die WITH the coronavirus, not OF it

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
i'm pretty sure nowhere in new york is doing community testing and they also aren't testing in the hospital unless they absolutely have to so yeah the numbers are just bullshit

Wangsbig
May 27, 2007

Zyme posted:

im hearing increasing rumors that the novel coronavirus, the virus that causes COVID-19, has begun feasting on the rear end and balls of its hosts. not sure what to make of these rumors, and medical expert goons ITT care to weigh in?

can confirm I'm pozzed as poo poo and the novel coronavirus is devouring my drat dick and balls wholesale as well as my rear end hole, sir

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

the Balkanize people are tremendous morons

I mostly want governors to play hardball

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

poo poo POST MALONE posted:

lol welp Boeing just suspended my job "until further notice"

cool cool

That sucks man, can you at least get unemployment while you're furloughed?

Spoondick
Jun 9, 2000

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1246974655677837317?s=19

big dog energy

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

RandomBlue posted:

shut up, gotta have my PlayStation 5.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
I'm waiting for my company to have layoffs since everybody who buys our products is shut down and just keeping my fingers crossed that I don't get caught up in them.

I'm totally gonna get caught up in them though.

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

wtf is a paragraph?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

helta posted:

wtf is a paragraph?

not much, what's a paragraph with you?

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Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Lawman 0 posted:

Can't wait to catch the roni because president dumbfuck couldn't be assed to do even the minimum effort

in his defense hes very dumb and barely knows what’s going on sometimes

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