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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

shovelbum posted:

Why are people closer to 90 than 80 and super demented even alive (FULL CODE!) in the first place, if I could have one wish it would be for a magic talking gun with arms and legs that would be my friend for life and then down the line shoot me at that point.

let me tell you of the sweet insanity of hospital bureaucracy...

basically if you don't sign a dnr or dni you get the full monty

please sign a dnr, nobody actually wants the full monty

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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Zeroisanumber posted:

Gotta start somewhere, snoo

Even China's still stamping it out.

imagine under a functional government what could've been prevented

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

shovelbum posted:

Why are people closer to 90 than 80 and super demented even alive (FULL CODE!) in the first place, if I could have one wish it would be for a magic talking gun with arms and legs that would be my friend for life and then down the line shoot me at that point.

Oh my sweet summer child, if you only knew how many health care resources are used on 90+ year olds for things that nothing can be done about as any attempt at surgery would kill them instantly.

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Blockade posted:

It's cool how I took what was supposed to be a few year job a few thousand miles from my home back in Jan and now I'm in a strange city where I know no one.

Fantastic self own there

Same

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




shovelbum posted:

Why are people closer to 90 than 80 and super demented even alive (FULL CODE!) in the first place, if I could have one wish it would be for a magic talking gun with arms and legs that would be my friend for life and then down the line shoot me at that point.

lol if anyone makes it through this crisis and wants to end up in a nursing home for any reason

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

MarcusSA posted:

so then don’t enforce it at all and let people do what they want. That clearly seems to be working.

it clearly is working in plenty of countries

you can reduce the R0 well below 1 without resorting to harassing people for driving their car, strict and total lockdowns should only be necessary in densely populated areas where the virus is already spreading out of control, which australia isn't

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


thats the good poo poo right there

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Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Durf posted:

lol if anyone makes it through this crisis and wants to end up in a nursing home for any reason

i didn't want to get old before this crisis

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Zeroisanumber posted:

let me tell you of the sweet insanity of hospital bureaucracy...

basically if you don't sign a dnr or dni you get the full monty

please sign a dnr, nobody actually wants the full monty

Don't I want the full monty if I am young and healthy and get frozen or electrocuted or something like that that people actually come back from tho?

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




CODChimera posted:

i didn't want to get old before this crisis

haha ya i always 'joked' about rowing out in a canoe loaded with dynamite at 60

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970


no Ugandan knuckles, sad

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




granted now i want to live at least as long as my wife

if she goes first WHO KNOWS. that guy who robbed a bank with a bomb around his neck then detonated it with no explanation was pretty neat. keep em guessing.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Durf posted:

haha ya i always 'joked' about rowing out in a canoe loaded with dynamite at 60

that sounds loving awesome

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
When I die, leave me for the crows
Dump me in a ditch where the tall grass grows
Throw me in a river I’ll float where it flows
Drop me in a cave that no body knows

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
LMAO @ dems thinking they can Aaron Sorkin "have you no decency" speech their way into getting assistance from the administration they're helping to re-elect by running a racist mummy made of rape charges.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Durf posted:

granted now i want to live at least as long as my wife

if she goes first WHO KNOWS. that guy who robbed a bank with a bomb around his neck then detonated it with no explanation was pretty neat. keep em guessing.

uh he was set up. Netflix told me.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound


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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




poo poo POST MALONE posted:

uh he was set up. Netflix told me.

whoa really what show

CODChimera posted:

that sounds loving awesome

now i'm worried about the fish in that scenario tbh. might just wander into the arctic wastes if they still exist.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

snoo posted:

imagine under a functional government what could've been prevented

For one I'd have my loving trumpbux already

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Durf posted:

whoa really what show

Evil Genius

it's tiger king but better.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




I'm Bill Mitchell!! I don't fear death in the slightest!!!!
/


poo poo POST MALONE posted:

Evil Genius

it's tiger king but better.

cool thx i wanted to watch TK for the insane hicks but get really mad at captive animal stories

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

A porn parody a of "JAWS" called "PAWgs: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Butt".

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




Welcome to the Second Great Depression.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Mayor Dave posted:

For one I'd have my loving trumpbux already

where the gently caress is our loving money

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Durf posted:

lol if anyone makes it through this crisis and wants to end up in a nursing home for any reason

idk the constant loving sounds alright

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

When I die, leave me for the crows
Dump me in a ditch where the tall grass grows
Throw me in a river I’ll float where it flows
Drop me in a cave that no body knows

Cover me with roses for the funeral pyre
Shoot this dashing carcass out to loving sea

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Judge Dredd Scott posted:

what fuckin store just sells audiobooks

we aren't a store, we're a production company

as far as i can tell, pretty much all production in every industry in my state are all still chuggin' along, none of them are required to be closed so not a one are closing at all

DEEP STATE PLOT has issued a correction as of 07:04 on Apr 6, 2020

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008
Re: functional government, again Taiwan leads the way, for example:

https://focustaiwan.tw/society/202004050009

Tourism Bureau head did something he shouldn't have and caused COVID infections. Gets consequences. Relatively little drama, no getting fired over twitter or news networks going crazy.

Just sane and capable government. Blows my mind in some ways.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LMAO @ dems thinking they can Aaron Sorkin "have you no decency" speech their way into getting assistance from the administration they're helping to re-elect by running a racist mummy made of rape charges. anything

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Solarin posted:

idk the constant loving sounds alright

was kinda lookin forward to the old fogie LAN parties to be honest

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

watched The Platform today
ending was garbage, but still an alright watch
Snowpiercer did it better

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

Gringostar posted:



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sorta glad ppl keep getting probed b/c there's an endless stream of right wing D lister shitheads on twitter spewing endless dumb and enraging takes to own da libs and sell a book or podcast or whatever the gently caress bill mitchell does. I just dump every alt right person into the same amorphous blob archetype in my mind and can't keep any of them straight or remember their pointless lore or constant self owns that never seem to wipe them off the internets spotlight

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Basic Poster posted:

I feel like a week+ back ago there were at least half a dozen goons in here who thought they had the roni, and were talking through their experience, and that just stopped. Like...are you guys still here? or :rip:

i genuinely may start a spreadsheet going forward because yeah theres' at least going to be a couple goons on my steam friends list and posters here by the end of the year that aren't gunna be logging back in. probably too much to go through the old thread

there's been one or two goons whove gotten hospitalized iirc

there's also the E/N goon who had it, got hospitalized, and is having one of their lungs removed

Marzzle
Dec 1, 2004

Bursting with flavor

TwoStepBoog posted:

watched The Platform today
ending was garbage, but still an alright watch
Snowpiercer did it better

vertical snowpiercer vs horizontal snowpiercer

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

Marzzle posted:

vertical snowpiercer vs horizontal snowpiercer

where is my goddamn 3d snowpiercer

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Come on food riots

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

If Boris Johnson dies, the QCS thread is going to be epic.

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Durf posted:

was kinda lookin forward to the old fogie LAN parties to be honest

I will invite you to my seniors MMO raiding guild The Villages

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