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Some of y'all are missing the key word: Idaho If they C-section the baby they will absolutely pull the plug on the mother because she's "served her purpose". Praise Jeebus.
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Dolphin posted:that would extremely risk killing the mother gotta save that precious baby at all costs, assuming the mother is white
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Squizzle posted:wondering if, when the alchemist offered to teach me one or the other, i should have gone for the panacea against all ailments and distempers, instead of the dry rub spice blend which one tastes better?
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Over Easy posted:win what? It all
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DryGoods posted:which one tastes better? blessedly, the dry spice rub
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D1E posted:loving LOL. Totally and I want a mile high orgie but my conscious will not let me scam people like that so I'm going to have to settle for the ground kind
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386-SX 25Mhz VGA posted:Also a big thing that stops anybody from learning mainframe stuff is that you need, well, a mainframe. Not like learning how to do anything else where you can just download the stack and be off and running it's strange as hell that you've got the banking sector being this incredible hosed up ship-of-theseus amalgam of new and old all paperclips and bubblegum rigged to work together and they've gotta pay a bunch of boomerass santa claus looking mofos on contract to maintain their wire transfer software because it's all in fortran and they look at this setup and say "yes this is good and sustainable"
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https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/movies/2020/04/05/jaws-actress-lee-fierro-mrs-kintner-slaps-chief-brody-dies/2952350001/ Lee Fierro from Jaws died getting it in an assisted living facility
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zip a dee doo dah zip a dee a binding to proteins goodbye RNA
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Impkins Patootie posted:Hot and Ready but the opposite Me too
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Boris johnson might die 
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okay but look at all that virus you're breathing in if you wear a mask you turn into a goddamn covid ouroboros! actually I'm cool with that
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DryGoods posted:which one tastes better? oh the former. i got to sample both and the rub had like three times as much coriander seed as it needed.
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Feral Integral posted:Boris johnson might die
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a helpful bear posted:lol big fygm from entertainer terry "hulk hogan" iforgothislastname when WWF wrestlers in the 80s tried to unionize, Hogan ratted them out to Vince who shut it all down
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old beast lunatic posted:Hey what about that bleach drinking cult? Might be a good time to market that to the chuds. Didn't they already do this but without the religion? https://www.cbsnews.com/news/coronavirus-drinking-bleach-cocaine-false-rumors-social-media/
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https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1247181394478014472 only the biggest, best brains in this admin
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FAUXTON posted:it's strange as hell that you've got the banking sector being this incredible hosed up ship-of-theseus amalgam of new and old all paperclips and bubblegum rigged to work together and they've gotta pay a bunch of boomerass santa claus looking mofos on contract to maintain their wire transfer software because it's all in fortran and they look at this setup and say "yes this is good and sustainable"
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Dolphin posted:I assure you Boris Johnson will certainly die oh dear the poor man
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Feral Integral posted:Boris johnson might die is there an update? would be splendid
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It's going to be a bigly long day of cycling for my emotions I can see. This is going to be fun and exciting and mostly terrible
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1247181394478014472 lol
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Feral Integral posted:Boris johnson might die thoughts and prayers 
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Antivirals have the most effect when prescribed early. If this works anything like the others, waiting before you know they are terminal would almost guarantee inefficacy, if it has any efficacy to begin with. https://www.cdc.gov/flu/spotlights/2013-2014/flu-antiviral-benefits.htm
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brugroffil posted:One of the bad numbers gonna go up even more this week i havent gotten a penny from unemployment in a month now. i've sent messages through the website because the phone never works, but still no replies
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he had to clarify this was just planing for the fututre since people flipped out
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has there ever been a revolution against an incompetent executive started by a bunch of sailors? my honorary Number degree and intuition tell me no
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got any sevens posted:i havent gotten a penny from unemployment in a month now. i've sent messages through the website because the phone never works, but still no replies Learn COBOL. EDIT: And move to New Jersey.
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1247181394478014472 if he ever visits that ship he's gonna find himself falling off the flight deck
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So I thankfully just got out of jury duty. My first jury summons ever was during a pandemic
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got any sevens posted:i havent gotten a penny from unemployment in a month now. i've sent messages through the website because the phone never works, but still no replies that loving sucks. what state? my project is gonna end in 2 weeks or so and unemployment will be better than me working, but only if the system is actually functional in taking my claim + taking my certifications
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1247181394478014472 these fuckers are practically begging for a coup
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1247181394478014472 thats basically exactly what Comey did with the last Clinton memo. You could say this word for word: quote:"If he didn't think, in my opinion, that this information wasn't going to get out to the public, in this day and information age that we live in, then he was either A, too naïve or too stupid to be a commanding officer of a ship like this," Modly said. "The alternative is that he did this on purpose."
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Lawman 0 posted:https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1247181394478014472 this is what happens when u don't remember sailor
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